MrTypist:
They said this is the number that was killing people.

They called me six times but I didn't pick.

I guess you are using MTN. I've been waiting for that number to call me, abi e dey look face?

I am on my way to 3rd mainland bridge dont stop me if u dnt have 5millions cash to settle my bills

Jadonjack:
Why tell them you are owning someone when obviously, you are not?!

did u see the last part in harsh tag??

"#justforlaughs"

simply tells u the story is fictitious....na..

..yu deserve to be fukd up,since u are high playin on ppl's intelligence...losho money u collec so!

Jadonjack:
Why tell them you are owning someone when obviously, you are not?!

And you didn't finish reading to realise it was a joke. "Just for laughs".

We are always to serious and uptight in this country!

A full blown "uncracking" joke. If na me, I go don pretend to aim towards the convent pretending to climb... trust Nigerians, their camera phones will be doing the "begging"... Lol

"Do you need to make extra N30k or more in order to augment your take-home pay? My signature has all the secrets"

Chai! Aunty you can lie o!

If is true than God bless Nigeria am happy to know if have such big heart and do care for each other

If is true than God bless Nigeria am happy to know we have such big heart and do care for each other

If is true than God bless Nigeria am happy to know we have such big heart and do care for each other i love my nigeria hope to make my motherland proud oneday

Jadonjack:
Why tell them you are owning someone when obviously, you are not?!

where us your sense of humour?

Jadonjack:
Why tell them you are owning someone when obviously, you are not?!

Please try and read what was written in the ashtag