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Nigerians, Are We This Crazy? by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jan 30, 2017
I've been laughing since I got this joke.....but are we really this bad?

ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions. They don't
obey traffic rules. They
don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely
reckless!
GOD: Then we better send them to hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's
an issue I'm trying to resolve.
Ten (10) minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you back.
The issue has turned into a crisis ooo!
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo!
(He stammers),they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell
and installed air conditioner.
Re: Nigerians, Are We This Crazy? by Donsamie(m): 9:56pm On Jan 30, 2017
pls don't play with GOD
Re: Nigerians, Are We This Crazy? by Edwinmason(m): 9:57pm On Jan 30, 2017
so funny i forgot to laugh
Re: Nigerians, Are We This Crazy? by firstking01(m): 9:57pm On Jan 30, 2017
Chai, idd for laffgrin....Lalasticlala, kuku push am go fp make MMM victims laff small forget say MMM crash since last yeargrin...My bellegrin
Re: Nigerians, Are We This Crazy? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jan 30, 2017
grin grin grin
Re: Nigerians, Are We This Crazy? by auntysimbiat(f): 10:04pm On Jan 30, 2017
hmmmm... OLD JOKE ....but funny
Re: Nigerians, Are We This Crazy? by abiolasogey(m): 11:47pm On Jan 30, 2017
Lol bt hellfire go sweet for sum ppl sha,,dem Michael Jackson,fela nd co go dey dia grin grin bt I go dey heaven sha

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