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Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 11:14pm On Feb 16, 2017
Am devastated. I want to kill myself. Am 23 and my stuff is as a 14 yr old kid.

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Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by SUPERPACK: 11:30pm On Feb 16, 2017
who cares you can use this if u wish.

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Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by watered(m): 11:33pm On Feb 16, 2017
If I were you I will secretly go and eat banana and boiled egg

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Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by SINZ: 11:36pm On Feb 16, 2017
LOL! gringringrin
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 11:45pm On Feb 16, 2017
Whos dat idiot that liked my post up there
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by EWAagoyin(m): 11:53pm On Feb 16, 2017
farewell... send my greetings to fela and dagrin
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 12:04am On Feb 17, 2017
Pour am kai kai.
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 12:05am On Feb 17, 2017
watered:
If I were you I will secretly go and eat banana and boiled egg
isn't that desame combination I heard it kills faster than otapiapia.

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Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 12:05am On Feb 17, 2017
watered:
If I were you I will secretly go and eat banana and boiled egg
isn't that desame combination I heard it kills faster than otapiapia. Guy u re wicked.

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Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 12:48am On Feb 17, 2017
grin


SIMPLE!

get urself a wig sha or better known as LACE BEARD grin grin.. U can choose how long and thick u want.. tongue

Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 12:51am On Feb 17, 2017

Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 1:08am On Feb 17, 2017
durentchigozie:
Am devastated. I want to kill myself. Am 23 and my face is hairless as a 14 yr old kid. No single strand of hair for real.
If i cant grow a beard before tomorrow morning, i plan on killing myself. Mtcheew, it's embarrassing

I can't grow beards but am not bothered not like you can use your beards for payment
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 1:15am On Feb 17, 2017
pcguru1:


I can't grow beards but am not bothered not like you can use your beards for payment
people dey look me like small pikin na. Am barely 24 and nothing
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 1:18am On Feb 17, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin


SIMPLE!

get urself a wig sha or better known as LACE BEARD grin grin.. U can choose how long and thick u want.. tongue
do u know hw much they sell wig
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by DrObum(m): 2:25am On Feb 17, 2017
Transformer no dey your street

Even if light no dey your area, trailer no dey pass for your side

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Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by FunnyDude(m): 7:37am On Feb 17, 2017
In other news

Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by drtee247(m): 10:12am On Feb 17, 2017
Ighoga898:

isn't that desame combination I heard it kills faster than otapiapia.

It's dangerous, an egg that is hard boiled
to a particular degree in the presence of a
banana can react with an enzyme in your
stomach that causes your eyes to burst
out of their sockets
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 11:11am On Feb 17, 2017
drtee247:


It's dangerous, an egg that is hard boiled
to a particular degree in the presence of a
banana can react with an enzyme in your
stomach that causes your eyes to burst
out of their sockets
then why would someone recommend it.?
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by drtee247(m): 11:34am On Feb 17, 2017
Ighoga898:

then why would someone recommend it.?

Lol..I'm only being sarcastic.. Its actually false info..people eat egg and banana & nuthin happens to them..its healthy
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Nobody: 12:40pm On Feb 17, 2017
use hair cream na
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by CuteCeo: 10:17am On Feb 26, 2017
durentchigozie:
Am devastated. I want to kill myself. Am 23 and my face is hairless as a 14 yr old kid. No single strand of hair for real.
If i cant grow a beard before tomorrow morning, i plan on killing myself. Mtcheew, it's embarrassing

Bros when you get the recipe...make i know. Even if na to pay
embarassed embarassed

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Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by slimthugchimee(m): 10:34am On Feb 26, 2017
stupid one undecided
at 23 your objectuve is to grow beards undecided

i pity your life undecided
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Monalisa185(f): 10:39am On Feb 26, 2017
have you tried acid?
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by henrydadon(m): 10:44am On Feb 26, 2017
Just grab chicken shit and rob it on your face..thank me later
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by CuteCeo: 10:50am On Feb 26, 2017
slimthugchimee:
stupid one undecided
at 23 your objective is to grow beards undecided

i pity your life undecided

Lol
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by martyns303(m): 1:05pm On Feb 26, 2017
I know that feeling, ur problem is trying to grow up too fast. For people to take u serious and the recent beardgang craze. Used to be like u, used spirit and charcoal still nothing.

Truth is, some things in life follow a natural course, our problem is that we just cant wait for the right time.

Used to have a clean face, but within 2yrs my face got covered in beard, now am tired..... will share some b4 and now pics

U can also use some stuffs if u cant wait for the right time.....

Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by CuteCeo: 1:37pm On Feb 26, 2017
martyns303:
I know that feeling, ur problem is trying to grow up too fast. For people to take u serious and the recent beardgang craze. Used to be like u, used spirit and charcoal still nothing.

Truth is, some things in life follow a natural course, our problem is that we just cant wait for the right time.

Used to have a clean face, but within 2yrs my face got covered in beard, now am tired..... will share some b4 and now pics

U can also use some stuffs if u cant wait for the right time.....

What are those stuff?
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Maxi112: 1:39pm On Feb 26, 2017
to get beard isn't that easy grin
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by McBrooklyn(m): 1:55pm On Feb 26, 2017

Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by Mr2kay2: 1:59pm On Feb 26, 2017
durentchigozie:
Am devastated. I want to kill myself. Am 23 and my face is hairless as a 14 yr old kid. No single strand of hair for real.
If i cant grow a beard before tomorrow morning, i plan on killing myself. Mtcheew, it's embarrassing
Ask this man below.He has a few tips for you

Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by iamdurent(m): 3:55pm On Feb 27, 2017
CuteCeo:


Bros when you get the recipe...make i know. Even if na to pay
embarassed embarassed
baba. I neva find d solution yet. But if i find. I go tell u. No worry
Re: Help Me I Need To Grow My Penis by iamdurent(m): 3:58pm On Feb 27, 2017
slimthugchimee:
stupid one undecided
at 23 your objectuve is to grow beards undecided

i pity your life undecided
pity ur life too

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