Three surgeons are at a conference on transplantation - a French surgeon, a German surgeon and an English surgeon.

The French surgeon said, "We can take a kidney from Brasil, put it in the patient in Paris and have him looking for work in 6 weeks".

The German surgeon said, "Zat is nothing! We can take a lung from Australia, put it in the patient in Berlin and have him looking for work in THREE weeks!"

To which the English surgeon shrugs and said, "Well, we can take an A$$ hole from Scotland, put him in No.10 and have 2 and a half MILLION people looking for work in NO time!" 

Too long jor

2Direct:

Too long jor

U no sabi read? abi u dey suffer from myopia?

Hehehe

kool: how far na ?!

OBVIOUS:

kool: how far na ?!

Baba I no easy. Na Una get area na, so make I just clear road 4 ya.

e don tay when we don yarn sha---- I no get this joke wey you post.

Good for you

OBVIOUS:

e don tay when we don yarn sha---- I no get this joke wey you post.

Gordon Brown is the UK PM and a Scottish too. So do d mathematics.

BTW where u dey stay sef?

2Direct:

Good for you

Wat is good for him?

The fact that he didn't get the joke

Its aiit

seemingly u're on the loose tday.

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