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One For The Vaseline Crew by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:10pm On May 05, 2017
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

She responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too." - Matthew Lush
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Re: One For The Vaseline Crew by AlamienDagash(m): 10:43pm On May 05, 2017
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Re: One For The Vaseline Crew by OLAADEGBU(m): 8:04pm On May 06, 2017
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Re: One For The Vaseline Crew by OLAADEGBU(m): 8:11am On May 13, 2017
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Re: One For The Vaseline Crew by djsalvation122(m): 5:22pm On May 13, 2017
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Re: One For The Vaseline Crew by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:49pm On May 16, 2017
djsalvation122:
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