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Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by temitope277(m): 9:08pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Oluwasaeon:me too 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by poshestmina(f): 9:08pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Ishilove:Reminds me of Nelson Mandela hostel boys in Uniport ,those boys were troublesoooome .they'll gather themselves in groups and wait 4 girls to cuss and bully . |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by SundryInfo: 9:08pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
sisisioge: This is epic and deeeep 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 9:09pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I go school like every other day, na so I notice sey belle dey pain me. olodo when I be na, I dey play with my classmates. Na so I notice something dey move for my veejah. I know sey na puberty things but I be shy baby. Na so I gum my yansh for chair No be now wey 12 years old dey ss3 that time you go see people wey don reach 30 years for jss1. Na so one aunty for my class notice my body movement come ask me, I tell her say the puberty don catch up with me . My green skirt don soak wella. Na she come help me, I reach house around 6 that day. I dey walka like fowl wey rain beat. I laugh any day I remember that incident. I mumu that day 11 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:09pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Let me throw in this one. I remembered when we were in this outdoor gym (street gym), guyz were doing competition on who could bench the highest reps with heaviest weights. Strong men were doing their thing as usual, one guy from nowhere started bragging he could bench 15 reps. He thought, what we were doing was child's play. I just tell guyz make dem clear road for am. No one will assist him to lift the weights. We left him and stood some distance away from the bench. Omo mehn, d guy no fit lift the weights from the ground, we assisted him. Oya now, start to dey bench, na problem. As him wan nearly do one rep, na him the barbell fall on top am. Omo mehn, guyz just discharge. The guy knock(faint). Na some pple lift the weight commot for him body. For him life, him no go near weights again 13 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by kayo80(m): 9:12pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
sisisioge: HAHAHAHA! You must be a carton character. I could picture everything in my head. Funny story. 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 9:12pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
xynerise:lolzz.... Belle dey pain me for laff.. Ur own story gud oo.. Nice memory lane 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Oluwasaeon(m): 9:13pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
temitope277:Ma nigga 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 9:13pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Freeezzz: 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Joephat(m): 9:15pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Mine was the day rain fail on me while going to class.. my shoe started smelling. One lady beside was d only one complaining and later on others joined. As an igbo I joined them and we were all complaining about the smelly shoe. We all changed position... I can't forget that moment shaa 11 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Ishilove:That occurrence still goes on in UNILAG till date. It usually happens on evenings when the guys are idle in a blackout. God bless you if you are fat and you pass by. There's another version at Jaja hall too. Those ones tease faculty of science girls. 5 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Adebowale89(m): 9:18pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
like seriously past is a memory one cannot forget so quick I remember one time on sunday, I wasn't given offering money. and the pastor be like everybody must come out from their sit. I've to fold my empty hand tight put hand inside the basket and dance on I remember when I was in jss3 there is this lady I like but I've very serious fears to approach her. Later I decided to express myself thru a letter, I dropped the letter inside her locker during closing time, before she return bck to the class, I had left....I couldn't come to school for good 4days because of fears . i told mom I was ill, mom keep asking me when is this illness going to end after giving me all drugs of which I was pouring inside the dustbin at the end, the loverboy lost the girl to the hand of a naughty guy 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by fuckjesus(m): 9:21pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
NaturaEssie: lol....very hilarious. perhaps you were the culprit. 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by NaturaEssie(f): 9:21pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
fuckjesus:Lol no be me o 2 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by AuroraB(f): 9:22pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
unclezuma:Gosh 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Nobody: 9:22pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
During the Ebola- outburst, there was a mesaage that went round about Salt and water bath (Im sure we all know this) That very day at my hostel, i realised many girls received calls from home about bathing with salt water. Well...as a doubting thomas which i could be sometimes, I didnt bother (even though i had enough salt in my wardrobe). Only for me to get to the bathroom and i saw a girl whose water was looking so creamy. I suppose she bought salt worth #1500 and poured into the bucket of water. I looked at her and started laughing....She looked at me too and probably realised how stupid she was and she joined in the Laughter. I couldnt hold back, i had to tell my roomates about it. Anytime i remember that day, I laff out so Loud especially when it was clarified that it was a rumour. 14 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by AkupeMBANO(f): 9:23pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
today is exactly 20years my Ex broke up with me for sharpening another girl's pencil in primary school. 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by temitope277(m): 9:26pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Oluwasaeon:hw 2da match |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by originalKsp(m): 9:33pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
