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Mr. President And His Senate President. by yomivirgo(m): 5:45pm On Jan 17, 2007 |
Baba Sege got an invitation from the Queen to come and visit her in England. One afternoon, while drinking tea, he asked the queen her success secret. She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must be certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him exactly what she meant and phoned Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence." Queen: "Oh! hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?" Tony Blair *It's ME! Queen "Correct! Thank you, bye" "Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the queen asked. "Yes, thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that!" Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Adolphus Wabara and he's going to ask him the question. He arranged a meeting with him and asked him: "Wabara I have a question for you; your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?." Wabara thinks, and thinks, "Em, you must give me some time to think about it." And Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come outwith an answer. That afternoon, Wabara called a meeting to discuss the question, but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up a Wabara family tree, but to no avail. The next morning, he realized he has to give Obasanjo an answer and as a last resort, he decided to phone Jerry Rawlings of Ghana. " Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister ,who is he?" Jerry answers immediately. "Hey, Adolphus, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian!" Wabara rushed to Obasanjo's office, very impressed to know the answer to such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know who he is, it's ! Jerry Rawlings!" Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko , Jerry Gana ni. You are such a stupid senate president. I'll make sure you're removed from office. The answer is TONY BLAIR |
Re: Mr. President And His Senate President. by cecipopula(f): 7:07pm On Jan 17, 2007 |
The both of them na Olodo |
Re: Mr. President And His Senate President. by GeeCee(m): 8:33pm On Jan 17, 2007 |
Obo ngbe obo gun ope. |
Re: Mr. President And His Senate President. by iice(f): 10:34am On Jan 18, 2007 |
LMFAO, have read this one and yeah they are both really dumb lol |
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