Hello guys ,

I just just found a solution which will see those interested in making it to the kingdom of heaven even after committing sin through our your life up till the last minute. It's simple:

Just write your 'forgiveness' or 'acceptance' letter and keep some where in your body, pocket or hair (for ladies). Just do anything you like to...and die or till when them blow wisuh.

The letter should carry the right address cos them angels fit vex talk "thunder fire your nyash" trust be their own is working...you will just go nyashless instanta!

How they do it there is like our own, they will search you there before you go to meet the oga...and kpakam! they see your letter and ghengeeen you made whooooooo and the angels and virgins

So all ye theist, this is a supa dupa hack! If you a half atheist....ghen gheen oya rock this on.
I know you are thanking me right know....no no no no don't mention buddy D: what are friends for Just cold stout iz OK for me