As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning
boss".

Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said

"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday
let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Oh yeah, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the
country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed
lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day.

We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess
not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of
our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat, on the couch, naked

Good 4.Ya

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]Na God catch d man,if i was his wife i wld thrw d cake on his head. nice joke.u guys re doing a gr8 job here if only i cld write. more pls.

i love this. this my first time in the JOKE section.

He shld fire the secretary with a pen and Gun. shld enlist the services of saucekid
Good one poster

buhaaaaa crazy sex starved puppy! serves him ryte

thax guys,

u be A$$hole! no be ur secretary cloth u suppose first commot? serves u right 4 being such an A$$hole.

@poster, GOD catch u.

ituen:

He shld fire the secretary with a pen and Gun. shld enlist the services of saucekid
Good one poster

infact,i've already programmed that secretary for suicide bombing

But sha this guy must u pose nude cos she said she wants to put on something comfortable na wa o

uzzy,
men dont always think straight once it comes to women

Nice Joke!!!

Not a bad 1_{pretty old 4 me sha cos i heard it a long time ago}

Good effort,keep it up.^{The Sauceman, take am easy with Seckee oh    Boob keh??}

Pikin of the sauce abeg men no dey try.If he was my hubby i for kill am that night bet mi

na lie. . .
u no go do anything,if the guy handle you for the right spots
^{bla bla regions}

u eeeeeeeee freezy has tot u rubbish

freezy?? teach me??
i watch and learn oooooooo but ^{i still be virgin}

ok o if u say so

i say so oooooo^{na true sef}

are u sure i suspect foulplay

emh uzzyan, how far with you and saucepikin?

me and uzzy dey gbadun

We dey jolly. Carlos abeg ur no. want to call u guys as u groove tonite

go the appropriate thread i shall correct where there is my no. to the authentic one now.

saucekid:

me and uzzy dey gbadun

not on your life nosaucekid

Later now nepa has fired again

Did you see my no.

take care later and happy new year.

Backj nyways my gen is working hard to keep mi online
i will find it out now

this is it but i have to remove it now so copy it please.

got it?

make i paste my own sef
08033452991
copy am now now oooooo

sauice u no serious at all

takecare uzzyan