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Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by ademasta(m): 8:01am On Nov 01, 2016

A madman at a Psychiatry hospital climbed a tree and spent half the day on that tree. All of a sudden, he let go of the branch and fell straight to the ground with full force.
One of the Doctors rushed to the scene and asked him, "tunbosun what's the matter with u?"
The madman gladly replied...
"I DON RIPE"

My prayer for you this new month, November, you shall all ripe. You will not die unripe!

Amen. grin

HAPPY NEW MONTH!!!

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Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by avadella(f): 8:05am On Nov 01, 2016

We shall all ripe

But i no be mango undecided

Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by Mrdecent(m): 8:06am On Nov 01, 2016

Senseless and meaningless

Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by ademasta(m): 8:11am On Nov 01, 2016

Mrdecent:
Senseless and meaningless

I bet you need not be called sen5eless this early morning.

You are in joke section if you do not know.

I need not exchange words with you. Peace!

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Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by avadella(f): 8:13am On Nov 01, 2016

ademasta:

I bet you need not be called sen5eless this early morning.

You are in joke section if you do not know.

I need not exchange words with you. Peace!

Do not mind him ademasta, he is just an attention seeker forming to be serious grin

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Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by ademasta(m): 8:17am On Nov 01, 2016

avadella:

Do not mind him ademasta, he is just an attention seeker forming to be serious

Who has his time? cheesy

Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by ademasta(m): 8:28am On Nov 01, 2016

avadella:

We shall all ripe

But i no be mango

Shey na only mango dey ripe?

What of orange?

And the almighty CUCUMBER cheesy

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Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by avadella(f): 8:30am On Nov 01, 2016

ademasta:

Shey na only mango dey ripe?

What of orange?

And the almighty CUCUMBER

Cucumwhat

Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by ademasta(m): 8:33am On Nov 01, 2016

avadella:

Cucumwhat

Cucumber now wink

Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by harmlessgee2(m): 12:00pm On Nov 01, 2016

If ahear say anogo ripe... Clear d airways guy. Apology will b accepted.

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Re: Joke Of The Day: Happy New Month(picture) by ademasta(m): 12:51pm On Nov 01, 2016

harmlessgee2:
If ahear say anogo ripe... Clear d airways guy. Apology will b accepted.

We are all riping togeda cheesy

Na ripe sure pass

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