25 Ways to Cope With Stress

1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

6. Dance naked in front of your pets.

7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

8.Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

9.Tape pictures of you boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's wife.

14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

15. Drive to work in reverse.

16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

17. Tell you boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.

18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.

19.Polish your car with earwax.

20. REad the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.

23 Write a short story using alphabet soup.

24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

25.Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.

If you love your job... u won't do most of those things.

But some were deff funny!

I think d 24 works beta.gud job

Unrealistic

Kunbee:

Unrealistic

Un, , God whats your problem with jokes? do you have a hard time understanding them? ohh poor you.



Funny joke. Real funny.

Dat's Funny

I beg to differ my friend - *hisses*

^^snake it is ok

Shattap dia Village rat

Lol snakey everytin don resemble rat 4 ur snakie eye abi?

Nellyon:

Un, , God whats your problem with jokes? do you have a hard time understanding them? ohh poor you.

I have a right to reply anyhow i feel, so back off and i understand them more than you do


I have said my own know o, ask Studio or Efe, i am warning you to leave me or else if i start . . . . .

Hhmm, kunbee, if to say na just meee lol




@ vicks, must u reply for everything i talk? Lol

I wonder wot u said? Did u say anytin snake?

Use your hearing aid village rat

We in village shout so whats the use. I will advice u to buy walking aid snake

We not on the same league man - i'm aware of my celebrity status.

People go just dey die to get my attention

Bad friend u dey celebrate u no even invite me. See ur life. Abeg where will the celebrity take place? We in villa don tire so tey silas manner come dash us money

Owerri or Enugu? Which one u nor dey?

if na owerri, u fit book AERO CONTRACTORS AIRLINE online na just #5000 or #7000 only. Lol

See dis 1 i say fire burn father u dey ask if e burn im beard. Look if u no get free bus i no dey come?

Now i understand lol

See celebrity. So u no dey give free ride 2 ur party. Abeg i neva even tire 4 rat choping. Btw hve u tasted it?

U want make i fall sick?
Lol

chei i sorry 4 u no bi small. See delicacy u neva taste.which celebrity u bi? Abi like Osama or Farouk or . . . . . .

Farouk na Hero - but the boy stup.id no be small.
When i see am dey arrange those bombs like u dey arrange pampers for waist, i bin think sey na Aso Rock him dey go. .

Studio CFR:

Hhmm, kunbee, if to say na just meee lol

Ma lo ro pe iwo ni kan lo ma lo wo

Nobody for hear my story - i go just dey live my life like sey tomorow nor dey u know

ermmmmmmmm u don get money

^^ Babes, Maga yahoo-yahoo don pay am na

dats why pessin nor dey hear word again near mr stud

See his head like goat own

See biff - lol

I am a vegetarian