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Husband/wife Store Opens In town by Gnexplore: 1:48pm On Apr 16, 2017
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Lekki New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On each floor the signs on the doors read:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


THE WIFE STORE

Floor 1 - has wives that love sex.

Floor 2 - has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

http://www.funny2.com/husbandstore.htm
Re: Husband/wife Store Opens In town by Nobody: 2:09pm On Apr 16, 2017
Hmmmmm....

Let me come and be going cheesy.
Re: Husband/wife Store Opens In town by MrsMurphy(f): 2:35pm On Apr 16, 2017
cheesy
Re: Husband/wife Store Opens In town by Gnexplore: 2:29am On May 04, 2017
cc; lalasticlala
Re: Husband/wife Store Opens In town by sisisioge: 6:36am On May 04, 2017
grin grin grin

I am not a gambler! I swear I would have short changed myself on the third floor! Dear Lord please take me to the fifth floor! grin

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