Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by BiafranBushBoy: 9:09pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Vivipop: LOL, I can never be done with school.
I got my first degree cert in year 2012. I'm working and schooling still.
My obsession with Facebook then was strong,LOL. Free internet access in school together with owning a laptop for the firstime made me rush back to hostel after school hours. Kai! It was fun while it lasted though...
Holy fvck .. You gunning for another cert? Tell me, what's the motivation? Aside monetary documents in the office, I can't read and retain a single line of academic material right now!! Guess I am not cut out for further education... Shiit sucks real bad to me!! |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by Akalia(m): 9:14pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
BaesDiary: Facebook has been a great media in connecting people over the years. Its simple user interface and flexibility has made it a one-in-a-million social media. In my many years of using facebook, I have seen different types of users. And this is actually the reason for writing this post.
Here are the types of people on facebook:
1. The attention seekers: They put up controversial posts about themselves or other people. What do you think of someone who says "can't eat because of this one thing". You are left wondering what that one thing is....
2. The wannabe They form celebrities on facebook. Can you think of that friend who put up picture of his fake blings and write "Living my life, rocking my 500k diamond chain!"
3. The 'gratefuls' Have you ever wondered why people write "Thank you for accepting my request?" on people's wall? Could it be as a result of low self esteem? If need be to appreciate them, send a message to their inbox instead!
4. The freaking lovers If you are single, you will just get tired of seeing constant PDAs, rubbed in your face. These set of people put up romantic pictures of themselves and their boo.... 'Boo and I At the movies', 'Boo and I buying suya', 'Boo and I in the toilet'...Please now, stop tormenting those who are still searching, biko!
5. The murmurers They wont stop complaining on facebook. You know them by these statuses; "What a terrible boss I have!", "Men are dogs, they will never make heaven!"
6. The fun-lovers They post jokes and funny memes. You get to know the trending funny news via their updates.
7. The Prayer warriors They post PRAYER POINTS and write stuffs like 'don't scroll without typing AMEN'.
8. The incognito They wont post anything, rather they take note of everybody's posts on facebook. They know who is engaged, and who just got their heart broken. Because they know what they do, they would never post information about their own lives on facebook, so people don't stalk them too.
9. The gossip They monitor everything that goes in their friends life via facebook. But unlike the incognito, they make sure they are seen. If you post a picture of you and a baby, they say things like 'cute kid, do you have a baby now?'. While there's no harm in asking, the gossip asks, not because they care, but because they want to know what's going on in your life.
10. The ever-online If you check facebook messenger, they are always online. These set of people practically sleep on Facebook. Hence, they are always chatting with people.
11. The 'likers' These people always like everyone's posts. They will surely like or comment on your posts or pictures, they are not stingy with their likes!
12. The 'waka-pass' They don't like or comment on anyone's post. They just go through their Facebook page whenever they are bored.
13. The 'inactive' They only have a profile on Facebook, but rarely visit the site.
Dear Bae's Diary Readers, which category do you belong? Tell us in the comment box.
This post first appeared on this blog - BAE'S DIARY.
Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/13-categories-of-people-that-use.html#more (14) The con artists (Yahoo niggaz & shawties) 1 Like |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by ekensi01: 9:14pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
[quote author=Chuukwudi post=55627431]Me? I have close to 4000 Facebook friends. I just login, those things that tickle my fancy, I comment, like or/and share their post as lead in my heart. I used to get lots and lots of friend requests from the female folks (unknown) so I thought, perhaps I'm just too handsome so I changed my profile picture to a simple cartoon. I delete people without warning. If you go senseless and vulgar..., I follow some nice groups, groups on philosophy, programming, atheism, horoscope, humour, be like bro, sarcasm, etc. I'm not an atheist though. If you are my facebook friend, don't post rubbish else I will embarras you with a well crafted grammar and some tactical questions. I'm me. I hate guys who blow their Trumpet on Facebook, all in self glorification. Attracting attention unnecessarily about how good, homely and humble they are when actually, they are exhibiting pride without knowing it.[quote] after all ur writing u had no like |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by Burgerlomo: 9:25pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
BaesDiary: Facebook has been a great media in connecting people over the years. Its simple user interface and flexibility has made it a one-in-a-million social media. In my many years of using facebook, I have seen different types of users. And this is actually the reason for writing this post.
