Interviewer: Now are days people seems to be calling Manchester United PDP, any Thought on that?

Sir Alex: The people calling us PDP are just jealous of our success. As u know we have won the premier league back to back for 3 consecutive seasons, so it is only natural for people to be jealous of our success.

Interviewer: is it true that the referees are planning to help Manchester united win the league, like they have been accused of doing every season?

Sir Alex: this season at Stamford bridge, we had a penalty call when terry pulled Valencia in the box. The same ref let drogba get away with pulling Fletcher to allow them score a goal that was offside.

Interviewer: what about Manchester city, the ref cheated by giving u 7 minutes extra time?

Sir Alex: the referee cheated Manchester united by giving Manchester city 7 mins becuz they could have gotten a goal in that extra time too.

Interviewer: what are your plans this season?

Sir Alex: I plan on winning the premier league again and any other cup to make it a double as we are still building a squad after the departure of Cristiano Ronaldo. I plan on turning the EPL to French league like Lyon winning the trophy back to back for 9 years until the FA names the trophy Manchester united cup.

Interviewer: have u heard the prophecy of T.B Joshua where he said Arsenal will win the Premier league and another cup to make a double?

Sir Alex: whatever drugs he took that day i will advise him to desist. Arsenal will play fine football but winning trophies is not part of what will happen at arsenal this season. Even if they are sharing free cup in the premier league, they won’t get any.

Interviewer: what about Chelsea & Liverpool?

Sir Alex: Chelsea will crash out of the champion’s league in a dramatic fashion and will end of firing Carlo Ancelotti. Liverpool should be used to playing Europa league by now. They might not be in Europe next season.

Interviewer: are u trying to say it is the end of big four in the EPL?

Sir Alex: there is no such thing as a big four. all i know of is a big one and that one is Manchester united.

Sir Alex granted this interview to Riff-Raff through telepathy

Culled from Hevil magazine

Sir is it a do or die affair? Like in Nigeria? Where u must win all the elections oh sorry i mean all the cups?

PDP? SAF? na politics?