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Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 2:11pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
sunmbo123:Lol,no vex. Got muscle issue in the leg,its making me really uncomfortable. No vex again 1 Like |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Jackossky(m): 6:36pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Feed us more Machinery...looks tempting to me..... Uniben chai..... Let see how my ordeal in that school will go |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 11:05am On Feb 21, 2017 |
Jackossky:Bros well done o,before u go into it,u need better back up and u gats know d in and out of the game. Update coming later today |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 11:08pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
Dedicated to everybody that has been following I had to pay part payment for the exam 3 or 4 days before the exam itself and i really dug deep to make it happen. Plus i also had to make fake id card and school fees receipt (another expenses itself), but the feeling of love was spurring me on. I had to pick up those documents the morning of the exam from the man who specializes in forgery, 6am i was up, left ifite to unizik junction where the forger's shop is located, whilst the exam was slated for 8. Immediately i left home, i called both the guy and blue, telling them to get ready. Picked up the documents, set out for the venue of the exam, which was management science hall 2. Wanted to get there early so i can meet with the course rep and have a tete a tete with him. Kept calling, monitoring their movement and making sure everything was going according to plan, it seemed like na me the guy wan do the exam for. Finally got to the venue with time to spare, got to know who the course rep is and approached him, i was a bit skeptical about how i would present the issue but i decided to be plain and straightforward, because time is of essence and i didn't want anything to go wrong. Thank God, the guy is a confirm guy, he had no scruples and was cool. Meanwhile its almost 8.30, blue wasn't there, neither was the guy. Kept calling, the guy assured me he was close by and i would see him in a bit, blue was something else. Imagine babe wey i dey epp begin form vex for me for phone, that i was calling her too much and since she has told me she's on her way, i should chill. My brain scatter, i felt stupid, didn't sleep well the previous night because of this same issue and without food in my belly, yet this girl dey yarn dust. I wanted her to give the guy her correct details and also meet the guy personally but the it seems my efforts are not appreciated, Chilled and waited. The guy came by past 9, luckily the lecturer in charge had not come yet, he apologized for been late. Asked for the girl he was supposedly writing the exam for and was surprised when i told him she said i should chill and wait for her,the guy just chuckled and said "women ehn". I introduced him to the course rep and they spoke for a bit. The lecturer drove in and hurriedly started arranging the papers in preparedness for the exam. Had to call blue again and she said "am at the gate in ifite", imagine o, person wey her hostel na 10 minutes walk to ifite gate, told her the exam is about to start and the machinery needs to speak with her before he enters the hall. Finally she came, i introduced them and she gave him her correct details, i wished him good luck and he entered the hall. Even though i was very upset, i didn't say much, i moved her away from the exam environment and we sat somewhere where i could keep an eye on the activities of the exam. She was fidgeting and uneasy, i just smiled and wondered, women are very funny creatures, always thinking about their own and making sure their ass (figuratively) is covered. An hour later, a few guys came out of the hall, looking not too comfortable, i studied their countenance and facial expressions, couldn't help but sigh. Trust woman na, she no ask me anything. Finally the guy came out, i quickly approached him and asked how it went, he spoke well, was able to remember some of the questions(it was German objective sort of exam). I was glad and gave him his balance. Time check, 11.45, i settled him and couldn't find blue, i was surprised because i didn't spend up to 5minutes with the machinery. Called her and this conversation took place: Blue: *in a sexy voice* Hello Me: Blue where are you Blue: Am in the canteen, am hungry, i went to get something to eat Me: You went to eat? Ok na...take care Bleep mehn, have been played and have been a fool, mehn i Bleep up sha....these were my thoughts as i tiredly found my way home |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Adesina12: 11:15pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
Sorry ....pele |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by gtin(m): 11:19pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
lol she wey gt paper no carry am for head if na me be u i for shun d whole tin oh, bt since u be lover i knw say u no go gree. By the way y u no go d canteen go pay for her food? Jst asking 1 Like |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by dannybomb(m): 12:04am On Feb 22, 2017 |
hate doing biz with girls |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Jackossky(m): 12:35am On Feb 22, 2017 |
Gabbyraze:. .how e go be na. I need a mentor |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by everton4life(m): 1:00am On Feb 22, 2017 |
Gabbyraze:awesome |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 6:54am On Feb 22, 2017 |
Jackossky:Guy depends on how the game is in uniben o,shine ur eyes well well 1 Like |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by xolocious(m): 6:54am On Feb 22, 2017 |
