I f I were conscienceless, I would become a Nigerian pastor.
I would collect tithes and offerings from widows, pensioners, students, workers on minimum wage and even the unemployed.
I would not care that many of these people could not afford hospital bills or tuition fees for their children.
I would use the money so collected to buy myself a private jet to take care of my businesses around the world.
I would own houses and properties around the world.
My suits and shoes would cost more than the annual salary of a doctor, university lecturer or a lawyer.
I would gift my mistresses posh cars, expensive houses, gold, and jewelry.
I would use the tithes and offerings I collect from pensioners, widows and the unemployed to pay for sex.
And when I am caught with my pants down, I would say it was all a set up by my enemies to bring me down. If this explanation seems unsatisfactory or unconvincing to my followers then I would offer to publish a more "robust" reply soon.
If my church members wonder why their life is a mess, I would blame marine spirits and witches (by which I mean their aged parents or other family members) or their sinful lives.
I would be answerable to no one. And if anyone demands accountability, I would threaten them with the Bible verse that says: "Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm." This is the ultimate trump card - it shuts everyone up because, believe me, no Nigerian wants to go to hell.

hmmm

things you hear, you didn't see, you were not there but you cud judge not realising we are in the generation of deception




be wise and don't indulge urself into affairs only God knows the truth and anybody who dares into affairs that you knw nothing about will sure see and taste the repercussions.

THIS KIND OF POST IS A TICKET TO HELL...

generalizing from only few inferences is very fallacious.... FAKE PASTORS can only exist if real ones exist.

highrise07:
I f I were conscienceless, I would become a Nigerian pastor.
I would collect tithes and offerings from widows, pensioners, students, workers on minimum wage and even the unemployed.
I would not care that many of these people could not afford hospital bills or tuition fees for their children.
I would use the money so collected to buy myself a private jet to take care of my businesses around the world.
I would own houses and properties around the world.
My suits and shoes would cost more than the annual salary of a doctor, university lecturer or a lawyer.
I would gift my mistresses posh cars, expensive houses, gold, and jewelry.
I would use the tithes and offerings I collect from pensioners, widows and the unemployed to pay for sex.
And when I am caught with my pants down, I would say it was all a set up by my enemies to bring me down. If this explanation seems unsatisfactory or unconvincing to my followers then I would offer to publish a more "robust" reply soon.
If my church members wonder why their life is a mess, I would blame marine spirits and witches (by which I mean their aged parents or other family members) or their sinful lives.
I would be answerable to no one. And if anyone demands accountability, I would threaten them with the Bible verse that says: "Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm." This is the ultimate trump card - it shuts everyone up because, believe me, no Nigerian wants to go to hell.

MORAL TO THE STORY: Pastor= Senior brother of Satan!!!