Here are the types of people on facebook:
1. The attention seekers: They put up controversial posts about themselves or other people. What do you think of someone who says "can't eat because of this one thing". You are left wondering what that one thing is....
2. The wannabe They form celebrities on facebook. Can you think of that friend who put up picture of his fake blings and write "Living my life, rocking my 500k diamond chain!"
3. The 'gratefuls' Have you ever wondered why people write "Thank you for accepting my request?" on people's wall? Could it be as a result of low self esteem? If need be to appreciate them, send a message to their inbox instead!
4. The freaking lovers If you are single, you will just get tired of seeing constant PDAs, rubbed in your face. These set of people put up romantic pictures of themselves and their boo.... 'Boo and I At the movies', 'Boo and I buying suya', 'Boo and I in the toilet'...Please now, stop tormenting those who are still searching, biko!
5. The murmurers They wont stop complaining on facebook. You know them by these statuses; "What a terrible boss I have!", "Men are dogs, they will never make heaven!"
6. The fun-lovers They post jokes and funny memes. You get to know the trending funny news via their updates.
7. The Prayer warriors They post PRAYER POINTS and write stuffs like 'don't scroll without typing AMEN'.
8. The incognito They wont post anything, rather they take note of everybody's posts on facebook. They know who is engaged, and who just got their heart broken. Because they know what they do, they would never post information about their own lives on facebook, so people don't stalk them too.
9. The gossip They monitor everything that goes in their friends life via facebook. But unlike the incognito, they make sure they are seen. If you post a picture of you and a baby, they say things like 'cute kid, do you have a baby now?'. While there's no harm in asking, the gossip asks, not because they care, but because they want to know what's going on in your life.
10. The ever-online If you check facebook messenger, they are always online. These set of people practically sleep on Facebook. Hence, they are always chatting with people.
11. The 'likers' These people always like everyone's posts. They will surely like or comment on your posts or pictures, they are not stingy with their likes!
12. The 'waka-pass' They don't like or comment on anyone's post. They just go through their Facebook page whenever they are bored.
13. The 'inactive' They only have a profile on Facebook, but rarely visit the site.
Dear Bae's Diary Readers, which category do you belong? Tell us in the comment box.
This post first appeared on this blog - BAE'S DIARY.
Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/13-categories-of-people-that-use.html#more But why you didn't include the dubious people on the list? |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 9:28pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
1 Like |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by jonero4(m): 9:32pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
I sent and receive friends request |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by Vivipop(f): 9:37pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
BiafranBushBoy:
Holy fvck .. You gunning for another cert?
Tell me, what's the motivation?
Aside monetary documents in the office, I can't read and retain a single line of academic material right now!!
Guess I am not cut out for further education... Shiit sucks real bad to me!! Motivation? To make mega money, LOL...I think it is my love for academics and a need to create a niche for myself.
Believe me,you would be surprised at how easy it could all be once you are willing. |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by Nobody: 9:39pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
You did not mention the monitoring spirits.
They won't like your posts or chat with you, just their to stalk you. |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by BiafranBushBoy: 10:00pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Vivipop: Motivation? To make mega money, LOL...I think it is my love for academics and a need to create a niche for myself.
Believe me,you would be surprised at how easy it could all be once you are willing.
Can I send a pm? |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by NarnieSnyper(m): 10:31pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Op, you literally killed it. Like damn! That number 8 and 12 are so me. I just come online to know what's up with my friends, check my inbox and then leave. Last post I made was around July 2016.
Number 7 though; I don't waste time scrolling down abeg. Like it is by force to type amen.
I hate those ones that read " if you ignore whatever happens to you, take it like that". WTF! 1 Like |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by GoldenWinnie(f): 10:33pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
d "incognito" n d "waka pass" Dis is sooooo Me |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by paddyofboss(m): 10:36pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Chuukwudi: Me? I have close to 4000 Facebook friends. I just login, those things that tickle my fancy, I comment, like or/and share their post as lead in my heart.
