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Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 11:45am On Dec 07, 2016
It your life

You started it when you fought your way to fertilize that egg (it could had been someone/thing else)

You have the right to end it.
So if you must do it
My recommendations then shall we?
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 11:47am On Dec 07, 2016
1)If you are living in Norway n you 1na die well this is the right time to come to Nigeria Y? Recession n bad news will definitely kill you

Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 11:54am On Dec 07, 2016
cool
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 11:55am On Dec 07, 2016
2)have you ever wondered the easiest way to end it all? Well wonder no more
....a couple of oshogbo weeds might give you just the right amount of courage to stand and behold the trailer (the express will do just fine)
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 12:04pm On Dec 07, 2016
3)you wanna kill yourself but you just can't stomach it? Cheer up we've got pppl who are more than willing to help just tell Muslim bumber that he won't get a virgin Pussy in paradise....we All no Hw the story ends
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 12:08pm On Dec 07, 2016
4)you love pets? You can die for it?...wow so cute, here take a rattle pet n try playing with the head (mess with the head you get the venom)

Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by Nobody: 12:12pm On Dec 07, 2016
Suicide ain't easy.
I salute those wey De do am.
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 12:13pm On Dec 07, 2016
Go on and add yours
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 12:14pm On Dec 07, 2016
IamJix:
Suicide ain't easy.
I salute those wey De do am.



It better to commit suicide it what I call a controlled death

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Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by Nobody: 12:19pm On Dec 07, 2016
nNEOo:



It better to commit suicide it what I call a controlled death
better?? why haven't you tried it??
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 12:21pm On Dec 07, 2016
6)are you the people type? You love crowd? The spot light? The heat of it? Well come down to aba main market and steal something /anything you are as sure as hell gonna feel the heat of sparked fuel tearing off your flesh

Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 12:26pm On Dec 07, 2016
IamJix:

better??
why haven't you tried it??



I have done it all right? It My spirit that is typing! Don't ask me how
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by Nobody: 12:54pm On Dec 07, 2016
nNEOo:



I have done it all right? It My spirit that is typing! Don't ask me how
ediooyooot
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 12:56pm On Dec 07, 2016
IamJix:

ediooyooot



Wow thanks man
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by samuel051: 4:27pm On Dec 07, 2016
just come outside from your house and go to any beer parlour and shout SAI BABA 2019, na nairaland FP or fb wall we go read ur story.
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by nNEOo(m): 5:29am On Dec 09, 2016
Like death by insertion
Re: Ways To Commit Suicide by Kingbuhari(m): 6:55am On Dec 09, 2016
Buhari will commit suicide one day

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