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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Chibydinho(m): 10:47am On Jan 28, 2017
This is real true... Mama Nkechi starves Papa Nkechi like that...
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Chibydinho(m): 10:48am On Jan 28, 2017
Demola99:
Lol
Not true!
.

When you know its true!!
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by eyinjuege: 10:49am On Jan 28, 2017
TinaAnita:
The reason is so simple, after marriage couples don't see the need to impress one another as they have entered the final stage of their relationship which is marriage..

The truth of the matter is that people try to impress during dating/courtship and when that is over the real them comes to light.

Its not about impressing anyone. When a woman cooks for her husband, is she not going to partake of the meal? She's also going to enjoy all the orisirisi in the soup na.
After the wedding, both of them are probably as broke as anything.
The problem is once married, and children start coming there's usually just not enough money to go round for orisrisi assorted. They just do the basics.
They start thinking of money for antenatal, the men start saving for money for a car for when the baby arrives, start buying baby things. Once the kids are born, start looking for money for naming, baby food and diapers.
Priorities change as a parent since you'll realise you'd rather have your babies eat all their baby food and whatever than you having a decent meal. You'd rather eat panla fish and your children eat their choice meals, you'd rather pay the outrageous school fees and eat your concoction rice jejely in peace.
Of course if you're wealthy, and your business thrives you getvto eat your choice meal. But if you're still on the same job you had before marriage and the kids start coming, you'll only continue to eat watery soup na until you increase your earning power.

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Snow5(m): 10:49am On Jan 28, 2017
citadels:
its a lie oo. men give money more to girls when dating than when they marry ooo.

That means the man never loved the girl.. And maybe the love has faded.. Away like the way Ankara cloth dey fade.. Lols


That's why a marriage built on love and not lost or hook will never crumble..
. Quote me anywhere...
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by sunnymighty(m): 10:50am On Jan 28, 2017
Burgerlomo:
They cooked like that when dating because the wedding ring to make them the authentic owner of the guy is still not yet in their possession, but they changed to the other cooking methods right after they got what they want and started to economize things so that they can have some money to do the daily contributions grin

play baba ijebu too lol
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Olubukola16(f): 10:52am On Jan 28, 2017
zuby4real10:
The reason is because the money we guys have them when dating can do the first soup while the money married men gives their wives can only do the second soup.

Hahahahahahaha.........I love this comment! cheesy cheesy grin. Though, some ladies can pretend for Africa while dating tongue
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by richard870(m): 10:53am On Jan 28, 2017
Lolz...cant help but laugh cheesy
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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by megareal: 10:57am On Jan 28, 2017
zuby4real10:
The reason is because the money we guys have them when dating can do the first soup while the money married men gives their wives can only do the secoond soup.

Na so. The quality of soup is in direct proportion to the 'quantity' of cash. grin cheesy
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by arocheezy(m): 11:02am On Jan 28, 2017
So true
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ChuksEmmy25(m): 11:07am On Jan 28, 2017
Jst c d 1st gallant soup chaii ladies waitin we do una @ d 2nd soup
ShoProperties:
I think this is tru , cant stop laughing where are our ladies we need to ask them why they r doing this to us
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by sekem: 11:08am On Jan 28, 2017
But you wouldn't blame the ladies though.

You don ever see where candidates continue to dey campaign after winning the election? tongue
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by vchykp(m): 11:12am On Jan 28, 2017
marshalcarter:
pls if ur g.f serve you the first food...dnt use condom..I repeat "DO NOT USE CONDOM"cry















dnt ask me about the second one...she probably dnt want you to prosper in lyf

please sir.. what is condom?.. is it for cooking too?
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by autonomous22: 11:12am On Jan 28, 2017
zuby4real10:
The reason is because the money we guys have them when dating can do the first soup while the money married men gives their wives can only do the second soup.

You are not saying d right thing....
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by TOPCRUISE(m): 11:17am On Jan 28, 2017
I can count 8 meats in that second stew. That is still nice compared to one meat.
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 11:30am On Jan 28, 2017
TOPCRUISE:
I can count 8 meats in that second stew. That is still nice compared to one meat.
lol
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ameezy(m): 11:41am On Jan 28, 2017
Mouthgag:
grin
Chai!

Girls are heartless angry cry
grin
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by jfleece(m): 11:43am On Jan 28, 2017
Hmmmm... Jehovah knows Dat u can't eat a watery soup.. She go refund the cooking allowance..
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Sike(m): 11:54am On Jan 28, 2017
LoL
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by pajesu1(m): 12:02pm On Jan 28, 2017
ffrreeee:
And this is why some men eat outside, when their wives keep giving them unpalatable foods
On the other hand, men tend to spend more on irrelevant things for women while dating, hence the preparation of good soup, but after marriage, they will know that its not a joke to be a married man (you will have to spend more on reasonable things other than using you salary on a pot of soup), but that doesn't mean women should give their husbands poison as meal
good quote
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Nobody: 12:06pm On Jan 28, 2017
Mouthgag:
grin
Chai!

Girls are heartless angry cry

shit this is damn hilarious bro

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Nobody: 12:08pm On Jan 28, 2017
Ladies please talk nau... beyond joke why does this happen... apparently this is why dating scares me...My single life is absolutely fantastic..by the way

So the ladies please comment
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 12:11pm On Jan 28, 2017
Ladies this is the time for you to voice out if we have done Any thing to deserve this please tell us so we can adjust
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Juan73(m): 12:20pm On Jan 28, 2017
Buhari
LOL[color=#000000][/color]
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by PastorAji(m): 12:22pm On Jan 28, 2017
grin grin like my wife.......already used chainsaw to dissect my salary
darkenkach:
They are saving for the raining days.
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jan 28, 2017
vikstandon:



Remember all you've said today so I would not have to remind you tomorrow


Lol, savage!
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Burgerlomo: 1:40pm On Jan 28, 2017
sunnymighty:


play baba ijebu too lol

grin
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 1:41pm On Jan 28, 2017
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jan 28, 2017
grin
Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by luswitz(f): 3:32pm On Jan 28, 2017
zuby4real10:
The reason is because the money we guys have them when dating can do the first soup while the money married men gives their wives can only do the second soup.
there is always a decline in generosity when men marry. The time to impress is gone, dey got to face reality.

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by gwama: 4:00pm On Jan 28, 2017
The first soup is prepared with her own money or her dad's money, the second soup is prepared with her husband's money. grin

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Re: How Girls Cook When Dating Vs When Married by ShoProperties(m): 4:05pm On Jan 28, 2017
gwama:
The first soup is prepared with her own money or her dad's money, the second soup is prepared with her husband's money. grin
yes oh

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