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The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 9:34am On Nov 20, 2009
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!"
He replied, "I know - I already got that side.'
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by aristole(m): 12:54pm On Nov 21, 2009
I think that made sense!
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 3:00pm On Nov 21, 2009
Thanks. . .Not to everyone of course wink
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by romsky: 4:11pm On Nov 21, 2009
e.g lightwalk
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by shayoor(f): 4:54pm On Nov 21, 2009
lol
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by 2Direct(m): 5:04pm On Nov 21, 2009
na laugh u sabi laugh, comot jor
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 2:07am On Nov 22, 2009
2Direct:

na laugh u sabi laugh, comot jor
Nonsense talker. Shut up jooor!
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 2:10am On Nov 22, 2009
romsky:

e.g lightwalk
I thought you wanted to say something tongue
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by 2Direct(m): 12:27pm On Nov 22, 2009
Lol
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 2:37pm On Nov 22, 2009
^^Guy you too direct o shocked
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by dani1luv: 5:18pm On Nov 22, 2009
Wonderful cheesy
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by 2Direct(m): 8:15pm On Nov 22, 2009
U aint seen nothing yet caretaker
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 8:44pm On Nov 22, 2009
2Direct:

U aint seen nothing yet caretaker
You nko? tongue
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by 2Direct(m): 8:49pm On Nov 22, 2009
Wetin u wan know? U be winch?
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by Kunbee: 12:18am On Nov 29, 2009
Hmmm cool
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 12:38am On Nov 30, 2009
ojojumo ni mo ma dobo
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by studio43(m): 7:05am On Nov 30, 2009
Chai, Lightwalk u don spoil finish no remain, clear make i pass jor
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 7:30am On Nov 30, 2009
studio43:

Chai, Lightwalk u don spoil finish no remain, clear make i pass jor
As in wetin grin grin grin angry
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by clemcykul(f): 12:35pm On Nov 30, 2009
as in comot ur load 4rm the road make better pple with correct ynash pass
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 5:47pm On Nov 30, 2009
grin grin grin cheesy Correct!
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by clemcykul(f): 1:11pm On Dec 01, 2009
surprised!

i dint expect that response from u
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by benedictac(f): 1:14pm On Dec 01, 2009
what type of response were u expectng?
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 7:00am On Dec 02, 2009
ask him o
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by clemcykul(f): 11:42am On Dec 02, 2009
@heavywalk let me be! angry grin angry

@bene
he dint fall into my trap, i would have wiped him
;Dreal gud
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 4:23pm On Dec 02, 2009
You wish grin grin grin You clem to be kul but I know , you're hot cheesy cheesy wink
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by benedictac(f): 4:41pm On Dec 02, 2009
If wishes were horses even beggers will ride on them
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 4:45pm On Dec 02, 2009
benedictac:

If wishes were horses even beggers will ride on them
Nize one Benedictasia. I will add that to my collection
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by benedictac(f): 4:53pm On Dec 02, 2009
wen dem go say make una go school, una go say no, na Benedicatac nor be Benedictasia
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 5:01pm On Dec 02, 2009
LOL grin grin grin So you now have a problem with me for feminizing your name ok lemme call you benedy
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by Dunddy(m): 10:02pm On Dec 02, 2009
do we now have a cafe in yaba lef-side?
i wonder where this heavylightwalk from come nah!
crazy dude, ojojumo,
hahahahahaha
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by lightwalk(m): 10:19pm On Dec 02, 2009
You wonder grin grin Ekwenewhu!
Re: The Dumb Mechanic by Rolante(m): 12:21am On Dec 03, 2009
Haha, did you tell him he could get in and unlock it from the passenger side?

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