Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?

A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had left him.

Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?

A: If a critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and he logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise, things can wait until tomorrow.

Q: How come the Age of Miracles ended?

A: That was the development phase of the project. Now we're in the maintenance phase.

Q: Who is Satan?

A: Satan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so nonprogrammers become scared of him. God thinks he's irritating but irrelevant.

Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?

A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs.

Q: How can I protect myself from evil?

A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common word, or a date like your birthday.

Q: If I pray to God, will he listen?

A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get off his back and let him program.

Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true?

A: They are much more likely to receive email

I love it.

Only those doing software development would appreciate it, so let's have it in the Developers' Forum for a while.

nice but not that funny.

It's nice that interview ^^

I never truly enjoy jokes about religious deities, bordering on blasphemy. Nice though.

Oh my lordy lordy !
I damn near rolled of my chair.
That is funny as hell(no pun intended) .

i dont think that is funny
it is a big disrespect to the big man himself and i would not like it if these religious fanaytics get something to fight on from this site.
please such messages should not be allowed henceforth

LOL Nice,

Copycat!!!

Nonesense.

Probably written by an atheist. God having a girlfriend!- the height of irreverency.

No disrespect to those who find this joke disrespectful, but it is okay to have a sense oh humor...I honestly think God does...how could he not, look around. This is funny. I'm not rolling on the floor, but it did tickle me. I am a Christian... With strong beliefs.

Boring

IF IT WAS REFERRED TO A MAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY...BUT TALKING ABOUT GOD IN THIS MANNER IS NOT RIGHT ...PROFANITY....PLEASE LETS BE CAREFUL..YOU DONT JOKE WITH EVERYTHING... THANKS.

all through history, no one who ever played with God survived it.
remember John lennon.

this is very funny.

I mean those religious praise singers actually say that God is like animal that eats while he is being shot.
here he was portrayed as a developer... a creator in a sense.
of course people will disagree but religious people have always been known to be pious whenever it suits them.

God is the programmer, the Devil is the bug

The part i dont find funny is that about God and his gf...wtf