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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by dozofavour(m): 7:15am On May 11, 2017
OVA200:
I don't support sex between boyfriend and girlfriend stuff but when agreed to get marry do this thing once or twice before you knot the tie.

U are contradicting yourself. Are u saying that God don't know what he was doing when he said flee from fornication

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Tedassie(m): 7:17am On May 11, 2017
SemuhleB:
Hmmm I think even if they decided not to do it until marriage, I don't think it's that much of a crime in seeing it at least before tying the knot. To know what you are getting.

Since the guy has a small dck and she does not get any satisfaction during sex, there are other ways and things he can do to please his wife after all a lot of women do not get satisfaction during sex only.

They just have to make the best of the situation. There is no point crying over spilled milk now and she should not have complained about it to her pastor. It's childish!
She openly embarrassed her husband and it's unforgiveable!
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Laple0541(m): 7:20am On May 11, 2017
fineboynl:
..too small or you have big punna. go and buy cucumber


Variations in Vagina Sizes
Vaginas vary in sizes just like joysticks do, although less extreme. Here also we can see a correlation between vagina depth and vagina width, meaning the deeper vaginas usually dilate more than the shorter ones.
Compare the following tables (estimated values):

Due to childbirth , there are many women with large and x-large vagina sizes. It is one of the reasons some men will start to look elsewhere after a woman has given birth since they become intimidated by the extra space .

Women are recommended however to get their vaginas fit and in shape again. There are exercises that will help them to achieve this (kegels etc.) but that is beyond the scope of this document. (In fact, a vaginal fitness program should be started way
before childbirth, so tearing is kept to a minimum.) One thing that is NOT recommended as a remedy is surgical "vaginal tightening".

Often it will make the vagina lose most of its elasticity and sensitivity. Don't do it unless in extreme cases.

What is your partner's vagina size?
I can hear you guys thinking: "Gee, I wonder how big my girlfriend's vagina is?" Let us say you have a six-inch long penis at full erection. Maybe you think your girl is also six inches deep because when you penetrate her fully you touch the end of the vagina. Keep in mind however that her previous lover with eight inches also touched the end of the vagina when he penetrated her. It means that he simply stretched the tissue two inches further.

So what is the maximum length of her vagina? Difficult to say. You would have to insert a long enough object so that you could measure the part that can't be inserted. Maybe you don't want to go that far but you still wonder how many inches of penis length your partner can take. Just count on it that the average woman can handle joysticks 9 inches long and 2 ½ inches wide (8 inches around). True size queens can often take up to 12 inches long and 3 inches wide!

Sir, did you study Vagina Technology in Sch.?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by hafolerbi(m): 7:22am On May 11, 2017
please we need a proper advice from you.A friend of mine has like (#1,000,000) sleeping in his acct but didn't no suitable business to invest the business on advice pls.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by walexsho(m): 7:23am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
There's no need for sampling, have you ever sample bread before buying, do you sample beans and rice before buying any woman they sample before buying is as cheap as Gari.
By the way, the mad woman complain because she has Tasted Bigger Bigger Cucumber and and her Lips are too wide before getting to her final destination. How did she know other men has Bigger JayStick

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by kwinzara(f): 7:30am On May 11, 2017
pocohantas:

Yeah right! It has to be the woman's fault.

The woman sef funny o, na now she remember to complain?

she was a virgin ooo, didn't u see it there that they did not have sexual contact before the marriage
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by anykProperties: 7:30am On May 11, 2017
ariklawani:
hmmm.doer is a serious issue. but as a Christian,all u need to do , is to manage him.God does not support divorce or separation .since is not domestic issue.during sex u can help him.missionary style is the best .try and always place hard pillow under ur bombom..y he gos in.u will feel it like is big..also if u can practice kegel exesecise to tighten up ur vigina.. it works like magic...u can also do doggy style y u lay down flat with ur tummy in bed..goodluck.

