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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 12:48pm On Feb 09, 2017
Phaezejoye:
Wow........ Spoken like a "Good" Christian. May Yahweh be praised.

smiley I never said I was.

Happy now?
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Brendaniel: 12:48pm On Feb 09, 2017
Kamaaldandare:

You are already brought up in one, so u don't Have to look for one. Most of u here don't even attend the so called church service.so u have no idea about the Christianity talkless of the holy islam

Talk is cheap in the physical, talk is very expensive in the spiritual, if you are spiritually inclined you will understand....
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by mu2sa2: 12:49pm On Feb 09, 2017
YoungBlackRico:
Oh! So we should believe you instead?
Believe yourself.
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 12:51pm On Feb 09, 2017
gimakon:


smiley I never said I was.

Happy now?
Even if you're not, you Shouldn't have made such statement.
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by haulagehandlers(m): 12:51pm On Feb 09, 2017
okosodo:
Sorry to say this: islam is an unstable, if you try to follow it totally, you would become a mad man
Thats the reason why Yorubas call it"Imale" i.e imo lile...difficult or hard teaching to follow.
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by mu2sa2: 12:56pm On Feb 09, 2017
gimakon:


After this killing, whoredom , thivery and rubbish you did on earth, you expect a place in heaven? Are you stupid, or deliberately being idiotic.

The old testament you turned upside down to fit your religion, do you think it doesn't exist in other religions? Attacking me would worsen things, if I open things about your islam, you'd leave Islam the next day. Mxm
Your leading figures that are lieing all over the place, fleecing you guys, sleeping with anything in skirts - they and you gullible followers are all going to your "heaven"!!!!!!!!
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 12:57pm On Feb 09, 2017
Kamaaldandare:

You urself won't get to heaven. U shall drown into the dungeon of hell.
Just because they came up with some write up that doesn't mean it's true. Masturbation is prohibited Osama bin laden knows it
You guys are really suffering. Prohibitions here and there. You can't even enjoy life. Why can't you simply tell Allah to go fvck himself? Why do you love being such petty slaves? What kind of incomprehensible self-hate is that?
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 12:59pm On Feb 09, 2017
Onechancearmy:


Moohamed told Muslims that will enjoy sex galore in the Islamic paradise:

Narrated the prophet:

"Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the pen-is of the Elected never softens. The ere-ction is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each Muslim will marry seventy houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vag-inas."

Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p.


So in spite of all the sumptuous pvssy that Moohamed promised Sarrki ,Deavenger Madridguy, Smellingmouth etc, they can still self-service? grin
OMG!..... grin
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by LoveJesus87(m): 1:06pm On Feb 09, 2017
okosodo:
Sorry to say this: islam is an unstable, if you try to follow it totally, you would become a mad man
Y bring sorry for the truth?

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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Agondagabi: 1:23pm On Feb 09, 2017
The problem about people this days is that they use what someone do to judge the entire religion. I wonder if they ever think if those people coursing problems understand the religion, and for those who criticised .what is the difference btw u and them,when u don't know anything about the religion only what people say and what the media say.
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 1:24pm On Feb 09, 2017
my religion is better than yours. the world is doomed
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by dabrightt: 1:26pm On Feb 09, 2017
Kamaaldandare:

Can u hear what u are saying for the sake of ur four fathers. U need to learn how to keep quiet when u see something u have no idea about
I don't really knw why people prefers to stay in ignorance and take anyone speaking the truth has enemy. osama killed many mohammed killed many in the sake of their religion so tell me ur own meaning of terrorism..
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 1:31pm On Feb 09, 2017
gimakon:
This place shocked me too. Taken from their Quran.

Hadith 525:
"Our companions have said if a penile head has penetrated a woman's anus or penile anus, or an animal's vagina or its anus, then it is necessary to wash…"


So if woman no day, and them never thief any girl, They don't even see it as a crime to fuck_ an animal. Yet the lifestyle of christians annoy you.

This religion and it's adherents, are not going anywhere.


How does Quran correlate with Hadith?



