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A Throw Back To My Few Achievements As An Undergraduate In Unizik (2013 - 2018) / My First Semester Experience As A Unilag Undergraduate / My Story As An Undergraduate So Far.... (2) (3) (4)

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Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 7:40pm On May 05, 2017
Note:
PLEASE, IF IN ANY WAY YOU WANT TO COPY THIS WORK OR ANY PART OF IT, KINDLY CONTACT THE WRITER.


My Contact 09071866677

Email.. Samuelthobbylobar@gmail.com

Thanks for reading
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by waleyp(m): 7:46pm On May 05, 2017
AND WHERE IS THE WORK
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 7:58pm On May 05, 2017
This story was posted by me in my second account but I was blocked due to some reasons. So I'm starting it now...
Lleigh, chipappi, larrysun, d9t7y, akinwale14, biafrabushboy and others......

Na your hand I dey oooo

[b 7/09/2016 ]


Alaye don't trust me, Alaye trust yourself
If you don't like me Alaye Bleep yourself
Efimile ekoju sibi tenlo se
Na only me wake come ogbeni warn yourself
......... Na one of olamide song I dey follow sing for my headset connected to my phone before it suddenly stopped, I thought my battery don rundown because the battery no good at all (I only enjoyed it when am charging the phone)
..... If I tell you say I love you ooo
my money my body na your own oooo baby
30 billion for the account oooo.....
It was my ringing tone that brought me back to reality, my phone didn't die... na the call paused the song.
I checked the caller ID and it was my payer..... payer (yes I be yahoo boy, a learner tho).. I answered
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Me: bro, morning ooo
Payer: hw far thobby
Me: watin dey shele
Payer: I dey rugged
Me: shey the Maga don pay ni
Payer: no ooo, na another matter I wan yarn you oo
Me: (I hope say no be the alora stuff you wan follow me yarn) watin happen
Payer: nothing, I wan show you something for
my side today
Me: which time
Payer: 7:30
Me: morning or night (I was asking a foolish question or I rather say stupid question be it's already 12:30 pm )
Payer: night nah
Me: you no say my p man (dad ) no go allow me commot for house and I no fit miss that film wey dem dey show for zee world
Payer: you better try to come because w get one level wey wan happen
Me: OK, I go come
He ended the call...
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If I had known, I would have stayed at home
If I had known, I would have watched the TWIST OF FATE
If I had known, I would not have lied to my dad
Maybe I would not have ended my day in the white house (cell)
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The beginning of my rugged life
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 8:00pm On May 05, 2017
waleyp:
AND WHERE IS THE WORK

Posted
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by HawkToBar(m): 8:04pm On May 05, 2017
SamuelTurner:
Note:
PLEASE, IF IN ANY WAY YOU WANT TO COPY THIS WORK OR ANY PART OF IT, KINDLY CONTACT THE WRITER.


My Contact 09071866677

Email.. Samuelthobbylobar@gmail.com

Thanks for reading

Always pick up your calls bro.

#iRepAdo
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 8:09pm On May 05, 2017
HawkToBar:


Always pick up your calls bro.

#iRepAdo

I hail oooo....

Bro Hw far
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 8:16pm On May 05, 2017
Lemme brief you about my self...


my name is Ogunsakin Oluwatobiloba Samuel,
I am from Ekiti state but I spent most of my
life in Ibadan.

I am the first son and the second child of my parents.

my mom is a nurse and she's also a choir (chronic one).

I schooled at Ibadan (both primary and half of
my secondary).

I went to Faith Nur&Pry School (the only private school I attended grin) before I wrote my common entrance.

I was admitted to the most dread secondary school in Ibadan G. C. I (Government College of Ibadan... Up School) before we (I, my pregnant mum and my 3 sisters ) were migrated or Lemme say relocated to Ekiti state due to some crisis between my dad and my mum where I started my
rugged life
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Most of the following story will be in past tense...
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Tbc
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 8:32pm On May 05, 2017
Guys your comment is highly needed.....