Experience at its best

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by thunderbabs: 7:32am On May 11, 2017
Wetin u xpect mk pastor talk na...? Smx, i feel dz deeper life type of churches members no dey need serioz gbenshing ni? grin
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by SIRKAY98(m): 7:34am On May 11, 2017
For all the attention they direct below the belt, most men actually know very little about their joysticks. Here’s the knowledge you need to keep yours healthy, strong, and ready for action—for life.

man-hood FACT #1
Smoking can shorten your man-hood by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation.



man-hood FACT #2
Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.

man-hood FACT #3
An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature Release. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor’s looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.

man-hood FACT #4
The average male climax lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds.

Which means if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.

man-hood FACT #5
The oldest known species with a man-hood is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos.

That’s Greek for “amazing swimmer with large man-hood.” Which officially supplants Buck unclad as the best P0*n name, ever.

man-hood FACT #6
Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the man-hood is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape.

Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained….Okay, we’ll shut up now.

man-hood FACT #7
Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

man-hood FACT #8
There are two types of joysticks. One kind expands and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower).

The other appears big most of the time, but doesn’t get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

man-hood FACT #9
An international Men’s Health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, 21 percent have showers.

man-hood FACT #10
German researchers say the average intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds, yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

man-hood FACT #11
Turns out size does matter: The longer your man-hood, the better “semen displacement” you’ll achieve when having s*x with a woman flush with competing sperm.

That’s according to researchers at the State University of New York, who used artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the “scooping” mechanism of the man-hood’s coronal ridge. Next up: curing cancer.

man-hood FACT #12
The man-hood that’s been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784—that’s about seven virgins a day.

man-hood FACT #13
Better-looking men may have stronger sperm. Spanish researchers showed women photos of guys who had good, average, and lousy sperm—and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women chose the best sperm producers most often.

Copied from information Nigeria

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Sakes: 7:35am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed

Is it really a Problem a Problem for WOMEN...This SIZE of a thing
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Tisham20(m): 7:36am On May 11, 2017
grin
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Skubidude(m): 7:41am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed

Sample ke, na pass question paper?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Tedassie(m): 7:42am On May 11, 2017
Safiaa:
All the men are claiming she has a borehole. Small dick na small dick. Nodody wants it, but some women will just manage it for the sake of love. Preferably, most women prefer at least 6inches. The chances of you satisfying a women with 2 or 3 inches is low, whether its a borehole or tight pocket you carry. Theres certain spots that a 2 inch dicck cannot reach. Most women will just suffer in silence and fake orgasms for the rest of their lives. At least she's being honest.
yeah,by dicck shaming her husband to her pastor? Are there no better ways of handling things maturely?

If the matter was kept btw them while trying 2work out a solution to their ish,would we on this forum even get to know about it here...




immature women all around!

Modified:
The news source is fake asf by the way cheesy
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by walexsho(m): 7:44am On May 11, 2017
mineANDurs:


....and after 2-3yrs she will become wiser than the runs girls and make your life a living hell!

Get dat silly notion out of your head and find a good wife.
The notion is not silly, 80% of city girls are sluts and have sampled Joysticks and will be the ones to say Virginity is nothing because they have become nothing but empty match box. Sex machines can easily be gotten from the city while wife can easily be gotten from the village but you have to modify her to your taste
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ped007(m): 7:44am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed
So how many you go 'sample' before you marry
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Skubidude(m): 7:47am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:


Love machine does not have tongue or warm hands nor can it whisper sweet words while in action. lipsrsealed

C as u don spoil finis, abeg no corrupt our young innocent mind o..
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by walexsho(m): 7:50am On May 11, 2017
kwinzara:


she was a virgin ooo, didn't u see it there that they did not have sexual contact before the marriage
They did not have contact does not mean he/she did not meet someone else.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by walexsho(m): 8:00am On May 11, 2017
Safiaa:
All the men are claiming she has a borehole. Small dick na small dick. Nodody wants it, but some women will just manage it for the sake of love. Preferably, most women prefer at least 6inches. The chances of you satisfying a women with 2 or 3 inches is low, whether its a borehole or tight pocket you carry. Theres certain spots that a 2 inch dicck cannot reach. Most women will just suffer in silence and fake orgasms for the rest of their lives. At least she's being honest.
If its a Borehole its nothing but a borehole. She's obviously a porn star. If she isn't she would only complain to the pastor she does not get pleasure in the sex not that the man has small Johnsmith just because she tested bigger one
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Donald7610: 8:01am On May 11, 2017
It shows she was a wore before marriage

What makes Virginia... Wider if indeed he's the originator
If you been have regular sex with small joystick for long time, your Virginia... Will shrink
She's giving excuse to cheat
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Absolutezero: 8:01am On May 11, 2017
Franzinni:
gerrout!!!!!!