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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 1:42pm On Feb 09, 2017
gimakon:
If christians are not paying Jizya to Muslims , you stealing and raping minors, if you not doing that, you killing innocent fellows in the name of a defenceless god.

My own bible tells me this, that God fights for his children

Exodus 14:14 The LORD will fight for you; you need only to be still.

Now let's see Islam
Fight and slay the pagans [ Christians] wherever ye find them.... [Quran 9:5]


In every coin there are always 2 sides. As much as Christianity abhors certain things, Islam condones it.

Let's see where bible talks about one man, one wife.

1.Timothy 3:2
English Standard Version
Therefore an overseer must be above reproach, the husband of one wife****, sober-minded, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach....


Now let's visit the Quran
Quran (4:3) - "Marry of the women, who seem good to you, two or three or four; and if ye fear that ye cannot do justice (to so many) then one (only) or (the captives) that your right hands possess.

What's this now? Shay na because of una them do woman ni? Now u see the problem of sex isn't just the humans, its from their holy book! And this is what blinds them. And they mistake themselves for heavens candidates?

I was right when I said they aren't going to heaven. Quote me and may it never be well with you.



Jesus said: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law (the Old Testament) or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke or a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law (the Old Testament) until everything is accomplished. (Matthew 5:17-18)"

We all know what the old testament says. Don't come here and paint one religion bad while praising another





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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 1:43pm On Feb 09, 2017
BlackSeptember:
Osama Bin Laden killed thousands and you want him to rest in peace?



Islam religion has no place in this 21st century


If Islam dosnt have a place in this century, same can be said about Christianity.




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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Uniboy1: 2:50pm On Feb 09, 2017
okosodo:
Sorry to say this: islam is an unstable, if you try to follow it totally, you would become a mad man
Tell us what you know about islam
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 2:54pm On Feb 09, 2017
What's the laws of the prophets?
Explain let's hear you.

ollah1:




Jesus said: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law (the Old Testament) or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke or a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law (the Old Testament) until everything is accomplished. (Matthew 5:17-18)"

We all know what the old testament says. Don't come here and paint one religion bad while praising another





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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 2:56pm On Feb 09, 2017
gimakon:

What's the laws of the prophets?
Explain let's hear you.


I should start telling you the laws? Open your bible and in it, you will find all the laws.




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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by me69: 3:24pm On Feb 09, 2017
bbbabes1:
The US seized a lot of documents from the compound of Al-Qaeda founder, Osama Bin Laden during the 2011 raid in which he was killed. Due to national security and sensitivity issues, most of those documents have not been released to the public. The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (DNI) recently released one such file which sheds light on Osama's liberal views towards masturbation.

In a memo marked top secret, he wrote to one of his trusted aides in North Africa saying that in the extreme conditions of being kept separate from their wives, the terrorists could masturbate.

In the letter, he wrote:




'Another very special and top secret matter - it pertains to the problem of the brothers who are with you in their unfortunate celibacy and lack of availability of wives for them in the conditions that have been imposed on them. 'We pray to God to release them. 'God is not ashamed of the truth. 'As we see it, we have no objection to clarifying to the brothers that they may, in such conditions, masturbate, since this is an extreme case.'
The letter goes on to say:
'The ancestors approved this for the community. 'They advised the young men at the time of the conquest to do so. 'It has also been prescribed by the legists when needed, and there is no doubt that the brothers are in a state of extreme need.'
It will be recalled that American soldiers recovered a huge porn stash from Osama's compound.

In 2015, US officials refused to release details on the 'extensive' porn collection found in Osama bin Laden's Pakistani hideout because of the 'nature' of the material.

Officials also refused to describe what kind of porn was kept in the bin Laden household.

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http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2017/02/osama-bin-laden-allowed-jihadists-to.html

LIES LIES LIES It's enough where the body where the limk between him and 9/11
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 3:25pm On Feb 09, 2017
Ekakamba:
grinI heard read that masturbation ain't a sin.

I heard that too.

I heard that ancestors approved of it.
Legists say Yes.

