BigSarah:
Preferably 200naira per one
any Fruits sellers?

Ifexxy:
u have started this your naive comments again... lemme put it clear... she wants to buy a dick for #200..... BigSarah am i correct?

SorftWerk:
pretender

Whitehousechick:

Why

SorftWerk:
u know the cucumber jare, or u af join carrot gang ?

Whitehousechick:

Yea I know cucumber...

Mum cooked dinner yesterday. It was very sweet

SorftWerk:
npt that one dammit!


I mean cucumber... The one u usually use to mhmm the aaahhh! Hope u get it now?

Whitehousechick:

No sir

SorftWerk:
this girl...

I mean this cucumber

Whitehousechick:

Thank God I don't have data to view. So how does it look like?

SorftWerk:
come to my place then, or should I come?

Whitehousechick:

Does Seun has guest house on Nairaland?

SorftWerk:
no need for Seun's guesthouse...i can arrange one... That's not a problem.

U really need this special cucumber in ur life my dear

Whitehousechick:

Well I will have to tell mum first

SorftWerk:
no need for that, she's gone to work and her phones are switched off cos she's a banker... Now keep qwayet and let's perform the sonthing.. U talk too much already

Whitehousechick:

I mean, I tell mum everything

SorftWerk:
u won't tell her this one if u want to have more of this cucumber after today... Okay

Whitehousechick:

Well, mum can cook cucumber for me. I'll ask her if I need to eat cucumber

SorftWerk:
u don't eat this special cucumber my little angel, I only use it on u so that I can use it on u a next time and over and over again...


If u eat it which one will I use a next time?

Whitehousechick:

But I feel like eating it. When can I have it?

SorftWerk:
eating kini? I say u can't eat this one until I trust u enough Abeg, lemme just continue using it on u..


U can have it by Saturday, where is ur location?

Whitehousechick:

If I can't eat that, let me just continue with the biscuits mum bought me from PH.

Oya come and eat

SorftWerk:
how old are u cos biscuits are for babies

Annie939:
hope you are ready face it when it comes

Erums:



U dont need to create a thread to buy cucumber.... Well is guess all is for fun.... Can we get to talk off this platform
.?

BigSarah:
Preferably 200naira per one
any Fruits sellers?

Longcucumber:
see them,na them them,na only to day pursue woman up and down for nairaland una sabi.

Erums:



Bros rest abeg, .. Hold urside, check my quotes and thread, i no dey follow woman.. Na simple question i ask her... I wan carry the control commot for nairaland if she gree... Na so dem take dey work, abi u nor wise?

Longcucumber:
i no wise o.

Erums:

then lockup ..dey observe, u nor know de end P

Whitehousechick:

I'm 18. I eat chocolates and biscuits