Chaaiii... Bros, take heart oh. |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 6:55am On Feb 22, 2017 |
dannybomb:Mehn they are the worst people,only few know the true meaning of sacrifice |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 6:56am On Feb 22, 2017 |
Adesina12:Wo boboyi sha.... |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 6:57am On Feb 22, 2017 |
gtin:I no be lover,I b mugu...pay ke,make thunder fire me if I do that kin tin |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 6:59am On Feb 22, 2017 |
xolocious:Thank u bros 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Jackossky(m): 12:13am On Feb 23, 2017 |
Gabbyraze: Lol....sure na...see me in your DM I hope its working |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 12:18pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
Jackossky:U sent me a mail? |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Jackossky(m): 12:20am On Feb 24, 2017 |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 2:20pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
Jackossky:Send me a direct mail, kenneth.alu200@gmail.com |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by AyarmBoye(m): 3:24pm On Feb 24, 2017 |
I can relate Bro..... Girls Ehn.. Thier atrocity is second to none..... |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Jackossky(m): 2:27am On Feb 25, 2017 |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by GenNext(m): 10:31am On Feb 25, 2017 |
Pureheart91: Hmnnnnn..... |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by gtin(m): 11:32am On Feb 25, 2017 |
somebody pls call Gabbyraze tell him we need up ASAP |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 12:16pm On Feb 25, 2017 |
gtin:Av been in transit for the past 3 days,am sorry. Would be back fully tomorrow,thanks for understanding |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by dannybomb(m): 9:21am On Feb 26, 2017 |
gtin:gabbyraze someone needs you, he said he needs you wasap (walk as speedily as possiblle) |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 3:22pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
That single action by blue made me realize she was just using me for selfish reasons. I decided to focus on myself and stayed away from her, no text,no calls, nothing. Remember this was exam period, i was hanging out with my hostel guys on one of those days when we had nothing to do. Buzo was in 200level, biochemistry, he is lean, tall, fair and handsome guy. Soft spoken, respectful and courteous but very unserious. His admission was straight forward, as an indigene of anambra state, they are given lower cut off marks, he also has a few relatives amongst the security personnel, high ranking members for that matter. Education for him wasn't a strenuous activity. We got talking on this boring day and he remarked that he has observed me on a regular and since he feels am a brainy graduate, impersonating wont be a big deal for me. I was shocked at his assertion, i shrugged it off and said i had been in one or two exams here and there. He then said his uncle is looking for people who can write postume exams and the pay is cool. I replied him that i was out of the game and having pushed my luck so far, i didn't want to seem ungrateful to mother luck. He then said i have nothing to worry about, because his uncle will manipulate the postume form in such a way that it will have my photo but the original names and details of the jambite will remain, hmmmmm it sounded intriguing and i told him i will think about it. 3 days later, i came back to meet them chilling and discussing, i joined them after changing into shorts. Buzo had been telling them about our discussion and it seems like they had been sensing that my 'ways' weren't pure but they didn't know the real deal. I smiled and just said, yea i did runs and stuff but that was then, i didn't indulge anymore. They disagreed vehemently, each with different reasons why i shouldn't stop, Ebuka's own was what broke the camel's back. He said he has been looking for someone trustworthy who can help him with GS105(Humanities) carryover since the exam is clashing with one of fresh courses, but he doesn't have the cash for a typical runs man. It sounded tidy and stressless, since the course is very very easy and the exam usually don't attract the fierce looking anticult guys, i decided to come out of retirement, adrenaline was already buzzing, easy 2.5k for less than one hour wahala. I was all for it The feeling of been inside an exam hall; the pressure of delivering, the taste of invincibility is out of this world. I didn't need to read it, i just asked him to get me past questions and i studied those with joy because its a very interesting course. Buzo kept asking me if i have made my decision in relations to the postume discussion we had and i decided to give in since i was out of retirement, why not add postume feather on my cap of numerous exams. He was very happy and said he will contact his uncle immediately, i said alright, whatever he says, let me know. The day came for the GS exam, Ebuka said the exam is 12:30pm, and i calculated the time it will take from miracle junction to science village (venue), i figured if i left my house my 12:15, i will be there in time to sit unnoticed and get the job done, i was dead wrong. |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 3:23pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
Am sorry guys, been a busy week for me. Would update again before the day runs out |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by lexaydfg(m): 11:37pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
