~Borat~:

Had to get "shark-teeth" cos at the time, the citeh game looked like the only phocking team that could survive the deep freeze. Good judgement 

That was a pretty good accident. He has so far been my smartest buy this season he has copped me 9,12 and 17 points since i copped him. Please don't take my Carlitos away

Got Tevez?

Don Carlitos grabbed a sizzling hat-trick 14pts plus another 3 as bonus! Why on earth did i not make him ma captain instead of that hedgehog called Wayne Rooney! I must make him ma captain next gameweek even if he scores negative digits

Where is Eldee? I hope he would be gracious enuff to acknowledge the game i gave him so he could cop Tevez

Lastly i want to send a big F.u.ck you to those Algerian imbeciles! I don't know how they made it to the World Cup but i hope them Cabinda rebels shoot up their bus and leave em dead from their waste down

bastards!!!

hmm, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its Access Bank for me o
im looking at Eyimba09, that guy is on juju

With only two Players, Bandely FC copped 36 points, not bad!

nor be 6 i get

Dyabman you are getting closer to Unku Chamo

wendoworld you get hope?

A-40:

Got Tevez?

Don Carlitos grabbed a sizzling hat-trick 14pts plus another 3 as bonus! Why on earth did i not make him ma captain instead of that hedgehog called Wayne Rooney! I must make him ma captain next gameweek even if he scores negative digits

Where is Eldee? I hope he would be gracious enuff to acknowledge the game i gave him so he could cop Tevez

Lastly i want to send a big F.u.ck you to those Algerian imbeciles! I don't know how they made it to the World Cup but i hope them Cabinda rebels shoot up their bus and leave em dead from their waste down

Of course you helped me bruv . . . Tevez is the fantasy in Fantasy Football.
When I was talking about buying him, he was worth 8.5mil, now he's 9.0.
I'm just laughing at Sauron right now, Fletcher must be really banging those goals in

eldee:

Of course you helped me bruv . . . Tevez is the fantasy in Fantasy Football.
When I was talking about buying him, he was worth 8.5mil, now he's 9.0.
I'm just laughing at Sauron right now, Fletcher must be really those goals in

Had Fletcher played, he woulda scored.
Tevez won't be the first to grab a hatrick, make we hear word jare.

@Mukina

Close to Chamo , hmmm, been at the relegation Zone is my worst moment on any Fantasy games.

~Sauron~:

Had Fletcher played, he woulda scored.
Tevez won't be the first to grab a hatrick, make we hear word jare.

Quit being a sourpuss - how many EPL players have netted 11 times in the last 9 games?

Admit you goofed - Tevez is worth his weight in fantasy points.

If Fletcher scores a hat-trick, it must only be after all the other strikers have hit double figures.

Who is reptilez fc??

hey dont do that again aight?

That is Crizzle's team .

Dayumm!
I'm playing my brotha from another motha. . .Team Roc!
Two very tactical managers who loathe to lose. . .
Hmmm this is easily the toughest fixture this week, and i have a feeling at the back of me mind i'll come out tops
Sorry A-40

As you all can see, MEND FC is top of the Premier League.

Next round, I can see Im up against Librans FC.

This is a local derby between Brufut and Kombo St Mary.

Out of respect for Dayokanu, I shall take it easy on her. . . . but sure enough, the 3 points is guaranteed!!!

No cause for Alarm, Bandely FC is doing well.

debosky:

Quit being a sourpuss - how many EPL players have netted 11 times in the last 9 games?

Shut up your mouth and pay attention to details.
11 times in the last 9 games? Are those Premier League games abi your stupidity is making you think they count FA cup ties in this?

Admit you goofed - Tevez is worth his weight in fantasy points.

Goofed because Tevez scored a hatrick?
Has his fantasy points lifted you out of your misery? Mr. bottomer!!!
He copped only 17 points. . . . . .Defoe scored 5 league goals in a single match once so keep your cock in your fly.

If Fletcher scores a hat-trick, it must only be after all the other strikers have hit double figures.

Mumu probably feels we are talking about Darren.
What a scapegrace.

~Sauron~:

Shut up your mouth and pay attention to details.
11 times in the last 9 games? Are those Premier League games abi your stupidity is making you think they count FA cup ties in this?

Bite me - he's outscored every other striker in the past 6 game sequence.

Goofed because Tevez scored a hatrick?
Has his fantasy points lifted you out of your misery? Mr. bottomer!!!
He copped only 17 points. . . . . .Defoe scored 5 league goals in a single match once so keep your cock in your fly.

