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Joke Of The Day; If You're In His Shoe, What Would U Have Done? by babatee126(m): 10:40pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
A drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman out. The woman got so pissed and she went to tell her husband about the encounter. The husband told the woman to invite the boy over to the house so that he could beat the hell out of him, he would hide under the bed as he waited for him. So The woman did as her husband requested. When the boy got there, he kissed the woman and took of his T-shirt and his body was full of scars. So the woman asked, "Why so many scars on your body?" The boy replied,"I always lay with married women and usually when I get caught I kill the husband and make a mark on my body to indicate the numbers I have done, if someone shows up now, he will be number 20 on my murder list!" The boy continued kissing the woman and undressing her. The woman tried to reach out for her husband under the bed, but a small voice came out,"If you tell him am here, I'll kill you before he kills me! Just co- operate http://www.9jaboizgist.com.ng |
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