I used to get lots and lots of friend requests from the female folks (unknown) so I thought, perhaps I'm just too handsome so I changed my profile picture to a simple cartoon.
I delete people without warning. If you go senseless and vulgar...,
I follow some nice groups, groups on philosophy, programming, atheism, horoscope, humour, be like bro, sarcasm, etc. I'm not an atheist though.
If you are my facebook friend, don't post rubbish else I will embarras you with a well crafted grammar and some tactical questions.
I'm me.
I hate guys who blow their Trumpet on Facebook, all in self glorification. Attracting attention unnecessarily about how good, homely and humble they are when actually, they are exhibiting pride without knowing it. Sometimes, I struggle to restrain myself from saying my mind so I don't cause trouble. One day I will face these Slay Queens! Next I will open the chapter of churches and their extortion tactics. I like trouble sha! 4000 friends with ur aboki swag |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by paddyofboss(m): 10:44pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
rosalieene: fact u are just bae like DAT ...let's be friends |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by nkemjacob2(m): 11:18pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
out of the 13 points a facebook user must be defaulter of one or two |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by afezy110(m): 11:27pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
I'm a liker |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by Shammak(m): 11:48pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
All ladies claiming 8 & 12, who con dey upload pictures 4 facebook |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by posh95(m): 12:05am On Apr 17, 2017 |
Chuukwudi: Me? I have close to 4000 Facebook friends. I just login, those things that tickle my fancy, I comment, like or/and share their post as lead in my heart.
I used to get lots and lots of friend requests from the female folks (unknown) so I thought, perhaps I'm just too handsome so I changed my profile picture to a simple cartoon.
I delete people without warning. If you go senseless and vulgar...,
I follow some nice groups, groups on philosophy, programming, atheism, horoscope, humour, be like bro, sarcasm, etc. I'm not an atheist though.
If you are my facebook friend, don't post rubbish else I will embarras you with a well crafted grammar and some tactical questions.
I'm me.
I hate guys who blow their Trumpet on Facebook, all in self glorification. Attracting attention unnecessarily about how good, homely and humble they are when actually, they are exhibiting pride without knowing it. Sometimes, I struggle to restrain myself from saying my mind so I don't cause trouble. One day I will face these Slay Queens! Next I will open the chapter of churches and their extortion tactics. I like trouble sha! Bro, no be fight na. U just gave us ur life history. |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by mystmoze(m): 12:07am On Apr 17, 2017 |
OP u didn't put my kinds ...the political whistle blowers even b4 buhari launched his own. |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by courna(m): 1:00am On Apr 17, 2017 |
liker[color=#006600][/color] |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by zealot4me(f): 6:34am On Apr 17, 2017 |
12 an 8 lol |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by ummeey: 6:52am On Apr 17, 2017 |
I no see my own for der o |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by Nobody: 6:53am On Apr 17, 2017 |
Proudly 14 |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by nobsalis: 7:01am On Apr 17, 2017 |
MissOpe: The marketers too, If I'm not making money online then I shouldnt be online.....I'm a work from home mum, I teach people so many stuffs online, Like how to make beads, How to make various household products,e.g Liquid soap, perfume, Harpic, bar soap e.t.c I also give free e books on pattern designs, skin care and the likes.....For #500 naira, U can get a whole lot from me.....Call or chat me up on 07066800606 for more details..... swerve....!!!! |
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Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by montezz(f): 9:20am On Apr 17, 2017 |
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Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by Iamsammy(m): 9:23am On Apr 17, 2017 |
6 & 12 ma ways, no regret for now |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by ABOKI9ja: 10:39am On Apr 17, 2017 |
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Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by KingOfThePay(m): 11:46am On Apr 17, 2017 |
The money makers: Those that make money tapping from the unmatched potential of Facebook massive traffic.
Thank you. |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by montezz(f): 12:54pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
ABOKI9ja: I dey vex o and u know why No I don't |
Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by ABOKI9ja: 1:24pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
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Re: 13 Categories Of People That Use Facebook by montezz(f): 2:39pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
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