ClassCaptain:
Episode Four



hmnnn


Bro theophilus didnt stop calling and texting me after that meeting ooo.

Infact, if he had been pressuring me to accept christ like the way he had been pressuring me to join MMM, i. would probably be the assistant pastor in the church by now.


. But Make I no lie, I don begin to fall small small...Because the kind of shoes I see on his WhatsApp dps these days ehn, Bro Theo don dey upgrade small small.


I conducted a little research online and I saw a lot of testimonies and a lot of discouraging comments too.. But haba, a scheme where someone invests 100k and gets almost 150k , just like that....?? No incantations, no work hours, no sweat, just put money and get more money back?? Abeg, life is all about taking risks jare..

bobrisky took risk and ignored skin cancer to bleach away his skin ( probably Brain too), Vic O took a risk and entered music industry ,Nigerians took a risk with change and here we have bubu and dalung .. abegii. a man will die once ...

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3 days after my meeting with bro theophilus, I told my brother and he went all Rambo on me... " You can't do it, I knew about it before u knew sef but I didn't want to tell you, its a scam " ...

what is the scam there ?? I asked surprised

See," ..he said as he came and hung his shoulder around my neck..

" I no fit dey bobo u, u know papa emeka ??, the vulganizer ?? .He talk say this kind thing don dey one time way he later crash , the thing fit dey inviting now but....

but what I said as I flung his hand away from my neck...


That night for the first time in a long time,we had a very serious fight...I lambasted him for drawing us back and insulted him with what he detested most, how his ex broke up with him over his one minute sex prowess.

That was what broke the camel back..it turned into a serious fight and if not for the intervention of neighbors , I would have probably knocked out four of my brother's brown tooth.

The silly bro threatened to report me to the pastor and my parents but I could care less..I was really pissed off my own brother saw a chance to make good money without ritual or yahoo yahoo and he wants that opportunity to slide

..No wonder he is a one minute man..

I packed a few of my belongings and left in anger..all pleas by my neighbours,wristbangle and eleniyan15 to please come back fell on deaf ears..

Is left the house in anger and the first place that came to my mind was bro theophilus place ...That visit to his house that night is what I can termed my real initiation to MMM..

oh, I should have noticed..something wey I never join wey dey cause fight between me and my brother, instead make I don scope run leave the thing, I no gree hear word...

what I saw at bro theophilus house that day made me know that there was nothing that would stop me from joining MMM at that point...

I was given the shock of my life when I got to bro Theo 's crib...

Lmao..

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bibijay123:
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Episode Five

Right There in Bro theophilus house, I saw our beloved Sanctuary keeper, Sister Gladys, in that 1000 naira towel smiling sheepishly like a slaughtered crocodile.

. Immediately I knocked and introduced myself , I was expecting him to claim he was busy or for sis Gladys to quickly hide somewhere. Alas, the oversized suit wearer, Bro theophilus boldly told me to come inside so I could savour the sight of him frolicking with the most beautiful and sought after female member of the fellowship..

I was shocked and couldn't utter a single word and obviously, they cared less...

its quite late ooo" ..hope there is no serious problem ..he questioned as he beckoned on me to sit.

Bro boo, please have your seat ..." bro theophilus welcomed me as sis Gladys moved to the bathroom giving me a nod as a sign of greeting.....

I explained everything to him and he expressed his pain over my predicament...Sis Gladys prepared indomie and egg with fried fish and after the meal, bro Theo took me to Stay with one of the neighbours for the night with the assurance that tomorrow morning, we would talk better...

That night, I couldn't sleep..Theo...Theo ..Theo of all people..Short , very black, brown teeth, brown hair,oversized suit ,akward smile, worn out shoes now frolicking with the hottest sister in the fellowship,sis Gladys...light skinned, elegant ....everyone knows her perf as it scintillates the whole arena anytime she is around... Na she Theo con dey....

I was just imagining the various scenarios that we play out in the room that night...I could imagine Theo Groping and handling our sanctuary keeper with immense aggressiveness and smashing her sanctuary with reckless abandon while she screams "oh my God "... This was someone that speaks in tongues oohh. Jesus indeed wept !!!

worst worst , they seem not to care about what I think or would do.... My brother put a couple of calls through and sent msgs inquiring my whereabout and telling me to come back home but I ignored them all..Money first before anything else...

Tomorrow reached, and I rushed to Theo house to tell him I was ready for the mmm...I was expecting him to say something about last night event but he didn't even say a thing....