Thanks....

WELCOME TO EKITI STATE (the land of honor)


We arrived at Ekiti State safely, tho the driver was driving like the person wey don smoke kush and excess TM (Tramadol).

He was a rough driver just like Vin diesel and I just dey pray make we no end like Paul Walker...

We alighted from the bus and we unpacked our luggages. I asked my mom where we were because I haven't been to Ekiti before, she said we were in Ado Ekiti, the capital of Ekiti state and she told me we still have a long way to go...


We sha eventually got home. I asked my mum who owns the house and she told me she owns it. "but mum......" I wanted to ask her some questions but my elder sister named Tosin just interrupted me.

Tosin: "your house or you and dad house?"

Mum: my own house, I built this house with my salary because......

Me: see lets go inside first (I had to interrupt her because if she should start the history of how she built the house, that means we are on a long thing and am not ready for that because am dammed tired)

Tosin: Tobi, why'd you like behaving like a fool, can't you see that she is still talking.. (my sister and I are just like Tom and Jerry. We fight almost every day)

Mum: (facing Tosin) "I have told you so many times to stop using negative words against your brother because you are a Christian"

Me: (mum have started with her preaching again. And I have to stop her because she is still going to back her preaching with a Bible verse..... Nigerian mum sha)

Me: see am hungry oooo

Mum: let's go inside..

************

We entered the house and she showed us our rooms.

There are four rooms in the house alongside with the parlor, two toilets and two bathrooms. A kitchen and a storeroom.

She showed us the rooms. I choose the one that has more privacy because I know am gonna perform so many signs and wonders.. Lol.

Apart from Tosin, I have another sisters which I can use seniority over "Bose and Odunayo"


We shaa used all the remaining day arranging the house..


THE BEGINNING OF A NEW LIFE IN A DIFFERENT STATE
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by Akinwale14(m): 11:27pm On May 05, 2017
Oga mi thanks for d mention,nice story,we dey ur back like backyard and we dey ur front like frontyard,keep it up.
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 6:57am On May 06, 2017
Episode 1

I will miss u guys, I will finally be moving to US next week. Thank u so much for being there for me.
Going there to further my education & have a peaceful life. I will be taking off to US on Tuesday18th of may 2017. This will be my new number +1 (203) 540-8817. keep doing great things and forgive me for the short notice but I promise to be in touch with u all.
I will be available on WhatsApp, IMO and Instagram I will miss u all.

...

That was the dream I was enjoying before I was woken up with a heavy slap on my head. "wake up joor, olorun iya" that was my sister. If I had a gun, I would have gunned her down.
Me: Abeg lemme sleep nah, or watin self

Tosin: mumu boy, stand up joor.... It's already past 12

Me: watin be my own with past 12?

Tosin: (sounding excited) mum said we are visiting grandma today

Me: so make I no sleep because of grandma Abi?

Tosin: go follow mummy Talk am...

"Tosin ooooo" mum called her and she left instantly. I hurriedly took my bath and I wear my best cloth maybe babe fit fall for my dressing. I joined them outside the house because they were already leaving and I didn't even asked for food so as to avoids stories that touch.
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 6:58am On May 06, 2017
Akinwale14:
Oga mi thanks for d mention,nice story,we dey ur back like backyard and we dey ur front like frontyard,keep it up.

Thanks bro
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by Nifeola: 7:37am On May 06, 2017
Wehdone sIR! Oya continue
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by Akinwale14(m): 7:45am On May 06, 2017
SamuelTurner:

Thanks bro
Ur welcome
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by Akinwale14(m): 7:46am On May 06, 2017
Nice story,continue
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by HawkToBar(m): 9:08am On May 06, 2017
@SamuelTurner Nice story there. Hope you don't mind me copying your story?
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by waleyp(m): 9:38am On May 06, 2017
UP SCHOOL UP GCI, I REP SWANSTON, WHICH HOUSE YOU REP? WHO NO KNOW GCI FOR IB BACK THEN HUH?
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by mhizgap(f): 12:20pm On May 06, 2017
Bros no fall hand o come and finish what you started
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 7:34pm On May 06, 2017
We got to her mammi's house and the house was a two storey building with the inscription "coppers Lodge"...