All men in extreme need should apply vaseline generously and vigorously in areas of their troubled anatomy that they may express the seeds of abundant relief and joy.

Anybody who says no to ncha and saponification would have his name forwarded to Shekau for instant fragmentation through IED.

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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 3:31pm On Feb 09, 2017
I am going to face mekka with my jar of Vaseline. I will fiercely and energetically apply it to my cassava till it ferments and shoot molten starch.
I will not stop till I see stars and crescent moon

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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 3:52pm On Feb 09, 2017
ollah1:


I should start telling you the laws? Open your bible and in it, you will find all the laws.




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grin
Mt 22:40 "On these two commandments depend the whole Law and the Prophets...."

Who needs a soothsayer to prove he meant the 10 commandments grin, mohammed wasn't even around then, I won't even call him a prophet of God.

Now listen if Jesus didn't see the old testament laws as horibble (some of it) he'd not bring the new testament laws that guides Christianity today as well as Judaism.

The law of the prophets decend from 10 commandments and moses decided to set aside laws to protect and follow in the old testament when he came from Sinai. These laws, if you don't do this, this is the penalty, etc. There was nothing like Christianity in old testament, only in the new.

Isrealites didn't have a religion per say, as much worshipped baal and other small gods.

Musa (moses) established his laws to govern the Isrealites of old after they came from Egypt . So Jesus didn't abolish laws of these prophets (10 commandments) but fulfil them.

That's what Jesus meant here.

Your imams didn't teach you this correctly or you just assimilated the bible for a novel. grin

Read here
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+20%3A1-17%2CMatthew+5%3A17-48&version=NKJV

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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by BrainnewsNg(f): 4:35pm On Feb 09, 2017
okosodo:
Sorry to say this: islam is an unstable, if you try to follow it totally, you would become a mad man

Yes

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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by shewa88(f): 5:02pm On Feb 09, 2017
gimakon:
You haven't seen anything. grin

The religion itself and it's followers, I don't see any of them going to heaven. grin
I don't see you or your religion going to heaven either...
dumbass
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by shewa88(f): 5:05pm On Feb 09, 2017
LoveJesus87:
Y bring sorry for the truth?
If you're gonna support someone who's criticising another person's religion, the least you can do is spell correctly.
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by shewa88(f): 5:08pm On Feb 09, 2017
Phaezejoye:
You guys are really suffering. Prohibitions here and there. You can't even enjoy life. Why can't you simply tell Allah to go fvck himself? Why do you love being such petty slaves? What kind of incomprehensible self-hate is that?
So I guess your religion doesn't prohibit masturbation.
YOU should probably go fuvk yourself, or go down some dark pit and masturbate till you pass out!!!
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by LoveJesus87(m): 5:48pm On Feb 09, 2017
shewa88:

If you're gonna support someone who's criticising another person's religion, the least you can do is spell correctly.
Lmao grin grin
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Fourwinds: 6:00pm On Feb 09, 2017
okay
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by Nobody: 6:16pm On Feb 09, 2017
shewa88:

I don't see you or your religion going to heaven either...
dumbass

grin E pain am.
Truth is very bitter. I don't exchange words with ladies. You are one weak set of people.

A terrorist attack was averted in Germany today an attack almost carried out by "holy warriors of Islam " courtesy of your brothers. Are they going to heaven after that? Or they'd wait in purgatory for the truck of virgins.

Islam and Heaven my foot. grin

Bunch of propagandists. Mxm
Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by BraniacX(m): 6:52pm On Feb 09, 2017
gbosaa:
I am going to face mekka with my jar of Vaseline. I will fiercely and energetically apply it to my cassava till it ferments and shoot molten starch.
I will not stop till I see stars and crescent moon

Z-a-g-g-a-d-a-T mi hombre! grin

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Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by autchies(m): 7:12pm On Feb 09, 2017
Lol very funny

Re: Osama Bin Laden Allowed Jihadists To Masturbate - New Document Reveals by matthyking(m): 8:17pm On Feb 09, 2017
i need someone to explain quran 3:55 pls the religion itself is base on christ but we all dont read our holy books

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