I thought you said you were still going to update nice story bro .. |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by dannybomb(m): 7:13am On Feb 27, 2017 |
thanks for the update bro |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 10:18am On Feb 27, 2017 |
lexaydfg:No vex, between doing extra work and preparing for the week, I couldn't. Would update today, thanks |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 10:18am On Feb 27, 2017 |
dannybomb:U welcome Danny, another coming soon |
Re: Hustlers Tale (campus Life) by Gabbyraze(m): 12:52pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
By 12pm, i was in the bathroom when Ebuka knocked loudly on my door and yelled, "Azuka dem don start exam o", i was like, what?. Quickly cleaned off, wore my jeans and shirt,and ran out from my room, i asked Ebuka how he knew and he said, a friend called him. Damn, that sort of thing you throws one out of balance, all my permutations flew out of the window as i walked fast from my hostel to the junction, with hope that i will get bike. In the scorching sun, i walked on till i got a bike and quickly paid him to take me to ifite gate since they don't allow bikes in the school compound. Got to the gate, hopped on shuttle which took me to science village and by the time i located the hall itself, it was 12:30. Imagine been 30mins late for a 45 mins exam, seems like they started by 12:15, so i had small hope. Started shading Ebuka's details on the OMR sheet since its an objective exam. Seemed it wasn't only me that didnt get the memo because more people were coming. The exam consists of 40 questions and i quickly shaded the correct answers on the OMR, careful enough not to mess it up lest the result might be withheld. 5 mins to the end of the exam, Esther came in and i was shocked. The invigilators told her she is was very late and might not do much, since the exam is almost at its end point but she was adamant. I just shook my head and wondered,'who in his/her right mind fails any GS course'. I was in number 36 when they signalled that the time for the exam has been exhausted and we should all leave the hall after submitting the omr sheet. I was satisfied with what i did and walked out, only for Esther to call my name, i stopped briefly and greeted her, then asked why she came late and if she wrote anything tangible in the exam, to which she said no. I left after exchanging pleasantries. ********Flashback******** When i got admission, the first place i stayed while going to school was somewhere in Nodu village, an hostel called Savannah lodge. The hostel has alot of history from past years and at that moment, only guys stayed in the hostel. It was always fun, we spent long period of time gisting, playing football, drinking and just about any other form of debauchery one can think of. Afam was in engineering and he lived in an hostel close to ours, so he comes around often to seek for different things, ranging from food, matches, handouts or company. He was an ok guy and a chronic Chelsea fan. When i started runs (200level), Afam was in final year and chizzy needed somebody to write alot of courses(both fresh and carryover) for one of our classmates. I told Afam about it and he readily agreed, 4k per course and it was almost 14 courses in total. Afam's girlfriend was one level behind me, same department and her name is Esther. He loved her so much, he was always asking me for information with regards to our departments and always took my past handouts and textbooks for her. Since she apparently wasn't good in maths, he helps her write her Mat courses. Usually when somebody brings business for you, the person is entitled to some % of the pay, in this our game, its usually 1k per course. When we started exams, i had to give Afam my GS id card, which he removed my passport and affixed his own, gave him a copy of my school fees receipt also, this will aid him easy entry into the exam halls always. All through this period, Afam never gave me a dime, after exams, Esther was always by his side. I even left the documents with him since the person he's writing for has some 100 level carryover and i traveled after my own exams. I never got those documents again till i graduated. I was surprised at Afam's action because he's a gamer and knows the deal yet he acted ignorantly in sidelining me that brought good business to him. I was really angry and even though there was no way i could pay him back since he had graduated, i didn't forget that event. ******end of flashback********* 2 days after the GS exam, my phone rang Me: Hello Unknown: Azuka, good morning Me: Good morning, sorry who dey talk Unknown: Na Esther jor, so you no get my number Me: Ahh, no be so, e don tey na, how you dey Esther: Am fine Me: Afam nko, e don tey wey i hear from am Esther: He dey asaba, i see am last weekend Me: Ok, halla am for me o Esther: Ok, Azuka abeg i get small problem Me: What kind of problem Esther: Na that GS course we write the other day, I no write anything o Me: Ewo, that's bad o, na u Bleep up na Esther: That's why i call you, shey runs dey for the course Me: *sharply thought* na that day dem do am o, why didn't you tell me when we saw Esther: I asked some people and nobody could help me, that's why I call u Me: Ok, call me tomorrow evening,make i find out if the lecturer don mark am or not Esther: Ok, thank you. Please help me ooo Me: No wahala na, you be my person After the call, i started thinking of the excuse i will give her the next time she calls since i dont have any connects for runs in the course, then her boyfriend's betrayal rared its ugly head and i smiled evilly as i saw an opportunity to get back at Afam. 2 Likes 1 Share |
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