We shaa went inside and we were welcomed by grandma. We were served with pounded yam with egusi soup and bush meat. After we finished eating the food, my mum and her mother started discussing so I had to excuse them because I hate long boring talks. I went outside the house to observe the street maybe I go see any babe wey go pass.

The street is lively with so many young people mostly students and from my observation I think there is a university not far from the area that's why there are so many people in the area.

As I was roaming around the street, I saw one guy that looks familiar "how will I not remember my blooda, my partner in crime and my mentor.. Oba Blessing"
"Oba " I shouted, he looks toward my direction but he could not remember my face.

Me: Oba, you no remember your guy

Oba: Abeg I no remember this face ooo

Me: for gci, school 2, community jungle

Oba: watin be your name

Me: na small nah (that's my nick for school)

Oba: na time go tell

Me: "na time go tell" is the cliche I always use in school and even at my street

Oba: but you fall my hand ooo

Me: watin I do nah

Oba: after that matter for jss2 you no even call me again

Me: I dey try your number but e no dey reachable and I dey even go your house self but I no dey meet person for there, I even dey go queens school self maybe I go see your sister but her friends dey tell me say she no come school again since that incidence

Oba: na my pman (dad) talk say make we dey go him village jere and since then I don dey live here with my family

Me: so your pman na from this town and you no tell me

Oba: shey you ask me before abi... Watin you con do for here

Me: na my mum con visit her mama for here and I just dey stroll out before I saw you

Oba: your mama dey this street?.. You no tell me say na Ekiti be your mama nah

Me: you self no ask me jere... Wie you dey go before

Oba: I wan go buy cd (condom)

Me: you never change

Oba: e dey body ooo

Me: OK, na time go tell

I followed him to where he bought the condom and he took me to his house
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 7:37pm On May 06, 2017
mhizgap:
Bros no fall hand o come and finish what you started
I promise not to fall your hand miss
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 7:38pm On May 06, 2017
waleyp:
UP SCHOOL UP GCI, I REP SWANSTON, WHICH HOUSE YOU REP? WHO NO KNOW GCI FOR IB BACK THEN HUH?


I don forget my own house because e don Taycheesy....

Up school up gci
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 7:39pm On May 06, 2017
Akinwale14:
Nice story,continue
Thanks bro
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 7:40pm On May 06, 2017
Nifeola:
Wehdone sIR! Oya continue
Thanks
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 7:41pm On May 06, 2017
HawkToBar:
@SamuelTurner Nice story there. Hope you don't mind me copying your story?
free world bro
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by Akinwale14(m): 8:41pm On May 06, 2017
Nice
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 12:56pm On Aug 07, 2017
hello guys, been a long time......
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by mokoh(m): 6:06pm On Aug 07, 2017
Wen is the next episode coming
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by bunmiannie(f): 9:06pm On Aug 10, 2017
#proudlyekiti
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 9:59pm On Aug 15, 2017
We got to his room and we started gisting and he explained how he escaped from the scene of the incident and how he got
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 10:11pm On Aug 15, 2017
to ekiti.
Me: oboy you try o
oba: 'i try?' you dey craze, so after everything wey happen na i try you dey tell me, or
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 10:17pm On Aug 15, 2017
u don 4get say na u rape d girl and na me dey come arrest for house and despite d beating i no mention ur name and if no
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 10:23pm On Aug 15, 2017
because say my papa be soldier dem for never release me and na because of you my papa send me come village to dey live with
Re: Diary Of An Ekiti Undergraduate by SamuelTurner(m): 10:29pm On Aug 15, 2017
his sister and na because of you i no follow dem go abuja and na because of you i dey live here now and everytin u go tell me

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