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Mr. President And His Senate President. by yomivirgo(m): 5:45pm On Jan 17, 2007
Baba Sege got an invitation from the Queen to come and
visit her in England. One afternoon, while drinking tea, he
asked the queen her success secret. She told him that
she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must be
certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him
exactly what she meant and phoned Tony Blair.

"Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair
a question to determine his intelligence."

Queen: "Oh! hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child
is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?"

Tony Blair *It's ME!

Queen "Correct! Thank you, bye"

"Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the queen asked.
"Yes, thanks a lot,
I'll definitely be using that!"

Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts
about Adolphus Wabara and he's going to ask him
the question. He arranged a meeting with him and
asked him: "Wabara I have a question for you; your
mother has a child and your father has a child. The
child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."

Wabara thinks, and thinks, "Em, you must give me some
time to think about it."

And Mr. Obasanjo decided to give him a day to come outwith an
answer.

That afternoon, Wabara called a meeting to discuss the question,
but NOBODY knew the answer. They drew up a Wabara family
tree, but to no avail. The next morning, he realized he has to give
Obasanjo an answer and as a last resort, he decided to phone Jerry
Rawlings of Ghana.

" Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child
is not your brother and is not your sister ,who is he?"

Jerry answers immediately. "Hey, Adolphus, It's me of course,
you dumb Nigerian!"

Wabara rushed to Obasanjo's office, very impressed to know
the answer to such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know
who he is, it's ! Jerry Rawlings!"

Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko , Jerry Gana ni. You are
such a stupid senate president.

I'll make sure you're removed from office. The answer is TONY BLAIR
Re: Mr. President And His Senate President. by cecipopula(f): 7:07pm On Jan 17, 2007
The both of them na Olodo
Re: Mr. President And His Senate President. by GeeCee(m): 8:33pm On Jan 17, 2007
Obo ngbe obo gun ope.
Re: Mr. President And His Senate President. by iice(f): 10:34am On Jan 18, 2007
LMFAO, have read this one and yeah they are both really dumb lol

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