Just say your ocean is too wide for his canoe...

A tiny canoe will not even stand a chance in a pond.

This is why we advice you ladies to test drive the product...Many tiny d:cks are hiding under the guise of no sex before marriage.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Toks2008(m): 8:04am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed

And how many you go sample before you settle with one?

Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Toks2008(m): 8:05am On May 11, 2017
kwinzara:


she was a virgin ooo, didn't u see it there that they did not have sexual contact before the marriage

And does that make her a virgin?
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by philipobiz: 8:12am On May 11, 2017
daredreman:


Hmm are u a fitness trainer?
A doctor in complementary medicine
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sukkot: 8:13am On May 11, 2017
financialwoman:
There is nothing worse than marrying a "small" dude undecided
i submit that terminal cancer is worse tongue
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by sukkot: 8:19am On May 11, 2017
walexsho:

There's no need for sampling, have you ever sample bread before buying, do you sample beans and rice before buying any woman they sample before buying is as cheap as Gari.
By the way, the mad woman complain because she has Tasted Bigger Bigger Cucumber and and her Lips are too wide before getting to her final destination. How did she know other men has Bigger JayStick
everybody haff mobile phone with intanet these days na. haba which kain question be this in 2017 ? even 10 year old girls have like 100 porn movies in their iphones . the world haff spoyel
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by prejulsuc(f): 8:21am On May 11, 2017
qualityovenbake:
The old adage is true, it’s not what size you have, it’s how you use it.

They both have to figure out the best sex positions and techniques that can help ensure both have more pleasure.

my dear let not deceived ourselves.Size matter especially when is too small,no matter d style it will look as if fingering the man is doing.Except the man can complement with heading that is d only way the woman will feel alright.But apart from that,is boring Jared.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Lules(f): 8:21am On May 11, 2017
ijustdey:







http://pmexpressng.com/husband-penis-small-satisfy-wife/
women are funny it is small you complain. big nko DAT one na die another complain
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Urukpe: 8:23am On May 11, 2017
kwinzara:


she was a virgin ooo, didn't u see it there that they did not have sexual contact before the marriage

For the fact that they did not have sex be4 marriage does not prove that both of them are virgins, they did it on religious grounds. Did you know the life they live be4 then? so we never can really tell, but my guts tell me she has tasted very good dick be4.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by deolu2000(m): 8:23am On May 11, 2017
1234IKECHhukwu:
So u mean she should wait 4 10-15yrs when sex 'll no longer be an issue with her, I must say that u not been fair to her at all.
I am looking at it frm the perspective that every challenge in life has an expiring date, since she has two children already, wc means d man isn't impotent, then she has to endure her own cross and try to enjoy her marriage without the sex factor coming in here, afteral it's for better for worse in marriage.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by alizma: 8:31am On May 11, 2017
MysteriousAnn:


Love machine does not have tongue or warm hands nor can it whisper sweet words while in action. lipsrsealed
I think you will benefit nairalanders in a positive way.
welcome to nairalander
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by alizma: 8:33am On May 11, 2017
pocohantas:

Yeah right! It has to be the woman's fault.

The woman sef funny o, na now she remember to complain?
are u trying to say she has tasted something else for her to know D differences between d small one and D big one? just asking.
Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by babyebi: 8:37am On May 11, 2017
BUSHHUNTER:
Caroline Y you marry Chidi?

Lol, just passing like passer bye




Officially our brodas from Southeast get small joystick grin



Go try my brodas from WEST!

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