NaturaEssie: I remember this also |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by luminouz(m): 9:35pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Ever had dysentery or is it diarrhea before in a bus from oshodi to toll gate(Agbado ijaye) ......I had n it was brutally nasty.....here goes I went to a conference @ Eko Hotel n towers.... Had a lotta drink n food...... I was feeling full when one of d servers ( a cute dark geh like DAT) offered me a whole plate of rice....2 big turkey pieces n some salad...instead of me to keep till later.. I wolfed it all down.....was on d bus from island to oshodi when my tummy(had been behaving funny since morning coz I ate beans) started playing me some tunes...I ignored n it was controllable till I got to oshodi @7pm( u know Lagos traffic) From oshodi to ijaye na DIE.......my tummy revolted n I spent virtually all my energies compressing my ASS while poo rhythmically swore to find a way thru..d consequence.....abnormal sweating!!!!! D Lady sitting close to me noticed n was concerned...kept asking if I was alright...couldn't speak just nodded...all my power focused on d gravity defying.....tummy compress ignoring....all purpose fvck up giving... POO.... d poor thing thought I had malaria n was busy using a hankie to pat my face. DAT day I cursed all d drivers causing holdup in Lagos.....I was half dead with exhaustion by d time d bus drew at my bustop!!!! I practically flew out n started running like a mad man looking for any place to drop d poo...... It wasn't funny coz some peeps thought something happened n a few started running too!Lmao!!!!! I knew I couldn't hold it any longer when I called a bike man..offered him a thousand bucks to carry me anywia I can deposit poo......dude was a pro.....n rode like hell for an eatery way past my house.....I barged in straight to d Loo.....n VOILĂ€!!! Emptied my load in there... Spent like 30 mins inside......I felt like I just gave birth or something!!!! Bike man carried me home(nice guy) I never got a chance to thank DAT nice geh in d bus...my only regret!!! 47 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by AlphaStyles(m): 9:36pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I remember back in primary school I think primary 3 or 4 I went I find trouble with 1 girl the next thing up to 10 girls Follow me I didn't know where to go so I enter 1 room that day I chop beating of life from girls hand and in jss3 I went to school hungry but my mother gave me bread and butter with tea to take chill body for school [ God go punish the person wey do me this thing ] so when I got to school hunger dy catch me but I couldn't eat bkus it was class through out so I kept on checking my bag every single minute to make sure the food is always there, I was just praying for the break bell to ring and it rang oya happy moment time to chow suddenly I opened my bag guess what I couldn't find my bread and butter and tea again. o my God I was like what happened I opened my bag up to 10 times I searched the whole class mehn I couldn't find my food. that day I cry eeh I even swear for that person heavy heavy swear. hunger wire ma life that day. later I see my bread nylon with butter inside Oo God that day I waste tears. I can never forget that day. I still remember in primary school how they used to drink my water after I came from play play during break time and I didn't know the person so 1 day I load spit inside the water come shake am put inside go play to my greatest surprise they drank it na so I say who drink this water Don drink saliva, na so 1 boy get up shout whaaat start to dy cough e wan vomit that day lol those days I really miss them 31 Likes
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Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Martinez19(m): 9:37pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Phunkyposh:lol. Mind what you eat and reduce your sugar intake. 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by rawdpiper(m): 9:37pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Ishilove: Never Knew You Graduated From Unilag, What Was The Year You Graduated? |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by AlphaStyles(m): 9:39pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
luminouz: e Don do me sef I go run I go stop I go run I go stop 5 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Oluwasaeon(m): 9:41pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
temitope277:Like always bro...Making them know water is wet |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by luminouz(m): 9:41pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
AlphaStyles:Lmaooo!!!! 4 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by petux(m): 9:42pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Ishilove:lol...You schooled in unilag?? 1 Like |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by paddybrown(m): 9:43pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
mine happen wen we re still in federal university dutsinma in Katrina state... base on na north na so we dey inside lecture hall like dis nd one car just d pas by, d next tin we heard was explosion, so everyone just d find there Lane... my lecturer who happen 2 b a visiting lecturer started begging me 2 find hiding place 4 him, mean why na just car tyre explode 8 Likes |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Ishilove: 9:47pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
holamiday:Some things never change... |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by Hydrolysis(m): 9:58pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
poshestmina:so you were one of those guys |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by PoisonedOne: 10:01pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
So many. One happened on Tuesday. I was almost closed for work and have closed the door and left only the small one slightly open. My stomach has been rumbling since morning and I've been stifling myself from releasing some dangerous gasses into the environment and wouldn't want to endanger the life of the customers. Na so I felt flatulence and decided to ease out and release some since the door is closed and I'm alone, that was when the devil decided to disgrace me and sent the man I respect the most into my office. When I saw him I wanted to escape through the window but he had already seen me. As he forced his way in through the small opening. He got in but couldn't believe or understand what was happening . I watched as he struggled to breathe but couldn't. The odour was more pungent than a rotten egg. He looked at me defeated and throttled back through the door with his eyes blinking intermittently. I thought he was losing consciousness. I really don't know what to tell him. I've been avoiding his office. I don't know whether to go and apologize to him or to ask him what he wanted during the unfortunate visit. 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: That Past Experience(s) That Made You Smile Or Laugh Out Loud. by temitope277(m): 10:02pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Oluwasaeon: Oluwasaeon: 2 Likes 1 Share |
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