" A dog that refuses to hear the hunter whistle is most likely to get lost in the thick forest " - African proverb

" Head of squirrel stubborn on plate, he that is being advised ,Lord let him listen " - Yoruba proverb,

(sobs as Tope Alabi is played in the background)

"Aye le ooo.ibosi ooo..Aye Dori ko do KO ye mimo" Ibi ta ba ma GBA oo koye ni yan.........



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Death is better than disgrace...Death I repeat is better than shame...Which mouth will I use to say mmm is not paying this month?? .. Certainly not with this mouth of mine.

i woke up by myself today to the news of mmm accounts been frozen for this month and till next year January.... I strongly believe it can't be true.. MBA NU , have they moved the fools day celebration from April to December ?? Or probably it is one of this mtv base pranks or some yeye .blogspots looking for traffic with their usual headlines.. I got tons of messages but no, I rather check the thing MYSELF !!!

Shaking and sweating without fever, i logged into my account on my beluo O5 phone and verily verily , it was like a dream..., there it was.

..But No se i still refuse to believe it is true..i saw warnings... Was this the message i was suppose to get from the dreams i have been having for the last three days??, was this why Papa Elena called me last week after almost a year ....Something is wrong somewhere but i am totally the wrong person this must affect..

As I soliloquies and ruminate on events of the last 3 months with a brand new 2 meter long rope in my hand where I stand under this banana tree, I still pray and hope this is not true.. I have packed a few clothes and switched off my major line for now..if anyone like they should call, i wouldnt allow anyone add injury to be salt..

I will give this people three days ... 72 hours to fix this or I will kill myself and my innocent blood will be on the owners of mmm Nigeria head...God would ask for my blood from their head ..Only three days to disprove this rumour...I am here with my stove and garri to keep myself alive and make eba with some bush leaves so as to survive before i finally murder my own self in the next 3 days...

What , am not the only one affected?? Is that all u can say to me now??

Yes it may be true but I can boldy say am the worst affected... My story into this MMM is not a small one..and as I am about to bid the world farewell , I cannot but reminisce how it all started 3 months ago when I ventured into the pyramid schemes system... Just like yesterday, it is now as if I was under a Russian spell.

My name is boo osin, 24 years old undergraduate and I die in 78 hours if my account is not restored and I get my money back...

But first, I need to share my story..

it all started on the 7th of September 2016 , in Church ....

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caveat emptor

Risk taker nw crying for help frm de xame people they said we dont need your help,if my money lost how e take concern u.....as for ur case,try kill urself nd test hw hell fire is........

brand new 2 meter long rope in my hand where I stand under this banana tree, I

You never ready

.. wish nairaland had a Unicode 9 smileys, and not this old _fuckery

Better go buy rope now o,cos the price don dey increase

Come and complete this ... front page material

Lool, mmm has really done something

Told my Gfs to chill oh, them no hear.

Laveda:


Told my Gfs to chill oh, them no hear.

Thought you invested too

ClassCaptain na mmm carry u come back,

Let me balance here classcaptain is back with his cool story

ellacute45:


Thought you invested too

I was lucky to get my money back. and I'm soooooo happy.

Dis story go funny.......

Laveda:


I was lucky to get my money back. and I'm soooooo happy.

oh thank God

believe in God, your money is safe.




funny enough, I'm also a victim

Booked..

Following.


This guy you are a good writer.

Lemme park bus here... Incase

naso, wait they are coming

Dont worry MmM is on lunch break...

banana tree ke u no see pineapple tree

booked-dattebayo!

ghen ghen

*parks my Range Rover sport that I acquired through mmm*