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25 Ways to Cope With Stress by jummiee(f): 5:08pm On Dec 06, 2005 |
25 Ways to Cope With Stress 1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time. 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans. 5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done. 6. Dance naked in front of your pets. 7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong. 8.Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals. 9.Tape pictures of you boss on watermelons and launch them from high places. 10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives. 11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead. 12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. 13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife. 14. Pay your electric bill in pennies. 15. Drive to work in reverse. 16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. 17. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out. 18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg. 19.Polish your car with earwax. 20. REad the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages. 21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. 22. Braid the hairs in each nostril. 23 Write a short story using alphabet soup. 24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail. 25.Make a language up and ask people for directions in it. |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by hotangel2(f): 7:34pm On Dec 06, 2005 |
If you love your job... u won't do most of those things. But some were deff funny! |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Eneyufuo: 10:40am On Sep 04, 2010 |
I think d 24 works beta.gud job |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Kunbee: 12:06am On Sep 05, 2010 |
Unrealistic |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Nellyon(f): 4:01pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
Kunbee:Un, , God whats your problem with jokes? do you have a hard time understanding them? ohh poor you. Funny joke. Real funny. |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by 1stknight(m): 4:36pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
Dat's Funny |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 8:52pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
I beg to differ my friend - *hisses* |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Vic2k3(m): 9:04pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
^^snake it is ok |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 9:17pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
Shattap dia Village rat |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Vic2k3(m): 10:15pm On Sep 06, 2010 |
Lol snakey everytin don resemble rat 4 ur snakie eye abi? |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Kunbee: 12:53am On Sep 07, 2010 |
Nellyon: I have a right to reply anyhow i feel, so back off and i understand them more than you do I have said my own know o, ask Studio or Efe, i am warning you to leave me or else if i start . . . . . |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 12:12pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
Hhmm, kunbee, if to say na just meee lol @ vicks, must u reply for everything i talk? Lol |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Vic2k3(m): 12:26pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
I wonder wot u said? Did u say anytin snake? |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 12:27pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
Use your hearing aid village rat |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Vic2k3(m): 12:37pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
We in village shout so whats the use. I will advice u to buy walking aid snake |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 12:41pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
We not on the same league man - i'm aware of my celebrity status. People go just dey die to get my attention |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Vic2k3(m): 12:48pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
Bad friend u dey celebrate u no even invite me. See ur life. Abeg where will the celebrity take place? We in villa don tire so tey silas manner come dash us money |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 12:54pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
Owerri or Enugu? Which one u nor dey? if na owerri, u fit book AERO CONTRACTORS AIRLINE online na just #5000 or #7000 only. Lol |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Vic2k3(m): 1:02pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
See dis 1 i say fire burn father u dey ask if e burn im beard. Look if u no get free bus i no dey come? |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 1:04pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
Now i understand lol |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Vic2k3(m): 1:21pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
See celebrity. So u no dey give free ride 2 ur party. Abeg i neva even tire 4 rat choping. Btw hve u tasted it? |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 1:28pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
U want make i fall sick? Lol |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Vic2k3(m): 1:32pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
chei i sorry 4 u no bi small. See delicacy u neva taste.which celebrity u bi? Abi like Osama or Farouk or . . . . . . |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 2:45pm On Sep 07, 2010 |
Farouk na Hero - but the boy stup.id no be small. When i see am dey arrange those bombs like u dey arrange pampers for waist, i bin think sey na Aso Rock him dey go. . |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Kunbee: 12:48am On Sep 08, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Ma lo ro pe iwo ni kan lo ma lo wo |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 10:20am On Sep 08, 2010 |
Nobody for hear my story - i go just dey live my life like sey tomorow nor dey u know |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Kunbee: 10:52pm On Sep 08, 2010 |
ermmmmmmmm u don get money |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by EfemenaXY: 11:00pm On Sep 08, 2010 |
^^ Babes, Maga dats why pessin nor dey hear word again near mr stud |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Kunbee: 11:03pm On Sep 08, 2010 |
See his head like goat own |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by StudioCFR(m): 8:13am On Sep 09, 2010 |
See biff - lol |
Re: 25 Ways to Cope With Stress by Kunbee: 10:25pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
I am a vegetarian |
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