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How Dumb Can He Get? by Beautygyal(f): 12:04am On Jan 07, 2007 |
There was this pretty gal that lived in a rough neighbourhood, evrytime she would go out she would get chased by guys. she really got tired of it so the nxt guy that came up to her asked her 4 her numba so she said 999 he went home jumpin and shoutin "oooohh yeahhh i got her numba" loll |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by casper(m): 4:42am On Jan 07, 2007 |
so tell us when to laff abeg, |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by bluenubian(f): 4:43am On Jan 07, 2007 |
i cant believe, i actually read this joke 3 times, to make sure i didnt miss the punchline, heck am mad at masef |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by LanreDaMan(m): 3:25pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
I am sure this is your personal experience |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by boladonas(m): 6:17am On Jan 08, 2007 |
as dumb as the jokejavascript:void(0); Tongue |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by Beautygyal(f): 11:47pm On Jan 08, 2007 |
oh well shizzle i tried u no not like am all gd at jkz, evry 1 is gd at sumtin jkz nt my type but u always gotta try |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by bluenubian(f): 12:22am On Jan 09, 2007 |
lol, well thats bettter, at least ur apology is a lot funnier |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by lameda(m): 12:26am On Jan 09, 2007 |
this is wagg |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by funkydiva(f): 11:04am On Jan 09, 2007 |
i guess its true what they say about beauty and brains. They dont go hand in hand. |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by angelz(f): 11:35am On Jan 09, 2007 |
@Funky, smtims its true. Bt tnk God av got both. @ joke, dis anoyin. |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by Beautygyal(f): 8:11pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
@ angelz oh sorry didn't mean 2 make it annoyin, best thing to do is get outta here init l8rs @Bluenubian thanx alot tha encouraged me @ funky well if ur tryna say that i ain't got no brains then, think twice, coz if i didn't av a brain i wouldn't b able 2 type d words am typin rite now! @ evry1 like i said evry1 is gd at sumtin, i mite not b good at jokes but at least i tried, u gotta keep on tryin thas how d only way u can get better |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by eslynera(f): 9:40pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
beautygal, are u new here?? u don't really have to apologize for posting somethin, even if its stupid. |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by bluenubian(f): 9:50pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
i know right, cause we ve all done it, tell them to kiss it |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by eslynera(f): 10:26pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
You go furst |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by bluenubian(f): 10:34pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
oh ave been doing that since day 1 |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by Wallace2: 11:01pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
Nt funny plz |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by eslynera(f): 11:03pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
and who are u |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by Beautygyal(f): 6:02pm On Jan 11, 2007 |
@eslynera fanx a lot i really appreciate it am not new but this is d 1st topic i've eva posted on nairaland l8rs @bluenubian thanx 2 u 2 i really appreaciate it. |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by castro112(m): 8:27pm On Jan 11, 2007 |
Whatever stuff dat u r using, is obviously not good for u shottie. |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by debojyde(m): 8:46pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
HA HA ha?------ |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by Beautygyal(f): 8:49pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
@Castro oh so evrytin u use is good rite r u good at evrytin u do? i don't fink so and by d way read wat i rote at d top!!! |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by echowords(m): 10:31pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
The joke might not be funny but i sure got a laugh reading the replyz |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by Damsal(f): 5:14pm On Jan 14, 2007 |
Lool, i found the joke funny. (but then the english probabaly do have a wierd sense of humour) |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by supola: 7:17pm On Jan 14, 2007 |
ma lady u need to try more to make pple in this tym and age laff.mayb dat wuld av worked 4 them old folks. |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by echowords(m): 12:37am On Jan 15, 2007 |
as dumb as the jokejavascript:void(0); funny |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by Beautygyal(f): 12:49am On Jan 15, 2007 |
lol yep i guess it is funny, gotta learn to luff at urself somtimes |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by agnesoseka: 7:08pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
diddnt really make sense wen i read it, |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by Beautygyal(f): 9:01pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
instead of givin her numba she said 999 so dt he will call d police and he fell 4 it. |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by JosBoy4Lif(m): 9:04pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
I guess you gotta know what 999 stands for, don't let them get you down. Your funny in my books |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by Beautygyal(f): 9:13pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by VOR(m): 1:41am On Feb 13, 2007 |
@ Beautygal, I guess telling jokes ain't your strong point as you said. But looking at your luscious lips it doesn't take much imagination to work out what might be your strong point. Anyway here is a joke which will hopefully get you laughing; An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple. So she shot herself in the left kneecap. So how long did it take for you to get it? |
Re: How Dumb Can He Get? by bluenubian(f): 2:02am On Feb 13, 2007 |
am sorry, dont get it, whats 2 inches above the kneecap ?, sincerely, dont laff at me |
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