Chai Naija of today

Jumping into Lagos Lagoon turn to a competition now a days

my appeal to Lagos state Govt. they shud make a big punishment for the escape suicidal


give them a knock on their forehead and 50 stroke of cane in their buttock and back

imagine the bad name they re given us. ain't they tired of making Nigeria look like a dangerous place

I'm holding Oba Akinolu responsible for all these jumping into the Lagoon

if he really one die,he for go the bridge for night.. special announcement,abeg who won commit suicide,make he come for night

anotherydz:
Are people doing this on purpose?
Or are they seeking attention?
Moreover, I don't know how people are rescued from suicide anybody wey one jump inside water go run enter the water instantly no be say e go dey wait for people to see am.

God help we and dem!

No mind them jare, Anybody that want to commit suicide must they go to lagoon? Why not buy snipper and die peacefully on their bed hahaha...

SmartchoicesNG:
wicked woman.... People are traumatized and depressed ... biggest problem? They are NOT being treated! No social welfare system, no safety nets ..no mortgage system...the system is designed to keep the masses downtrodden and in acute poverty...

Then why go to Lagoon when they can take rat poison, I see this as doing it to for show haha, Why wait until people see and rescue them even the woman that dressed like PEJ hahha..

greatgod2012:




Me wicked?

Did you understand my point at all?
I'm not saying depression is not real neither am I denying that depressed people are not properly taken care of .....but........
Why were we not hearing about jumping into lagoon prior to that doctor's case? Why are people turning the unfortunate event into a trend?
Were there no depressed people before that doctor's case happened?
Are you saying that what that doctor did is now an eye opener for other depressed people?
Please, let's be realistic for once, this is Nigeria, many Nigerians are so manipulative and me and you know that!

Just after that doctor's case, we have see at least three other people attempting to jump into the lagoon, why after his case?

Should we call it abuse of suicide attempt or what?

LOL or better still why go to lagoon, Why can't they take sniper and died laying on their bed.. haha

dainformant:
the increasing spate of people committing suicide especially jumping into the lagos lagoon is becoming alarming. according to media personnel at the nigeria police force, malik nasir, this man was rescued yesterday while trying to commit suicide. he was rescued before he could plunge into a lagos lagoon...

malik nasir wrote;

yet another suicide attempt at the lagos lagoon today. he was rescued before he could take the plunge. an ifa priest has said in a national daily that "the lagoon is angry. how do we appease the lagoon please.

source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/suicidal-man-rescued-while-trying-to.html

Edi ndi yin ni sir?

ALL IS WELL.....

make them begin they flog craze comot from anybody wey try dat nonsense again...all dis rubbish will stop.

morbeta:
Season of jumping into the lagoon......Oba of Lagos must hear this cos his 2015 prediction has no boundary now.

Nigerians are wise people. Once someone did something and it receives wide attention, they will all join. One person trekked for Buhari, many people joined too. It's well. Since God is on the throne, no need to commit suicide

Johncuba:
Type something reasonable in English... Pls.

You are silly! If you can't read or understand then pass abi? Just pass!

Those who read and understood gave my comment 3 likes and 1 share.

This one is not ready to die. Lagoon that everyone has now focused on. If you wan die, buy very strong rat poison or take overdose drugs, enter your room and end the thing. So help you God.

Atiku2019:
Suicide is meant for the weak

You don't know what you are saying. I hope you know depression is Real?

greatgod2012:




Me wicked?

Did you understand my point at all?
I'm not saying depression is not real neither am I denying that depressed people are not properly taken care of .....but........
Why were we not hearing about jumping into lagoon prior to that doctor's case? Why are people turning the unfortunate event into a trend?
Were there no depressed people before that doctor's case happened?
Are you saying that what that doctor did is now an eye opener for other depressed people?
Please, let's be realistic for once, this is Nigeria, many Nigerians are so manipulative and me and you know that!

Just after that doctor's case, we have see at least three other people attempting to jump into the lagoon, why after his case?

Should we call it abuse of suicide attempt or what?

Common sense should tell you that ppl av been jumping into lagoon before d doctor.

Doctor was an eye opener, I pray u won't be victim of depression..

Wicked woman

greatgod2012:




Me wicked?

Did you understand my point at all?
I'm not saying depression is not real neither am I denying that depressed people are not properly taken care of .....but........
Why were we not hearing about jumping into lagoon prior to that doctor's case? Why are people turning the unfortunate event into a trend?
Were there no depressed people before that doctor's case happened?
Are you saying that what that doctor did is now an eye opener for other depressed people?
Please, let's be realistic for once, this is Nigeria, many Nigerians are so manipulative and me and you know that!

Just after that doctor's case, we have see at least three other people attempting to jump into the lagoon, why after his case?

Should we call it abuse of suicide attempt or what?

Remember while trying to find the doctors body,another one was found .What if the doctors case only brought attention to the fact that people commit suicide on that bridge more frequently than most of us think. Just saying.

jumpandpas:
You didn't rescue the doctor and you are now rescuing others. Is it because the doctor na IPOB or you decided to allow him jump in and die since Akiolu promised them langoon.
I don't UNDERKWURUOTO this.

Smh

Dont let him kill himself abeg we must go through this recession together

laribari:


You are silly! If you can't read or understand then pass abi? Just pass!

Those who read and understood gave my comment 3 likes and 1 share.

fool!!! Simple correction, and u decided to spit allover my fone...

Johncuba:
fool!!! Simple correction, and u decided to spit allover my fone...

Take your frustration elsewhere

I didn't mention your sorry ass, neither did I refer to you clown. Which mumu correction? Na me cause your problem?

Mind your business or go and correct your father!

laribari:


Take your frustration elsewhere

I didn't mention your sorry ass, neither did I refer to you clown. Which mumu correction? Na me cause your problem?

Mind your business or go and correct your father!

lol...kids everywia on nairaland, too bad ur father also didn't heed correction and wasted his sperm offspringing a bornfool like u...

Johncuba:
lol...kids everywia on nairaland, too bad ur father also didn't heed correction and wasted his sperm offspringing a bornfool like u...

Olodo!! It's spelt buffoon and not bornfool; obviously your father wasted money on your school fees. Grown man!! What did you derive? Answering back a kid makes you an idiot and the kid here. Show your maturity and do the talk. Ewu!

I didn't talk to you in the first place but a scum like you think you can just run people down.

You asked me to type simple and correct English even when my post mixed with pidgin wasn't directed at you, yet you can't spell ordinary buffoon. Clown

greatgod2012:
How did they know that he wanted to jump into the lagoon? Was he waiting for people to see him or how?
I think this is becoming a trend for people to manipulate other people into solving or finding solution to their problems!

Some people are just playing pranks jare!

You are on point. I wouldn't know why people are using this method to market themselves for help now. I pray they stop this trend as most Nigerians are copycat and would wanna emulate this method to gain publicity.

"Rescue"

Ok. How many seconds does it take to jump into a lagoon?

How many seconds will it take the nearest police officers and other civillians to stop you?

Except if you went there to act 'you have shot me'

If I see another post on attempted suicide again, I swear with Dino's certificate, I won't open it again

I blame d lagoon king for this

u sabi book brotherly

SmartchoicesNG:
wicked woman.... People are traumatized and depressed ... biggest problem? They are NOT being treated! No social welfare system, no safety nets ..no mortgage system...the system is designed to keep the masses downtrodden and in acute poverty...