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Geography Of A Woman by leftone: 8:24am On Jan 08, 2010 |
The Geography of a Woman ------------------------ Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. The Geography of a Man ------------------------ Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick. |
Re: Geography Of A Woman by Ben13: 9:48am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Ctrl A, Ctrl C, Ctrl V but refined. keep them coming |
Re: Geography Of A Woman by nich(m): 10:05am On Jan 08, 2010 |
LWKMD @ OP, why na only the left one u like? wetin do the right one? |
Re: Geography Of A Woman by azeeza(f): 10:48am On Jan 08, 2010 |
.funny thread. |
Re: Geography Of A Woman by studio43(m): 10:54am On Jan 08, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Geography Of A Woman by Kunbee: 1:44am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Re: Geography Of A Woman by studio43(m): 5:01am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Clear go oneside make i park well jor |
Re: Geography Of A Woman by Kunbee: 11:42pm On Jan 09, 2010 |
Pele tie |
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