Hehehehehehe.... Joke of the year... And it even made front page...

Jadonjack:
Why tell them you are owning someone when obviously, you are not?!

You obviously did not understand the joke.

bankyblue:
I think I be to relocate to lagos and try this too....I like that transfer of money part

River no dey ur location abi na poor pple full ur environ....if na poor pple full ur syd, enter peace mass dey com Lagos then.

Both money n river dey lagos....u hear

Oya forward match to third mainland bridge for quick money or quick death ....iranu abacha

Make she dey there dey laff until someone close to her attempts suicide then she go know how far. Rampant cases of suicide attempts these days are not what should be used to crack joke. Its a serious matter, people are suffering and depressed she's busy making jest of them

Not funny and stupid. 100 cars parked on 3rd mainland bridge and it didn't cause heavy traffic or media coverage. Tell that to the dogs. People might now seem uninterested in anyone seen on the bridge rails now because some clown turn it to a joke.

alobright17:
You obviously did not understand the joke.

What kind of stupid joke, she's way too insensitive and at the end she wished mothers happy mothers day forgetting that people who attempt suicide are peoples children

Nigerians have got zero sense of humour

and to her, she is trying to be funny, mteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, people have lost their sense of humanity and thanks to social media for bringing it out for us to see

Lol, quite funni. Comedians wld soon use similar lines for jokes too

Naughtytboy:
Mumu,, haven't u asked urself why this same number hasn't been calling those attempting suicide

Must you lower yourself any further using insults?

I was only asking questions, why don't you give me an answer since you seem to know those people attempting and contemplating suicide more than I do.

Enjoy your day.

Lol. This joke made my day , naija no dey carry last , sharp thinking #20mil

Jadonjack:
Why tell them you are owning someone when obviously, you are not?!

She's lying.

Her fans cannot have her account number.

Do you know yeyebrities' biggest dilemma?

Waking up in the morning with nothing interesting to post on social media to calm their slobbering, groveling followers.

So they concoct lies, the more outrageous the better.


So there you are.

Lies...

MrTypist:
They said this is the number that was killing people.

They called me six times but I didn't pick.

see fearfear like you

bankyblue:
I think I be to relocate to lagos and try this too....I like that transfer of money part

Guy no think am ooo

The kind slap way agboro go slap you

Na ppl wey carry better jeep them dey beg ooo

No sey I no warn u

This is a big lie

ajog1:
see fearfear like you

If you were in my shoes would you have picked the call?

bankyblue:
I think I be to relocate to lagos and try this too....I like that transfer of money part

you go shock ....

MrTypist:
They said this is the number that was killing people.

They called me six times but I didn't pick.

Hahaha ... Nigerians cant take chances... just remembered how people bathed with heavy salt during ebola issue

dee02:


Thank you.
Susan Peters is a vacuous troglodyte!

This your grammar is too big o. I had to use both Merriam Webster and Oxford dictionary to get the meaning of the words

napoleon77:


Extremely insensitive joke. Suicide is not a laughing matter.

Absolutely right.but the average Nigerian is cruel,insensitive and unempathetic.A country where the victims of crime are blamed.

so she don join those celebrities wey no get sense?

but to be candid, the rampant of these suicides is becoming a comedy

quit depression

Boleyndynasty2:
oleee


Someone cannot play with you again? Obviously she's just making a joke.

Very insensitive to the family that just lost a son...

Good and tension bursting joke.

EncephalonPikin:
Very stuuuuuupid joke which I don't find funny!






I pray she wouldn't be a victim of chronic depression or lose her loved one through suicide

She's brainless...

MrTypist:
They said this is the number that was killing people.

They called me six times but I didn't pick.

mtn services don suffer

Am Off to the third Mainland Bridge ..
Wetin self person go suffer die?

Am Off to the third Mainland Bridge ..
I think I was owing my great Grand Grand Mother

my sister lie more lie

napoleon77:


Extremely insensitive joke. Suicide is not a laughing matter.

leave that tin! Mr insensitive, have you seen any situation that Nigerians have not made a joke out of it before? suffering n still smiling. Dats d naija spirit.