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Wetin Nepa Don Do Person For This Country Wey We Dey by OBAUX01(m): 2:13pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
I remember those days when we dey go our
neighbour window make we for see television
watch, that brother na Bachelor, he no dey allow
us come inside so we go just dey sneak go im
window, if I tell una wetin this Brother do people
our street because of ordinary Black and white
tv, una go say na lie so make i talk am today...
Finally my papa come hustle, save buy one TV,
he even buy that multiple colored glass wey dey
make the pictures colored, una remember that
glass? Okocha's head fit be green, his stomach
yellow and his legs blue, that glass dey turn
people to chameleon i swear..
As my father buy this Tv, chai we cook rice call
party, we even carry am go church go dedicate,
We come dey wait make Nepa bring light make
we begin flex am, you know that kind anxiety
nah, Few minutes Up Nepa!!!!!!!!!! My father was
outside, the speed he take rush, Usain bolt no fit
match am, As he plug the Tv, Nepa take light..
Devil is a Liar!!
My father no gree comot again, all of us just
stand there, Nepa must bring this light ooo, as
God may have it they come bring am back, this
time if you wan shout my father go soo eye you,
make e no be the first shout make them take
am, so we just dey shout the Up Nepa inside our
mind!! As my Papa on am, una know say the
thing they open like curtain, e never open finish,
Nepa take light again...
This happened like 5 more times, we no see light
again, One day, 2 days, One week, two weeks
Nobody see light, E come be say our transformer
don blow, Chai if you see my papa that time you
go pity am, Infact if you chew meat and my papa
hear the sound, you go explain to am why the
Transformer blow, he will whine your ear so
much you will start shouting up Nepa, Na so we
dey for two months no light... Na my Papa wey
no been dey gree pay Nepa bill gather people we
come dey go house by house dey collect money
make we take repair the transforner...
The Money don complete and na Like
tommorrow them go repair the light, Na im
armed robbers come for night come steal the
TV.......
My father never recover since that day!!! And
Light dey dey steady now!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Wetin Nepa Don Do Person For This Country Wey We Dey by Alexk2(m): 2:31pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
Op.....i can relate with all that but that your case critical O..chai, .i don laf tire here Sorry o |
Re: Wetin Nepa Don Do Person For This Country Wey We Dey by Nobody: 3:47pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
Dis tin dey happen o...i remember wen i buy my 1st nokia radio colour screen bodi dey sweet me.dem say make i charge'am 4hrs but nepa no gree bring light if light com 15mins dem don take am...it take me like 1week to charge de fone chai e pain me.if neva get face i for use cutlas cut am |
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