last35:
Buhari should please resign! This bad news, hardship and bad luck is unbearable!!

............... he should just resign......imagine Lagos State giving just a week notice for the demolition exercise carried out in festac extension last month
............take a closer look at the reasons given by the Alex Lickerman, my people.......i have said this before, and i am saying it again, there are challenges that takes the grace of God for one not to contemplate suicide
thank God she was rescued

Wat is it wit people nd lagos lagoons these days....e tire me oo http://nigerianstudentsblog.com

ABEG WETIN BE DIA NAMES?i
i suspect na brown roof republic
i no call person name ooo
i'm sure if they are from the land of rising sun,una go write dia names.as for my, i de wait jahova elohim
buhari can never push me inside lagoon even if he come with bulldozer

Juell:
In the man's case I blame the driver for not going after his boss.

and in d woman's case? Hope u don't blame oba of Lagos that told them to jump

DanseMacabre:


Yeah, I understood the dark humour in your post. I thought you were asking forgiveness from the humourless ones who would bash you for it.
You're the second person in as many days I'm gonna have to let down on Stephen King being the source of my moniker. The book is one of the few of his I haven't read either. The source of my moniker is the source (I'm almost sure) of the book title: a group within the existential school of thought also called the Theatre of the Absurd.

cc Ishilove Hope I'm not disturbing your beauty sleep?

Beauty Sleep by 4pm?

deebrain:
Two things.

It is extremely stupid and really satanic for people that blast people that attempt this thing. I was once a victim of depression (which leads to this act), until a friend refered me to the gym. It worked for me. Other things can equally work for others. It's counselling that deals with this thing, which we should start realizing that it is a sickness.

I'm going to have to disagree with your first sentence. Most Nigerians are only just coming to terms with the idea that things could get so unbearable that one would decide to take one's life. When my younger brother had chronic depression that toyed with his mental state, my parents kept moving from church to church in my absence all to no avail till I returned and had to all but force them to take him to a psychiatrist. He's almost fully recovered now.

I'm dealing with mine currently by reverting to both basketball and Nairaland I left over three years ago. It's gradually easing off.

I suggest immediate deployment of security personnel everywhere water is, even if is gutter. Until this madness is over.

What is happening?

Ishilove:

Beauty Sleep by 4pm?

I understand that things go all topsy-turvy during a recession. I've had like three catnaps in the past three hours, although I understand this is because I'm unemployed.

jacoik:
and in d woman's case? Hope u don't blame oba of Lagos that told them to jump

I blame him cos he was with his boss, and saw what he was going to do. Reason before say something

veekid:
No good news ever since Buhari don come baq

Mumu talk.....The bane of our problem in naija, finger pointing. We always look for people to blame for the ills we ourselves are causing...

So that's what trending now in Lagos

All these people jumping into oceans, I hope they know that we don't pity them one bit. I have got better things to worry about than to be pitying one person who can't just be hopeful a little bit longer.

PrinzCarter:
So every body is now jumping abi is OK

so why are you not jumping??

no1madman:
you

oya come push me na

I suspect DRUGS Addiction

cyrilamx:
It is those who wished the old man death that re having a taste of nemesis

I strongly disagree.

nah Doctor wife.... his daughter is coming

Movic7070:
so why are you not jumping??

frm alphabet m cumz b4 p so bros I dey wait for u to jump

The suicide rate during this Fulani herdsmen King (PMB) reign in Nigeria is alarming which has never been experienced before in the history of Nigeria.
I pray that the Lord God will take away this siege off Nigeria.

Amen.

Dc4life:
Jumping Jumping.. I am Jumping... buhari is back and suddenly people have started jumping.. Okay

hahahahahahahahaa, omo d tin taya me

DanseMacabre:


I understand that things go all topsy-turvy during a recession. I've had like three catnaps in the past three hours, although I understand this is because I'm unemployed.

Lol. Self deprecation is a source of humour, I understand.

flyca:
See what Buhari has caused.

Frustration everywhere
Prices of commodities have sky-rocketed
School fees more than 50% increase in a very short space of time
The once average Nigeria has become poor overnight and can barely feed
Business nko? Crumbled.
Things are just hard!

Chai!

you are right. where are all the sia baba people?? it will soon be their turn to jump into the river. wise people fore saw this and some coca nut brains were shouting sia baba

Ishilove:
Lol. Self deprecation is a source of humour, I understand.

Lol. It is indeed, but not in this case. I'm simply being truthful.

It's like this Jumping from bridges is what's now trending o!!!

DanseMacabre:


Lol. It is indeed, but not in this case. I'm simply being truthful.

I trust it will be a temporary situation

Islie:








http://sunnewsonline.com/medical-doctor-jumps-to-death-in-lagos-lagoon/

Those guys living under the bridge are not useless after all.They even saved a life.I think an office should just be officially opened under bridge for them.

veekid:
No good news ever since Buhari don come baq

Really?
So you did not want him to come back
'Anyway stock market and foreign exchange markets have been good
Those of you hiding under the excuse of dollar is rising to sell plantain at exorbitant prices will be put to shame

juman:
APC has totally destroyed nigeria with their recession.

what is destroying Nigeria is the hate you guys have been spreading since you lost the election

Ishilove:

I trust it will be a temporary situation

Even though it sounds like the 'God dey' and 'no condition is permanent' palliatives we Nigerians use to console ourselves, I still utter a resounding AMEEEEN!

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veekid:
No good news ever since Buhari don come baq

Some people will just laugh over this your question. I am a pensioner, meaning this governmrnt is actually the most devilish. I have never, I mean never come across from history and from my time to date seen deaths that are so mestrious and highly strange and other happenings. To the Almight God I serve, we have never experience all these. Well, may we never come across this government again. I am very serious. A highly placed Nigerian, medical Doctor jumbed and committed suicide few day aga and this is another woman committing suicide? To made things worse some people are still defending this government. May we never come across this government again. Amen. Tufiakwa,

last35:
Buhari should please resign! This bad news, hardship and bad luck is unbearable!!

What I do these days is to pray for Gods intervention. It is very unbearable. This hardship is on hourly basis presenting live very meaningless. The more the you work harder, the more live become more useless and hopless. In fact, the more the hyjacker praises Buhari, the more live become useless because these people are openly praying and making this government to become more useless and further worsen life. Tufiakwa to apc and Buhari