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Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by SundryInfo: 4:16pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
davtosh: Lol...Boss, na u be the real Gee! 2 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by SundryInfo: 4:38pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Politicalidiot: What did she do when she saw u? 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by CONFAMA: 5:30pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
k9ine: Gist us about the setup too now |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by CONFAMA: 5:32pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
kelvinrhs: No... The stench from the mess was like that from a dead decaying body... Not that the mess killed someone. |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by adedehinbo(m): 8:28pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Ishilove:greatest akokaites! 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Rtopzy(f): 8:41pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
onadana:Yea, and u? |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by onadana: 9:08pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Rtopzy:I stay in Kaduna.And it will be cool to meet a fellow nairalander. |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Rtopzy(f): 9:11pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
onadana:Cool, which part of kd do u stay? |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by onadana: 9:50pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
Rtopzy:Barnawa to be precise and you? |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by saaddiction(f): 10:21pm On Apr 23, 2017 |
She passed on last year. She was really cool. |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Rtopzy(f): 5:47am On Apr 24, 2017 |
onadana:Abuja express way Gonin-Gora Good morning, hope u slept well? |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Phunkyposh(f): 8:37am On Apr 24, 2017 |
pheeeeeeeeeeeew................... i had a good laugh.....Good start for the day |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by haryomikun(m): 8:52am On Apr 24, 2017 |
aniyphil:lemme guess. Japanese na Toyota |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 9:36am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Mine was in my primary 5, my teacher told me I'll be the one to present morning speech in the assembly the next day cos twas our class turn. She gave me a verse in the Bible to read (the parable of the good Samaritan man). Got home and play took over me, didn't even read anything. Next day when we were about to leave for school, I feigned sickness even dipped my fingers inside my mouth and vomited everything I ate, my mum called in sick for me. Went to school the next day very early as usual, met my classmate asked her who did morning speech. Her response killed my joy, '' nobody oo, our teacher didn't come to school yesterday, so we didn't present anything but they said anytime she comes we'll ''. Our teacher later came asked me if I was prepared, I foolishly told her yes. When it was time for the speech, I couldn't even say anything was busy crying in front of everybody. Whenever I remember it I just laugh, now I know the parable offhand. **** Another one was in my Jss2, a senior gave me #50 to buy splash sweet(#20), meatpie (#50), okpa (#50) and bring change for her. After begging her that is not possible and she refused to listen to me, I left for my class, told my neighbor what happened. We went to the canteen, bought meatpie, shared it amongst ourselves. The senior later came after waiting for me, I told her the queue was much and when I was raising my hand so that the seller will see me, someone took the money from me(twas common then). She bought my story and left me. 6 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by onadana: 10:16am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Rtopzy: Sure I did.It's a wonderful brand new day,new week filled with so much expectations. Wish you a great day. |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Marvel1206: 10:25am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Let me share mine.. I was in Pry 6 then and i was about to be appointed as class captain. Our class teacher asked me "If i come into the class and i meet the class noisy, are you a good class captain?" I completely mis-understood the question and I confidently said "Yes" My classmates were all laughing. He repeated the question the second and third time and i still gave him the same answer. The man just let me be. I later became the unofficial captain anyway |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Rtopzy(f): 11:25am On Apr 24, 2017 |
onadana:Wish you much more dearie So, when am I meeting dis nairalander? |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by onadana: 11:46am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Rtopzy: Though I have a busy schedule but am sure I can create time for a fellow naira lander. This is my what's app 08052238266. 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by aniyphil: 1:00pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
haryomikun: Spot on bro ! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Jacobmanny(m): 3:12pm On Apr 24, 2017 |
This one happened during my o'level days. It was on a Friday which was usually an assembly day and then detention List was always read. On this faithful day, there happened to be this crazy but funny guy we called 'jarule' who was unfutunate to be amongst the detention list that were to receive 12 strokes plus manual labor the next day for their offence. So his turn came to be flogged and then we started counting...1 and he responded uhhh 2 uhhh, 3 uhhh... Till the twelveth. So came d next person 1 uhhh... 2 uhhhh 3 uhhhh and d next thing we will hear from jarule was ''guy, cry ur cry dont cry my cry'' it was funny then... 4 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Infamous(m): 7:27am On Apr 25, 2017 |
I was in primary 3 and considered myself as hot-tempered. We were given a classwork. Can't remember what made me not to finish early. There was this guy, my close friend, he finished his classwork earlier and so he came to my seat to distract me. Warned him severally and as he didn't take heed, I ended up stabbing him on the back with my pen. He bled. I took my bag and ran home. I was expecting him to come with his parents, but he didn't. In that same class, there's this girl, Ujunwa. Chai, Ujunwa was a perfect 10. To me, then, she was too beautiful. I come dey trip. So one day, she happened to be sleeping in the class and she pee-d on herself. Choi from that day I stopped to look at her. Was damned funny. Last I heard of Ujunwa, she got pregnant and I think she was forced to marry the guy. There was this form teacher. She too dey flog. God fit still dey punish am now. In primary 2, I was so intelligent (whether you believe am or not) that our form teacher used to send me to her table whenever we were writing exams. In primary 5, I started to attend lessons for common entrance examination. It was usually from 5-7pm. Sometimes we overstayed. As Nepa bin dey mess up, sometimes light no go dey. We then use candles. Whenever the class ends, we would sprinkle the hot candle wax over other students especially the girls and they would scamper around, trying to get away from the class. 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by SlimHan(f): 1:23pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
MisterDreamz:this got me laughing so hard... Mehn i bet your mum will be fun to be with. Naija mum no dey carry last |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by stealthtiger(m): 8:37pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
Ishilove:No sodeinde is still under renovation. Those guys thats make sodeinde lively are now in biobaku. Hence the fun in biobaku |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Assurance1000(f): 9:01pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
While in secondary school ( boarding), I woke up one Saturday morning to discover that my sandals have been stolen. I confided in my sister and she asked me to get another persons sandals to avoid punishment on Monday. later in the day my friend told me that she found someone s sandals outside in the field (washed and left to dry). I told my sister about it and she advised to cut it on one side so the owner will not be able to recognise it. I did just that informed her and she congratulated me. You can imagine her surprise when she later discovered that the sandals I stole was actually hers. Till date I still laugh out loud when I remember that incident. 11 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by gbemmy2k10(m): 11:19pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
godsluvee:I know nothing lasts forever and maybe we won’t always stay together but every smile and laughter we shared convinces me that the memories of our friendship will last for the rest of my life. I really miss u dear. |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 11:22pm On Apr 25, 2017 |
gbemmy2k10:Awww, thanks love . My most special 'friend', I miss you more 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 4:17am On Apr 26, 2017 |
godsluvee: Dem don dey compose poem for you Na your head come dey turn, smh |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 6:58am On Apr 26, 2017 |
onyenze123:Sharap there, wetin concern you |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Abimbex007: 1:32pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
davtosh: |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 3:07pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 3:46pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
onyenze123:See this one You no get respect Mind your self ooh, before I....... |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 3:50pm On Apr 26, 2017 |
godsluvee: Before you kiss me...? come on, I am use to that. |
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