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Ritual Money by Boyooosa(m): 7:13pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
Just saw this on line and I think u can smile a bit, atleast in preparation for #CHARLYBOYNSEYILAWTITAKEOVER: *WHO WAN DIE?* _ *Police:* Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars? - *Me:* Here they are. - *Police:* They are incomplete. - *Me:* Check them well, they are complete *Police:* Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night? - *Me:* I go burial - *Police:* Who die? - *Me:* Na one Policeman - *Police:* Wetin kill am? - *Me:* He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die. - *Police:* Na your friend? - *Me:* No - *Police :* Your relation? - *Me:* No - *Police:* Wetin you come go do for the burial? - *Me:* I go remove the money from the dead man hand. - *Police:* Wetin concern you for the matter - *Me:* Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju *(The policeman was staring at me now)* - *Me:* Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go. - *Police:* Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day. - *Me:* Thank you same to you. |
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