Here are top 15 quotes of President Mugabe that will get you laughing hard but very educative;

Sometimes, you look back at the girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise that witchcraft is real.

If you are in love with more than one person, then what’s inside you is no longer a heart, it is a memory card.

If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

Nothing makes a woman more confused than been in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed.

Some girls have not seen the door of a gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another.

If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with x-rays.

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Why do I have to click that link whereas hundreds of Mugabe's genuine quotes can be Googled