At least more than 70% of all science students aspire(d) to become a medical doctor. Even parents wish so for their kids. But have we ever tried to imagine what goes on inside these med schools? You'll be amazed by what we've found out!
1. You'll study like madness! More than you ever did in your life.
2. No matter how intelligent you are; you may likely not be among the top students in your class.
3. In your 1st/2nd year, you think you own the world cos you got admission to study medicine. But the delusion will leave you alone...soon.
4. Several of your classmates will have sex with each other. You may be among them.
5. Once or twice, you'll think that medicine isn't your thing.
6. Your social life will definitely slag. Less flexing, more studying!
7. There'll be at least one lecturer/senior doctor you'd want to beat the hell out of!
8. Someone in your class will fail out of medical school.
9. A Student in your class will have sex with a senior doctor.
10. At a time you'll be confused about the specialty to venture into.
11. Ward nurses will treat you like crap.
12. You'll be humiliated publically (even infront of patients) by your senior doctors and consultants.
13. Your room might go uncleaned for weeks or even months, especially during MBBS exams.
14. You'll be competing with the best. Everyone in your class is damn smart.
15. You'll realise that medicine doesn't give enough money as thought, considering the time put in.
16. Someone from your class will be the KING OF READING; always studying and going for night classes.
17. There's always a guy who acts so unserious but always blow high scores in exams. Sometimes higher than yours.
18. Your family members will start asking you for medical advices even in your first week in med school.
19. Many of your non-doctor friends that are blessed will be well off before you start making shit money from medicine (mostly after your residency).
20. You'll not attend most classes as they are waste of time.
21. You'll realise that hospitals smell bad.
22. And that vaginal deliveries are messy.
23. Funny as it sounds, if you pass all your exams, you'll become a Doctor.
24. Upon graduation, you will be proud of yourself.
25. Try and study harder. Medicine is a nice course and proffession.

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18 cracked me up
So true!!

Every single minute of your time, as a medical student, you will be thinking about book, and nothing else.

Abeg.. Buhari don die?

Very nice & valid points, I believe that whatever you put your mind to do with thorough diligence & study, you will surely achieve.

It ain't easy

Most of them are true however anyone who has passed through the Med school would realise that. 'absolutes is a noo no.'
The title shouldn't contain "must"

That Number 18 though...

lol

I'm proud of my profession...
#Med_Doc#

26. You will have lecturers who will tell you that you will never be a doctor i.e you will never graduate.

Most doctors are prostitutes

OK oooooh

Lol. 2,3 and 4 are correct. But 4 mostly happens when in higher levels from 500L.. lower levels hardly get the booty of a fellow classmate.

5yrs after graduation, u realize at least 50% of ur colleagues mostly males are already outside Nigeria

Lol, op is 100% right

Exactly

I dreamt of becoming a medical doctor;but now proud being an engineer.

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4 and 9 is for practical aspect?

You will be offered free fvck by other department babes immediately they hear u are a medical student

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Hehehehhehehehe!
quite funny especially 18.. but not far from the truth...
FTC.....

I started consulting since 200level despite me not knowing a damn thing about medicine then I do a lot of research cos I don't want to look like a quack. Thanks to webmd, medscape, itriage n senior colleagues cos they are my saviour. The funniest thing I encountered was when an old man old enough to b my father showed me his swollen balls and rashes around his groin for treatment.

jeeqaa7:
Abeg.. Buhari don die?

If Buhari die does it change anything?

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and after all these and surviving nysc you'll still join the strike crew for salaries and bla bla bla!!
Most doctors don't even wanna practice anymore, they prefer being in the classroom.

femi4:
Most doctors are prostitutes

Ur head is not correct

Number 18

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