SUNDAY.
Bro Nkem: sir, during sermon you said Jesus' second coming is at hand.
Pastor: yes, infact He can come the next hour.
Bro. Nkem: ah mogbe! But what of MMM sir! Is it not coming back?

MONDAY AT WORK
Jonah: is this AC not working?
Alinco: or you mean it's too cold
Jonah: I've been under pressure because of this MMM.
Alinco: how much do you have there
Jonah: it's referral bonus of #10,000
Alinco: you're crazy, my neighbor has 1million naira there and he's not yet mental.

MAN AND FATHER IN-LAW
father-in-law: my daughter was rushed to hospital this morning. By the way, why did you postpone the wedding indefinitely?
Man: sir, truth be told, this week will determine my future. No MMM, no wedding.