Haven decided to join, the next thing left is amount am starting with ......And that is where another problem lies..

Class captain!!!!!! Dis one na small indomie size update oo. Abeg give us hungry man size updates.... Like 3 episodes back to back. #Refreshing

this bro Theo bhad gan

Okaakoko:
this bro Theo bhad gan

I dey feel this guy

But why is the story in Romance section?

timidapsin:
Booked..

Boss

ANTONINEUTRON:
Boo Osin Twaile Baba

zaddy

ClassCaptain:


Boss

long time

timidapsin:
long time

no c..bless up

Classcaptain respect yourself o. better come finish Wetin u start.

Oya make I ask politely. ... Could you please continue the story you started? Am waiting

penzino:
Classcaptain respect yourself o. better come finish Wetin u start.

Oya make I ask politely. ... Could you please continue the story you started? Am waiting

on my way

Episode 6

Throughout that week I stayed with bro Theo in his house ....He was living a lavish lifestyle... three square meal...500 naira suya every night with hollandia.. He never runs out of credit and is always calling..

I noticed a lot of people also came to bro Theo concerning the mmm and he opened accounts for them through his own link...People joined with as Much as 40 thousand naira ..Chisos !!!!

He helped me with ten thousand naira and I was able to raise the other ten thousand naira..Did two days of bricklaying and got some small money from few friends...

I gave it to bro Theo and he assured me of profit...

my brother haven searched around for me finally got to know ( probably from the church ) that I was with bro Theo....He called, came to me and we settled the issue amicably...I was expecting that he might have reported to the church pastor or executives what actually happened but I got no strange reaction or talk from any of them when I entered the service the next Sunday...

DAy and Night, I prayed and prayed to God not to allow me to make the wrong decision..In fact, I fasted on Thursdays ( tho I do drink water and white yam without blemish) ...All in a bid to make sure I no GBA foul !!!! I never let Theo rest with calls immediately after he paid in the money..he handled everything...All I did was to pay the 10k to him.

At the end , I got his call one of dem days I was soaking my garri again and gbam, ,he asked me to check my account... Smiling at me was my account statement, reading around 45 thousand naira... I have finally found a way that pays more money more than ritual. After all, no matter how many ritual u do, u can still never be richer than dangote..

I never allowed my brother to know of the gain i got from this MMM..no not yet...Not until I tried the second time to be completely sure..The 2nd time , I tried with more money and voila, more cash again...


it was My Third attempt that finished my life at the moment because I truly went overboard with it...!!!!

Lol u get luck say u still the alive

Episode Seven


THE BEGINNING OF THE END


My life actually felt good..I felt way lot better...My people, money is everything... I noticed a lot of people had repackage in school too..Guys looking all wavey...Owo MMM

The second time was more money..Bought speaker and took tumise out..Spoiled her silly with KFC rice and all..After over 7 months wey she no give me face, he no reach two weeks wet I begin spended on her way she do visitation come my side.. Not long after, I entered onto her...

Who say money no good...However, nothing lasts forever...News began spreading about MMM imminent crash...Pastors saying those doing it will go to hell and people citing example of Zimbabwe,Lesotho, Mozambique and all .

I was sacred.. by now I was on my own and was free from bro Theo who has already bought his own car ....

No problem......This time around, I will put the most...It is high time I implemented my plan .

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By the time I got my second help, I had recklessly spent the money on tumise and clothes and drinks.. and also a good chunk to my parents and my sisters education... I knew I needed to put very huge sum.to get a better amount the third time...

I was able to convince people and got some money through referrals.. I convinced mummy Tolu. One of the areas mama to invest and she joined with the school fees of her three children with the assurance that she will get more when she gets help..

I convinced Pa Emeka, the Old soldier that fought in the biafran war...Very difficult one to convince, I had to swear with the Bible and Quran that it was legit and that he would make money...Not until he made me swear an oath that I wouldn't run away with his money..Brought out cow horn with red clothe and made me swear the oath..

Of course, I made the oath..after all, I was not running away with the money and he would surely get his money back .. ..Took him three weeks before he got back to me ...He told me he had to consult the gods and they gave him the go ahead..

He gave me 200 thousand Naira from.his gratuity and pensions, 500 thousand naira from the money ,obinna one of his sons sent from Indonesia for him to buy land and build house for him and then another 50 thousand naira... In total, he gave me 750 thousand naira with a stern warning is money must not go missing.

