guys for u, but dis too much naaaa
if na girls, u will see write ups like ' Happy birthday honey, I love u to d moon and back' enjoy swedy bla bla...'
she will still go and insult and talk about her d next day to a mutual friend . what a life

Topmostt:
Victim kwa? Lol

Lol

LAFO:
I don't have idiots as friends to wish me birthday in such a manner

You don't have friends then

Shelloween:
This was an attempt at humour. He didn't mean any of those. This is how some crazy besties wish you a happy birthday. If you don't have best friends that would laugh at you when you mistakenly fall down, visit you when you are sick and eat almost everything you couldn't eat, Fart when they are with you and laugh about it, friends that would provoke you and laugh while you are shouting at them. etc, then you gat no homies and you can't relate to the b.day post. These are what best friends do; but then, I could be wrong, who knows?

Collect two bottles of anything you like.

I love this...
The last sentence sums it up.. It got me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOOL...

They are best friends.

I saw this one on fb

Tpave:
I think both of them have issues to settle

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they have no issues,they are friends;and they choose to av it roll btw them like dat.Whatz my biz anyway?

deir gud fwends....even d one dat composed d write up na ma G fr ksu

Lol. Efuro is such a konkobility!! Imagine the way he finished that guys entire Village. No single respect for the grey hairs on he's head. Anyways, I'm still waiting for the confirmation of the thunder and lightning the guy plans on sending

well I don't think it's directed to a friend. it's about workers day I'm sure. OP this is misleading.

ncoolsome:
Naaah this aren't best friends...read carefully he asked "how did u even know my age self"..best friends know their besties age..and to think some1 in his 20's took this as a joke baffles me...men I wonder who cursed the black race..

The guy was asking the age question in a playful manner. Besides he'd already wished death playfully on his friend.


@bolded What does that have to do with this situation?

MosakuAW:
EMPTY BRIAN EVERYWHERE.

Too many empty brians man, just too many

Is normal,
I remember when my best friend was sick instead of me to wish him quick recovery, I was making jest of him that if he kick the bucket I will inherit his games, I was even reminding him of the good things that he will leave behind, And finally Fatima would be mine,( fatima was our long time crush back then).

Lols
that was when men were boys, now we are all grown ups. And we are still best of friends.

Everyone is busting d guys timeline now!

This one sef na Ode! After saying Today is a bad day, he at the End still wish him a Happy birthday

Friendship at its peak!!! I love the guys reply

what a stupid way to joke....

o Lord don't give me friends whose foolishness stinks to the high heavens

Vorpal:
In times past, a gun duel would have settled this.

No gun duel in the past. No now gun start

space007:
Goodness!that's a ridiculous way to wish someone a hbd.... They must be sworn enemies

Best of friends

Lool....

INDUSTRIALFAN:
They re actually good friends bro... read deeply.... it's just like when guys that re beat friends call themselves over the phone and greet like :

guy A "How far na mad man

guy B :usless son of a great father I dey o"

guy A: thunder fire you there...

it's just how guys play around

Shelloween:
This was an attempt at humour. He didn't mean any of those. This is how some crazy besties wish you a happy birthday. If you don't have best friends that would laugh at you when you mistakenly fall down, visit you when you are sick and eat almost everything you couldn't eat, Fart when they are with you and laugh about it, friends that would provoke you and laugh while you are shouting at them. etc, then you gat no homies and you can't relate to the b.day post. These are what best friends do; but then, I could be wrong, who knows?

Never. You are spot on Bro. My best friend calls me by the name 'IDIOT'

JosWatchDog:
As seen on Facebook, a birthday wish from one Josh Ebenmosi Efurosibina OG to his friend Ayomide Adebiyi, read below what he sent to him:

Today is a bad day. The birth of a great f00l.So, 20-something years ago, an innocent and expectant woman was pushing forth what she thought was a son. Life is so unfair. She must be full of regret every year on May 1st because it will remind her of how she carried such genetic grot for nine months without aborting or seeking medical and divine intervention on it. You're such a waste to the world, today should be "Waste day" instead of workers’ day because a walking, talking filth of your magnitude is a miracle.Happy​ birthday, fool. Much love from me 2 you.

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com.ng/2017/05/this-is-weird-see-how-this-facebook.html

Ayomide should just print all these stuff he posted and MAKE A FORMAL COMPLAIN TO THE POLICE.

The dude will be in jail faster that he could imagine.

Cyber stalking is a punishable offence, under the law.

ncoolsome:
Naaah this aren't best friends...read carefully he asked "how did u even know my age self"..best friends know their besties age..and to think some1 in his 20's took this as a joke baffles me...men I wonder who cursed the black race..

bastard why are you this stupid ?where you already made stupid or did you grown into it ?so many fart brain morons on this nairaland and you are the president of them all.....fhool....your dad could have prevented this absurdity if only he was brainy enough to masturbate you away .....gosh ....such a slowpoke




your father is a cursed animale and you are a donkey.......fhoolishfise

piagetskinner:
what a stupid way to joke....


o Lord don't give me friends whose foolishness stinks to the high heavens

look at this bozo!!!! who d Bleep wants to be friends with such a closed mind loser slowpoke like yo ?

moraphucka

emeijeh:
Lol.

Reminds me of debates back then in primary school.


"FACEBOOK HAS DONE MORE HARM THAN GOOD: FOR OR AGAINST THE MOTION"
Imagine the kind of Nigerians on facebook lately?!

Kids everywhere Na primary school you dey when Facebook start

hardwerk:
bastard why are you this stupid ?where you already made stupid or did you grown into it ?so many fart brain morons on this nairaland and you are the president of them all.....fhool....your dad could have prevented this absurdity if only he was brainy enough to masturbate you away .....gosh ....such a slowpoke




your father is a cursed animale and you are a donkey.......fhoolishfise

Wat r u tryin 2 say??

the joke went too far, Is it my birthday?

happy birthday to him

Don't be surprise if find them drinking and laughing together that night ooo..

Remind me of my friend, He is mocking me and i get angry and break his head with chair, 30min later after he went to stitch his head i went to that Hospital and we still insult ourself and laugh and even hug ourself and his mom was like you guys are not serious oo and you allow me leave my business.. Don't ever call me to your fight again..


Best friend things. Miss you homie..

kolafolabi:
That's an expensive joke

expensive for where I once wished the sperm used to produce my friend were sold and the money used to buy recharge card. guess what I told him I will use the card to text a random chick in nairaland cos he is a waste.

emeijeh:
Lol.


Reminds me of debates back then in primary school.



"FACEBOOK HAS DONE MORE HARM THAN GOOD: FOR OR AGAINST THE MOTION"

Imagine the kind of Nigerians on facebook lately?!

OMG and your likes will be insulting me, I go buy koboko because of your likes.

Even when i had my first child we hardly hear of facebook...

space007:
Goodness!that's a ridiculous way to wish someone a hbd....

that part where he said
'walking talking filth of magnitude actually made me realize that the birthday guy could have done worse than this

Bbpets:



that part where he said
'walking talking filth of magnitude actually made me realize that the birthday guy could have done worse than this

you may be right though