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Safety Tips When Breaking News Of MMM by yazach: 9:37am On Dec 14, 2016
In lieu of any sad occurrence that may happen,l after breaking the news of MMM crash, take note of these safety tips. They include:

1. Make sure you are very close to your friends and relatives who are into MMM.

2.Observe their every movement and monitor where they are going to.

3. If you see any of them going close to a River, Ocean or Stream, raise an alarm and invite the police or NSCDC officials.

4. If you see any of them talking to him or herself, alert the nearest psychiatrist hospital.

5. If any of them begins to behave angrily and break or destroy things, please notify your friends and use cow rope to tie the person.

Please, pass it round to save lives

Seun it is up to you
Re: Safety Tips When Breaking News Of MMM by YhungPablo(m): 9:43am On Dec 14, 2016
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