Convinced my girlfriend to convince her mother too..After all, I cannot be spending on her and not gain anything from her..I.met with the mother who was full of praises for my business initiative and my dogged spirit to succeed..

Is it legal ?? She asked..

Very very very legal ma " I said smiling

U know am.a widow ....And tumise is my only daughter !!! I am.hypertensive and if not that the situation of things which are hard and my only child and daughter who insists I do it and that there is no harm, I wouldn't even try......she narrated breathing heavily..

Jor tori olorun, ma KO ba mi oo.. Eh..tumise ...

No cause for alarm ma..... I proceeded to showing testimonies everywhere and my own achievements from the scheme too..at the end, She took 100 thousand loan from GTB bank, sold their family land and brought gains from her lace store...She invested a total of 250 thousand naira..

My departments mate..I convinced 90℅ of them.The one with 10k, the one with 40,the one with 60..They joined me in this journey into quick wealth..The yahoo yahoo and Cult boys surprised me especially...Ajiga, capon of allora gang met with me..We hardly talked but he and his boys always hailed me and as a right thinking YG, I do drop ...

From dropping 200 at most while frowning and fidgeting, I dropped 1k , 2k without even moving...Ajiga met with me and even though I was skeptical about involving with him, I knew he was going to get his money for sure so no cause for alarm..chai, if I had this kind faith in Christ, I would be as powerful as adeboye now I


The Allora boys dropped the money as a group...Five hundred thousand naira......

I have a sweet mouth....and I needed money to flex this Christmas.. I had to buy a new car to take to my parents..That was the goal..that was the target and that was the dream..A brand new Honda accord for a start..if bro theo Oversize can do it,I can do it too....

I convinced the alapata in our area, provision store woman, beer parlour seller,security guards.. In fact I formed a whatsapp group for this sole purpose and we got more and more people..All through this time, my brother refused to join or support me verbally but he never refused all the money I gave him...yet he never joined nor support... He was in the middle ...Ode boy...... He had always being the dull one anyway..


By early november, I had up to a six hundred thousand naira from referrals bonus and up to Two million naira to provide help...Can't believe in the space of four months I could be talking about millions like this..wow..

But two million was not enough for me...The goal was at least four million Naira...Make More money of it..After this third one, i get my cash ,buy a car , travel to Malaysia, sell one kidney and one scrotum ball and joined the porn industry over there...that was my goal.....

But I needed two million naira more...I don't Want to steal or rob and my head has never been successful with yahoo yahoo cause I tired it once and all I was getting was Indians sending five thousand naira to me when their currency was changed..

I thought day and night about how to raise the remaining money..... I could barely eat...I don' already use almost every possible means I know ...Got to two girls to come home when my brother was away in school and I came into them...

I hardly attended lectures anymore ...e go down reach a month I enter school last..wetin I find go sokoto, I see am for My sokoto..abi why I dey go school, no be to get money ??

I had miss a lot of tests and attendance with some lecturers spitting fire and threatening carry overs but those who gave a Bleep went the other way..After all, na just ND2 I dey, I still young abeg..I fit start again or go university sef while in Malay..

After all , no be persin dey sing skibo robo skibo dey earn three times more than. Person wey spend 7 years read medicine for school ??

I shark 6 bottles of origin and went to sleep..By the time I woke up, a brilliant idea came to my mind..I remembered my post in the house of God..


I REMEMBERED THE CHURCH...

Hector09:
Lol u get luck say u still the alive

i dey feel you well. i convince my mum go enter mmm,first time she try na dem run so.

Lmao

U collect money from All or a boys. U own don done

toonzay:
U collect money from All or a boys. U own don done

Lol

Boo Oshin, I just dey look your matter dey laugh. do you know the song "a o pade leti odo(in Tope Alabi's voice)" just pray make dem unfreeze come 14, else tope alabi go sing that song

Chai! your own don do

Okaakoko:
Boo Oshin, I just dey look your matter dey laugh. do you know the song "a o pade leti odo(in Tope Alabi's voice)" just pray make dem unfreeze come 14, else tope alabi go sing that song

Oga okaakoko, hope say u sef do.mmm

ClassCaptain:

Oga okaakoko, hope say u sef do.mmm

Boo no invite me na. I just dey hear am ni o, I no do am o

Truth be told, mmm has really helped I and my wife plus many others we know. My 50k is frozen but I made over 470 k and I still believe it will start functioning next year. Now a better than mmm has been in existence and no one knew. Just click the link below and see. Its no joke