DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPPING IN GOVERNMENT

1. When U chop alone in government and no one chop wit U, dem dey call dat one OBJ

2. WhenU chop in government, come allow others 2 chop their own, that is called IBB

3. When U chop in government, come bring democracy and people come forget say U chop, that is called Abdusallam

4. When U chop in government and d place U are choping eventually fold up, that is called Atiku

5. When U dey chop in government, U no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called Gowon

6. When U dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, so tay dem come drive U comot ..dat one is called Shonekan

7. When dem just appoint U for government position, and U just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwodo

8. When U chop in government and U die while chopping, that is called Abacha

9. When U chop and drink in government so tey U come intoxicate, and others come dey do U wayo, dey chop their own join, that is called Goodluck Jonathan

10. When U over-chop in government and U call ur friends 2 come chop their own, that is called Ibori

11. When U chop and clean mouth like say U no chop anything, that is called Fashola

12. When U chop in government, come dey abuse people wey give U opportunity to chop, that one is called el-Rufai

13. When U chop from government, come spread ur boys for government, dem dey chop U dey chop, dem dey chop U dey chop, dat one is called Tinubu.

14. When U chop in government so teeey U scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab U, dat one is called Diezani.

15. When U chop well well for government and people know say U chop well well but U dey deny say U chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amaechi.

16. When U chop in government so tay U come even dey richer than the place U dey chop from, dat one is called Rochas

17. When U chop and chop so tey U come tire, come begin dey distribute d chopping to other people. That one is called Dasuki

18. When oga U see government money and refuse to chop and refuse to allow make people chop, so tay hunger come dey wire dem, dat one is called Buhari

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Chopping is not stealing.