When i was little i had a friend named Ugo. Ugo's father was the most stingy man i've ever known. The man was a miser to the extent that he counts the number of match sticks in a matchbox(no jokes). He instructed his wife and kids to use only 3 match sticks a day [for cooking breakfast, lunch n dinner) and they dare not ask for money to buy matches before d time it was suppose to finish. The thing was so bad that in school, Ugo was writing double lines in a space of one so that his books wil not be filled quickly. He will write a sentence or a line above and write another one directly underneath instead of crossing to the next line.
Another stingy person i know is one 'senior' in my area.d guy invited a girl over. 2 impress her, he bought chicken n prepared it. Hours passed and she didn't show. His friends told him that since the girl no de come make them eat the chicken, but d guy no gree. d guy wait for 2 more days she no come. The chicken come spoil him n his friends no eat, d girl no eat. Tel us urs

lol... dem too plenty sef...

Satan!

My Ex girl friend