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| NCG Chronicles Of Jokes(akpors) by Wizmike111(m): 12:47am On Apr 27, 2017 |
In Akpors’ class, the English teacher made a sentence: TEACHER: ‘Obi is a boy, isn’t he?’ Who can make this kind sentence for me? The Teacher turned to Akpors, If I say “John is going to the market” How can you complete this phrase? AKPORS: Let Him Go In Akpors’ class the next day, the teacher asked TEACHER: Who can change this statement without changing the meaning. “OJO is going to plug the mango”. Akpors stood up and said. AKPORS: Mango, Ojo is coming for you. ========================================================================= TEACHER: One plus three is what? CLASS: Fourteen! TEACHER: Good. Abuja is the capital of which country? CLASS: China! TEACHER: Excellent! This is how I am going to be teaching till the government increase my salary. ========================================================================= -Two Great Liars- Akpors and his friend Ochuko were arguing whose father was the strongest. OCHUKO: Do u know River Niger? It was my father that dug it. AKPORS: Your own na small thing.Do u know the Dead Sea? It was my father that killed it. AKPORS: Sir,would you punish someone for what he didn’t do? TEACHER: No,why do you ask? AKPORS: I didn’t do my assighnment! Hope you enjoyed them, expect more. Culled from: http://naijcrackgist..com.ng/2017/04/ncg-chronicles-of-jokesakpors.html?m=1
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