Augustap:
...wtf

metallisc:


the elders are here, oya table ya matter!

Augustap:

(Clears throat, offers kolanut, breaks and eats)
My elders, they say that what an elder sees sitting, a child can't see even when standing on a ladder on mount Everest. Pls help me see this issue while sitting and explain the kind of love that could possibly exist between a woman and a transgender...uwa mmebi...

metallisc:


___drinks palmie from calabash________clears throat_________

my shild, you know it is said that, when the little bird becomes so wise that it learns to fly without perching, the able hunter learns to shoot with an uzzi ... so this matter at hand will be tackled with tact and a little bit of ancient wisdom because it said that _____sips palmie__________
when a mosquito perches on your scrotum, it is only then that you realise that violence is not always a solution to every form of aggravation! ya bu ife di egwu...but before i continue, my daughter....pour me some more wine _____________extends calabash_________________

Augustap:

Palm wine iyaf finish... Papa Udoma fell down from tree...so d man did not aff palmy

Augustap:

Nna anyi palm wine iyaff finish...papa nkoli fell down from tree so e did not aff palmy and mama Nneka is gossiping so she did not open shop

metallisc:



my daughter i have heard what you said, now run along and deliver our message to the wine merchant in the next clan!!
when you get back, tell mama nneka that the elders request her presence and she should bring along one native chicken as a fine for keeping her shop closed on an nkwó market day!!!

metallisc:


mbanú! this is not possible! ifea adiró possible....... papa udoma is a seasoned tapper, falling from the tree is not something that he would have done.... the toad does not run in the daytime for nothing!


my daughter, go to the next clan and ask obiesie to give you a gourd of palmie on our behalf... tell him it is an urgent matter and we shall settle with him the next market day! if papa udoma fell from the tree, then the tree must be cut down!! gbam!!

Augustap:

The tree is that tree that amadioha used to stay on top and smoke weed...it cannot be cut down

metallisc:


mbanú! this is not possible! ifea adiró possible....... papa udoma is a seasoned tapper, falling from the tree is not something that he would have done.... the toad does not run in the daytime for nothing!


my daughter, go to the next clan and ask obiesie to give you a gourd of palmie on our behalf... tell him it is an urgent matter and we shall settle with him the next market day! if papa udoma fell from the tree, then the tree must be cut down!! gbam!!

Augustap:

Do you know when last mama Nneka ate fish, talk more of native fowl

LeView1:





I never laughed so loud! You two haff kii me wif laff

metallisc:



taaaaaaa! tufia!! how dare you question the wish and request of the elders? arú!! you brought us here on request, therefore our demands shall be met in full. The judgement of availability is not yours to make onbehalf of mama nneka... ____chews kola_____

concerning the tree, ezemmúö will take care of that very matter in due course!

now go and deliver the message and bring us a reply, wether good or bad or else you will be the one providing the fine in her stead and yours will include shawarma and burger for all the elders seated here! remember, the one who swallows a whole coconut has great faith in his anus!! and you already know the matter concerning 'isi kote ebu'...

now... go!!!

LeView1:





I never laughed so loud! You two haff kii me wif laff