Omo No be small things oooo! I beg na my force uniform only i go carry for road it cover others! after all we are Nigeria

And If There's Nobody In Your Family Whose Name Is Jack, What Do You Do?

They forgot dustbin. One time these people held me for not having dustbin

What is hydraulic pls?

iammrjaai:
With all these things listed....person boot no go full..

I wonder o

Water, torchlight , sore fan belt for what? Water is everywhere, light is everywhere, fan belt Kwa? Even if I have it, I be mechanic wey go fix am? FRSC de craze

bettercreature:
The solution is very simple DON'T WAIT FOR THEM otherwise you are in trouble
It's over 50 on the list and you will surely fall under one

I swear that's the best thing ohh,I remember 2014 I just bought my 1st car was travelling to ekiti under d bridge at shagamu dey flagged me down and after checking everything ,they said how come I don't have spare fan belt ,and all this nonsense .. I ended up paying 4k right there, since then I dont wait for them ..bastardized people

1st aid box?? Make them add maternity ward join. Useless pipu

Thanks for the heads-up. A reminder of the law is what every driver needs every often.

Your list is incomplete:

12. A set of crutches
13. One wheel chair
14. A small racoon.
15. A balding medical practitioner.
16. A red polyester umbrella
17. One dozen eggs

Scissors nko

Blackfire:
What of bribe.

When i bin go driving school my instructor bin say ma de carry small change for emergency situations

spare fan belt?

Condom and tissue papers should have made the list nau

They are very stupid, let them put road signs first and fix potoles since dem wan do over sabi.

miteolu:
But my car use chain which only mechanic can fix. You mean I should carry chain and mechanic every time.

michael142:
Useless country

Must you be unpatriotic

Rubbish, make we kuku dey carry mechanic about

KunkeAkinola:


Must you be unpatriotic

He is eight the country is useless and so are 98% of its citizens including the entire road safety corps.

If I buy all these things in my car, walahi when they stop me, I will just be insulting them from the start of their search till the end.

Officer: pull over

Me: you are a bastard.

OFficer: let me see your documents

Me: shey na document u go chop, oya take na, bastard

Officer: I don't like the way you're insulting me, come down and open your boot.

Me: see this one oooo

Officer : where is ur fire extinguisher, your spare tyre, ur jack, ur first aid kit...

Me: here, here, here, here, here... Baboon dey work, ordinary monkey one chop

Officer: shey I told u not to insult me, I will show u today, I haven't seen ur fan belt, where is it?

Me: it's right here you bastard

Officer: put on ur full light, brake light, signal light

ME : you think say, pesin dey struggle with una, dey drive pangolo, oya see, all lights working, u bastard

Officer: check his tyre

Me: they are all 2016, but I don't expect a bastard like you to know a good tyre from a bad one.

Offucer: just get out of here, ediot

Me, while driving off: bastard!!

Hmmmmmm..... spare Engine nko?

oladimejiX:
Ok so I was on twitter and I saw this list of 11 things FRSC wants you to carry in order to avoid getting fined.
Now you know better.

Marpol lalasticlala mynd44 please let's educate our road users.

Source: Twitter @Vio_Alert

Condoms

Money for FRSC revenue generation. That is all they want.

Shey reflectors that I had to pay fine for are no longer absolutely essential to protecting motorists? I bought reflectors off the street when their directive came out, they stopped me and said they were fake, that I jad to buy their own. They still fined me for fake reflectors and were talking as if the 'crime' of not having 'original' FRSC reflectors is equivalent to murdering one's parents. Now they have forgotten all about reflectors, having presumably raised enough. Helmets were the prior fundraising gimmick, they are now ignoring cyclists without helmet, it has become unnecessary. Now it is a carful of nonsense that is essential for our survival. I don't think that they understand that we are struggling just to eat. I wish the government will just disband them, or at least make sure their laws pass through bills in the senate.

miteolu:
But my car use chain which only mechanic can fix. You mean I should carry chain and mechanic every time.

Barca first team.

Why not extra car Engine

unclezuma:
Spare fan belt?

bro, my fan belt cut inside bush on my way to abj at 6:00am, I nearly cry that day, had to lock up myself in side d car till break, spent 4hrs before I could continue my jny, cos d mech I got couldn't find d exact belt for my car. so its very important, in fact na two I get inside my car

trippleKAY:
bro, my fan belt cut inside bush on my way to abj at 6:00am, I nearly cry that day, had to lock up myself in side d car till break, spent 4hrs before I could continue my jny, cos d mech I got couldn't find d exact belt for my car. so its very important, in fact na two I get inside my car

Bro, how's your vehicle servicing regime like?

the funniest part is that majority of the people here insulting frsc already have all this or making plans on how to get it, yet they will come here shouting if frsc arrest them all u hear is Oga abeg I no knw putting on that innocent​ face with trears for eyes after frsc officials fine dem

chiraqDemon:

When i bin go driving school my instructor bin say ma de carry small change for emergency situations

Do u know u can have everything complete, yet this wonderful FRSC officials, can say u are looking at them as if u want to beat them, and if u say or do anything after that is an offence....

Naija uniform officials are so so wonderful.

Blackfire:



Do u know u can have everything complete, yet this wonderful FRSC officials, can say u are looking at them as if u want to beat them, and if u say or do anything after that is an offence....

Naija uniform officials are so so wonderful.

Very wonderful, its like thos uniforms are cursed cos a nice and calm person can just become a uniformed officer and change overnight

holamiday:
First aid kit? For what? Water? Fun kini? Transmission fluid? Egbami!!

I'd kuku rather a mechanic and doctor follow me around Lagos roads.

Laugh wan kill me, You are 100% right. Useless and hopeless people.

Buhahahhahaha.........spare fan belt ke? Ye ye I know it can cut anytime without warning, but what about the tools to fix it? What's d point having spare fan belt without having the knowledge and tools to fix it. Abi na jack and wheel spanner dem dey use fix fan belt too? Dem for just say carry a spare mechanic