Some facts you should know about the different tribes when choosing a spouse in Naija

Different types of Naija husbands and Wives; Some things you should know! Make sure you have a sense of humour if you must go further or else turn back now!

IBO HUSBAND
PLUS:
> > 1. He is very loyal
> > 2. He maintains monogamy
> > 3. Could be very yielding/gullible
> > 4. Gives you access to all his assets
> > 5. Follows your advice and directions to the letter
> > 6. Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness
> > 7. Takes care of your kids

> > Minus
> > 1. Could be very unromantic-Romance is limited to spending money,
> > spending money and spending money
> > 2. May be semi-literate or illiterate.
> > 3. May marry you early and deny you of access to life/youth.
> > 4. More likely to be crude and unrefined
> > 5. Always has a large family to cater to and take care of plus
> > apprentices etc
> > 6. May not be presentable
> > 7. May be horrible in bed and/or sexually illiterate/unwilling to
> > explore.
> > 8. Could be gullible/easy to deceive
> >
> > YORUBA HUSBAND
> > Plus
> > 1. Could be very romantic.
> > 2. Could be caring
> > 3. Tries to maintain leadership in the home.
> > 4. Disciplines kids well
> > 5. More white-collar career inclined
> > 6. Literacy level is usually high

> > Minus
> > 1. More likely to philander
> > 2. More likely to eventually marry another wife
> > 3. More likely to marry you for your money/connections.
> > 4. Could be highly assertive.
> > 5. Most times you would take care of yourself after a while.
> >  6. You may eventually separate with nothing to show for it.
> > 7. Family members may be given priority.
> >
> > EDO HUSBAND
> > Plus
> >
> > 1. Believes in marriage

2. Takes care of you and your needs.
> > Minus
> > 1. May end up not taking full care of the kids
> > 2. Could be very harsh
> > 3. Does not take any nonsense
> > 4. You may end up taking care of him
> > 5. You cant cheat on him.
> >
> > URHOBO MAN
> > Plus
> > 1. Believes in marriage
> > 2. Takes care of you and your children’s needs.
> > 3. Loves to give good sex
> > Minus
> > 1. Get ready to have 16 children
> > 2. You may end up taking care of him
> > 2. You cant cheat on him.
> > 3. His romantic nature is very harsh and forceful
> > 4. Very demanding in bed
> > 5. Be sure to accommodate two more wives, girlfriends and dont
> > employ a pretty househelp.
> >
> > EFIK MAN
> > Plus
> > 1. Will effectively take care of the culinary activities in your
> > absence.
> > 2. Is usually very religious
> > 3. Hardworking
> > 4. Good in bed
> > 5. Quite organised and clean.
> >
> > Minus
> > 1. Be prepared to have 12 kids
> > 2. Your cooking may not be good enough
> > 3. He will either be very ugly or very handsome. no line between.
> > He will also either be very short or very tall. Same with your kids
> > 4. Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older than you in his
> > fifties.
> >
> > HAUSA MAN
> > Plus
> >
> > 1. Hardly believes in premarital sex.
> >
> > 2. Very religious
> > 3. Takes care of you
> >
> > Minus
> > 1. You may be wife number 4
> > 2. You may be wife number 4 at 14
> > 3. You have absolutely no say in anything, anywhere and anytime.
> > 4. If he passes away, you may be transferred to another family.
> >
> > Different kinds of Nigerian wives
>
> > the urhobo wife
> > PLUS
> > 1 always loyal/faithfully(cheating is outright abomination)
> > 2 very hardworking and self reliant
> > 3. Very F…… your brains out.(even when you are quarelling)
> > 4. very good cook(banga soup,owo,peppersoup,sea food specials
> > 5 can persevere even in poverty conditions
> > 6 accommodating if a second wife shows up
> > 7 She's used to her working while you get high at home.
> > 8 would lay down their life for their children and is very
> > respectful to her in-laws
> > 9. If you like to drink, you'll never be short of a partner.
> >
> > MINUS
> > 1 argumentative
> > 2 stubborn
> > 3 alcoholic tendencies
> > 4 a high level of gra- gra
> > 5 very very very vocal
> > 6. very smart and hardened( can never see her in tears)
> > 7 She'll short your booze ration
> > 8 She respects you with serious warning.
> > 9 Very sharp and wise to take action
> >
> > YORUBA WIFE
>
> > Plus
> > 1. Very respectful to husband
> > 2. Very respectful to in-laws
> > 3. Most times educated
> > 4. Yielding and submissive
> > 5. Likes sex.
> >
> > Minus
> >
> > 1. Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you
> > and after you.
> > 2. Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office.
> > 3. Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids
> > 4. Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything.
> > 5. May jazz you up.
> > 6. Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala.
> > 7. Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years
> > of age.
> > 8. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the
> > uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a
> > peck.

> > IBO WIFE
> >
> > Plus
> > 1. Loyal to her husband
> > 2. Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices.
> > 3. Is very clean.
> > 4. Is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their
> > head or even fight while the husband watches.
> > 5. Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance
> > of remarrying after kids.
> >
> > Minus
> > 1. Very disrespectful to everyone including you.
> > 2. After breaking the neighbors’ head will one day break yours.
> > 3. Only regards you as a man if you have money.
> > 4. Views love as spending power.
> > 5. May not really love you but will marry you because you are
> > ready and her real lover isn't.
> > 6. Will spend every dime of yours without touching hers
> > 7. Does not tolerate your in-laws and disrespects them.
> > 8. May stop shagging you after 35.
> > 9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she
> > will become VERY in submissive and her family will finally remember
> > what a useless in-law you are.
> > 10. When there is a fight, her brothers will come and join to break
> > your head.
> >
> > EDO WIFE
> >
> > Plus
> > 1. Cannot cheat on you
> > 2. Can also cook good food.
> >
> > 3. Looks after kids and you.
> > 4. Very respectful
> > 5. Most times well endowed.
> > 6. Very thrifty
> > 7. Always has one brother or sister in Europe to bail you out in
> > hard times.
> > 8. Does not leave you even if you are semi-dead, quarter dead or
> > dead.
> > 9. If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, she
> > remains loyal but after building 10 houses you have no idea about.

> > Minus
> > 1. May have signed your death day the day you were married.
> > 2. You have a 98.75% chance of dying before her.
> > 3. Eventually you die and she becomes the landlady.
> > 4. Or she may have built her own house while you guys were still
> > staying in a room and parlor without you knowing.
> > 5. May have done runs before you got married.
> > 6. Always calculating how to send your children abroad for ANY
> > kind of job
> >
> >
> > HAUSA
> > Plus
> > 1. Everything good.
> > Minus
> > 1. If you are not a Muslim, no chance.
> > 2. You may eventually have to show her were the promised land is.
> > 3. Even when you do, it must be in the dark.

> > EFIK/IBIBIO WIFE
> >
> > Plus
> > 1. She will load you with so much good food that every other thing
> > is poison
> > 2. She will also f,  your brains out.
> > 3. Also loyal and respectful but will also break your head if you
> > misbehave.
> > 4. Very clean.
> >
> > Minus
> > 1. She will f,  your brains out finally.
> > 2. She will either be very slim, have an extremely large arse or
> > be very short.
> > 3. You will share shaving stick as she may have facial and chest
> > hair.
> > 4. Even if you wanna leave her, the f**king and feeding will keep
> > you coming back for more.
> >

a good read. very very funny especailly the minus hahahahaha
LOL I had a good laugh

Had a good laff myself when someone sent it to my email. Im guessing its a guy that wrote it coz guys think like that!

mama you no gokill me with lafter. I don laugh my ass out