He copped 34 points for me - I told you a month ago that he would be a reliable buy and he's scored in each game since then when you  predicted otherwise. That is a goof. 

And yes, it's lifted me outta my misery. 

Mumu probably feels we are talking about Darren.
What a scapegrace.

Mumu X 3 I am obviously talking about Burnley's Fletcher, not the thug of Salford hence the use OTHER strikers.

Na wa for you sha - arithmetic is poor, comprehension is poor. . . .what else is left? 

debosky:

Bite me - he's outscored every other striker in the past 6 game sequence.

Maybe because he has played more easier games and more minutes.
Why isn't he ahead of his peers in the scorer's charts?

He copped 34 points for me - I told you a month ago that he would be a reliable buy and he's scored in each game since then when you  predicted otherwise. That is a goof. 

34 points isn't enough to lift you out of your relegation echelon. U need 340 points.
Defoe got me 50 in one weekend.

And yes, it's lifted me outta my misery. 
Mumu X 3 I am obviously talking about Burnley's Fletcher, not the thug of Salford hence the use OTHER strikers.

Yes, i can see you in the top 30.
U will finish Trophyless like your gaffer.
Buncha losers.

Na wa for you sha - arithmetic is poor, comprehension is poor. . . .what else is left? 

If your arithmetic is that solid, you wouldn't be languishing in the 64th position.
Very soon, the upper echelon will break away from y'all bottomers to form a premier league.
It's a shame that U and I are in the same league. You are a massive disgrace considering the fact that we are operating on the same budget.

eldee:

Of course you helped me bruv . . . Tevez is the fantasy in Fantasy Football.
When I was talking about buying him, he was worth 8.5mil, now he's 9.0.
I'm just laughing at Sauron right now, Fletcher must be really  those goals in

How many goals has Fletcher scored all season? Not sure but i think he must be tied with Berbatov 

~Borat~:

Dayumm!
I'm playing my brotha from another motha. . .Team Roc!
Two very tactical managers who loathe to lose. . .
Hmmm this is easily the toughest fixture this week, and i have a feeling at the back of me mind i'll come out tops
Sorry A-40

Hahaha we shall see

A-40:

How many goals has Fletcher scored all season? Not sure but i think he must be tied with Berbatov 

i want to break into the top 20 this week. and do everything ''in-humanly'' possible to remain there.

na wao. not a single point yet in this new PL. i wasnt even aware there was a gameweek 21.

mykali:

i want to break into the top 20 this week. and do everything ''in-humanly'' possible to remain there.

lol!

mystikal:

na wao. not a single point yet in this new PL. i wasnt even aware there was a gameweek 21.

Pele o!

my team sef . .why we go drop from second to 9th

no more allowances for them until they shape up

mukina2:

my team sef . .why we go drop from second to 9th

no more allowances for them until they shape up

in which league?
the Hajia league right?

The Nairaland Premier league
now close ur aproko eyes

@bandely . . .there was a time when i envied the position of your team in the FPL. wetin happen nau?


@Muki
my eyes were minding its biznez before you begin post yarns about 2nd position.
who dash Muki monkey banana ??

are you not on the other head to head league?

that league just begun.
its like seeing Hull City sitting 2nd in the EPL after just 3 gameweeks.
karma must take place.
you know that

Squode i'm tired of seeing you above me. . .
I think i'll do something about it this week. . .!

On the other hand,
i also havent forgotten the crushing defeat you handed down to me some weeks back. .

Good.

keep THAT in mind.
even if you have to open up yo head to do so.

i'm tryin'a break my way into the top20.
so prepare to join me there.

bandely:

lol!
Pele o!

e dey sweet u, abi

@dyabman
Werrin Reptilez FC do you?

Barrister Chun Li is seriously occupied with pressing financial issues at the moment. The team loaned out a massive sum of money to Sir Alex Ferguson some months back, and now repayment details are being worked out.
Consequently, not enough time left for proper analysis of the league players. Coupled with the screwy UK weather, we're currently on a free fall.

Let's hope there'll be enough time to get outta dem boardroom meetings this weekend and do some proper player-reading.

Seriously, I can't even remember the last EPL game I watched.
Lawd let this cup pass over me queeekly!

He he!
Thats the price you gotta pay when you 'work for somebody'
I was beginning to think you went to 'drop a baby' or something. . .