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"Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by FSBoperator: 1:48pm On Mar 09, 2017
Femi Adesina is considering releasing another autistic lie that Buhari called Fayose early today but Fayose refused to pick despite several text messages from Buhari to Fayose to "pls call me back. I love you"
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by CROWNWEALTH019(m): 1:50pm On Mar 09, 2017
grin

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by BankeSmalls(f): 1:51pm On Mar 09, 2017
grin cheesy grin

Buharry just called me now, he was begging me to send him recharge card grin

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by FSBoperator: 1:53pm On Mar 09, 2017
BankeSmalls:
grin cheesy grin

Buharry just called me now, he was begging me to send him recharge card grin

I swear he called me but I didn't pick cos of the +44 code that made me assume it's that same scammer that calls me regularly claiming to be my uncle

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by BankeSmalls(f): 1:56pm On Mar 09, 2017
FSBoperator:


I swear he called me but I didn't pick cos of the +44 code that made me assume it's that same scammer that calls me regularly claiming to be my uncle

are we sure the guy has not joined them cheesy cheesy

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by yarimo(m): 1:59pm On Mar 09, 2017
I know it definitely BUHARI will call that yeye governor FAYOSE, who is claiming to be speaking for the masses.

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by FSBoperator: 1:59pm On Mar 09, 2017
"Long distance calls from England too expensive " so says lying Mohammed as reason why Buhari is yet to call PDP governors .


Sarrki: Baba we know. Safe our Niger Delta oil money and don't waste it on BT. True patriots alone deserve to be called not like that tout Fayose
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by FSBoperator: 2:00pm On Mar 09, 2017
yarimo:
I know it definitely BUHARI will call that yeye governor FAYOSE, who is claiming to be speaking for the masses.

There is no network in hades other than Benin Telecoms

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by Nbote(m): 2:06pm On Mar 09, 2017
yarimo:
I know it definitely BUHARI will call that yeye governor FAYOSE, who is claiming to be speaking for the masses.

Na flash him dey flash am, abi him don call una?

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by FSBoperator: 2:12pm On Mar 09, 2017
Instead of Buhari calling why don't we do the calling?

If Lai can't give us Baba's number, I will look up the phone number addressed to Abuja house

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by Penisman: 2:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
BankeSmalls:
grin cheesy grin

Buharry just called me now, he was begging me to send him recharge card grin
I thought he wanted some fvcks...

I would have simply suggested the latest style for you.
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by Splinz(m): 2:24pm On Mar 09, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by yarimo(m): 2:32pm On Mar 09, 2017
Nbote:


Na flash him dey flash am, abi him don call una?
I spoke to buhari, he also ask me about nairalanders grin

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by Annie939(f): 2:36pm On Mar 09, 2017
I just love this two people Fayose and Buhariaaa 2019
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by xana101: 2:40pm On Mar 09, 2017
I just spoke with buhari now. To get details of our conversation, plz send chat to 5600 mtn subscribers only.

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by PFRB: 3:24pm On Mar 09, 2017
So funny. Make Fayose wife no see this kind message oooooo

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by NaWetinDey(m): 3:33pm On Mar 09, 2017
Nigerians
SMH

Fela would say 'suffering and smiling.'

Looks good on us though.
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by Asek1(m): 3:37pm On Mar 09, 2017
This is supposed to be in the jokes section nah grin

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by basty: 3:52pm On Mar 09, 2017
Buhari problem will kill these Igbos
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by mightyhazel: 3:56pm On Mar 09, 2017
grin grin grin grin
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by Skipuru(m): 4:03pm On Mar 09, 2017
He keep on calling me, just that I don't know what to tell him.

I only shouted .

Sia baba.

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by Nobody: 4:39pm On Mar 09, 2017
yarimo:
I know it definitely BUHARI will call that yeye governor FAYOSE, who is claiming to be speaking for the masses.

undecided undecided undecided
Did you wake up in a car?

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by yarimo(m): 4:49pm On Mar 09, 2017
careytommy7:


undecided undecided undecided
Did you wake up in a car?
no I just wake up in SAMBISA FOREST undecided
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by Ddy(m): 4:50pm On Mar 09, 2017
yarimo:
I know it definitely BUHARI will call that yeye governor FAYOSE, who is claiming to be speaking for the masses.

Who is this one again?

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Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by yarimo(m): 4:58pm On Mar 09, 2017
Ddy:


Who is this one again?
nigeria ambassador to NAIRALAND
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by agbangam: 5:03pm On Mar 09, 2017
There is an acting president, doing very fine, y Nigerians keep disturbing demselves about PMB baffles me. He has transmitted power to his vice, meaning der is no vacuum in govt but wicked souls, supporters of looters won't allow us to have peace. We all know dat he has some health issues dat he is trying to sought out but those 2015 election losers have refused to move on. They want him dead by all means, some even go as far as calling him vegetable just to satisfy their evil hearts and ensure all d corruption case against dem are dropped.
PMB is not perfect but he has taken d bull by its horn to start d fight against corruption, he might not be fighting all @same time but he has instill dat fear dat wasn't der for a long time.
God bless Nigeria
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by maynation(f): 6:26pm On Mar 09, 2017
BankeSmalls:
grin cheesy grin

Buharry just called me now, he was begging me to send him recharge card grin
Epic embarassed embarassed
Re: "Fayose Refused To Pick My Call" - Buhari by FSBoperator: 6:38pm On Mar 09, 2017
[s]
agbangam:
There is an acting president, doing very fine, y Nigerians keep disturbing demselves about PMB baffles me. He has transmitted power to his vice, meaning der is no vacuum in govt but wicked souls, supporters of looters won't allow us to have peace. We all know dat he has some health issues dat he is trying to sought out but those 2015 election losers have refused to move on. They want him dead by all means, some even go as far as calling him vegetable just to satisfy their evil hearts and ensure all d corruption case against dem are dropped.
PMB is not perfect but he has taken d bull by its horn to start d fight against corruption, he might not be fighting all @same time but he has instill dat fear dat wasn't der for a long time.
God bless Nigeria
[/s]

So we should keep paying that vegetable salary?

Why can't he resign as he is obviously not fit to remain in office

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