Rules For Men

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy Galatico, you SOMEWHAT know us well. Better stick to the rules.

what rules?

Do Nigerian girls operate by these same rules? I don't think so. They are more submissive (i.e. mumu-ish).

Intresting

galatico can u yourself adapt 2 this rules? i tin d 2 of u av 2 set d rules and not only the gal

How can this a Rule for MEn in RelaLaTIOships wen its littered with Females. Well, thanks for the expose

most nigerian gals r submissive while some r authoritive.

this is not a rule bloody hell it's slavery!!!

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

What's wrong with you adeoba you've been smiling everywhere?

Seun are you there?

Someone is becoming mad in here
let call the doctor

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crazykid:

What's wrong with you adeoba you've been smiling everywhere?

Leave Adeoba alone let him smile it seems smiling his one of the things he like doing may a HOBBY.

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adeoba:

how do i know he/she is a doctor

When you see someone in white clothes comming to insert a neddle in your _anus

Galatico tell me the truth

do you obey all those rules you posted here?

Bollocks.

walahi, if u urself can follow dis rules it will be very nice but u knw wat i go try am,

Hey all, I got rules myself and the essence of them is rite there on my profile (my friend emmagined 'borrowed' it from me)

Interesting

you think those rules are stringent, try this no win situation

[b]ROMANCE RULES- BREAK THEM AND YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN[/b]



In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do
something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points
for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

1 SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+
But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

2 SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy
(-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

3 HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

4 A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

5
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't m matter, you have one too." (-8000)

6 ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT!]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
_{Ps: correct me if i'm wrong but i dont think this rule applies to true Naija babes.}

7 COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks
like a concerned _expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have

as an addition to the rules for men,check this:

how about rules for ladies in relationships

All this rules for men alone?
No wonder they tend to forget all. _{its too much naw!}

tjwealthy, nice composition.
Now,
If you copied and pasted from wherever (-20) 
If you took that from personal experience (+5)
And the relationship is still on! (-10)
If you made that up yourself (0)   
Any combination of the above (0)
Fat chance you got! 

lush who do u speak for? I'm far from doom

crazykid:

When you see someone in white clothes comming to insert a neddle in your _anus

Definately Crazy Kid I do obewy the rules and that what makes me a man, so if you disobey any of the rules you can never date a lady and be happy, though the rules are very hard for most Nigerian guys, it is better to try than not to try at all,