It is irrelevant to state that Buhari as an octogenarian who has outlived the national life expectancy average will be plagued by a series of terminal geriatric disorders. I am saying this because, Buhari's people up north (the almajiri constituents) have already made up their mind that Buhari was poisoned. I am considering the views of these illiterate destitute almajirirs because if sh1t hits the fan and Buhari is pronounced kaput , they (almajiris) are the only sub-group that will not take the announcement of a Buhari's death lying down. They will not go all alhamdilai rather we can easily predict that the north will witness a series of violent upheavals and riots.

Now that aside, it is important for posterity sake to outline clearly those who may want Buhari to die in office and what their motives for killing him in the first place was for.

I will be starting from the least suspects.

It will be fun that I can guarantee!


Afonjas

The Afonjas have a reason to wish Buhari dead and they have the voodoo power to achieve that goal.

The afonjas have been accused of turning the VP office to that of a Vulture Presidency as they watch with suppressed enthusiasm the declining health status of "our beloved" President.

The only draw back is that even as potent as afonja black magic is, it is no match for Fulani fortified juju.

Chances that Afonjas have a direct link to our beloved President's health is very slim but that doesn't mean they won't support or hire out more sophisticated third parties to do the job for them.

Chances of Afonja involvement : less than 2%!

Iran

The Iranians are known to carry out covet operations to take out anyone who stands against them.

They have a well documented history in places like Lebanon, Syria, western Europe and of recent the Gulf Kingdoms where they have succesffuly carried out assassinations.

The Iranians will naturally be pissed off with Buhari as he (Buhari) has overseen a major crackdown of Shia Muslims (loyal to Tehran) in Nigeria and with the Buhari administration pledging unalloyed loyalty to the House of Saud in a Sunni coalition which is meant not to target growing radical Islamisms but Iran, the Iranians sure enough have the motive to get rid of Buhari.

The only problem is that the Iranians are rabid Pyromaniacs who love blowing their enemies to smithereens. I don't see them employing any form of chemical or bio threat. Those guys just love seeing their enemies vaporized in preferably a car bombing.

Chances of Iranian involvement: less than 30%

CIA/MI5 Global 5th Columinists

Buhari was the perfect candidate for the job of overseeing Nigeria sink into a brutal civil war. This is why up till now the US govt has declared that "Buhari's agenda fits nicely with that of the US agenda".

No secret that the west help put Buhari in power and no secret that Buhari is a highly sectional and bigoted being least qualified to lead a multicultural nation like Nigeria and it is also no secret that the US has always seen Nigeria as too big and a "bad influence" over other smaller African nations. The reasons for wanting Nigeria's breakup (preferably in the most brutal form) is to remove any leadership position from among African Nations.

The CIA and or MI5 have carried out thousands of assassinations relying on both subtle and not too subtle means. They killed Chavez with a cancer virus and they have found out that taken out Buhari from the equation will be the catalyst to start a brutal sectarian conflict in Africa's most populous nation.

The fact that Buhari even has to go to the devil for help in London made it most likely that the CIA or MI5 have already finished him off.

Chances of MI5/CIA involvement: 95%


Mossaad

The Israeli utlra secret service outfit is more than capable of carrying out any assassination on practically anybody on the planet. Mossaad has relied on both conventional and non-conventional means to get rid of their enemies and are at the cutting edge in introducing new techniques or ways to off their enemies.

The Israelis are so dangerous in this regard as they can either carry out any assassination on their own terms without drawing suspicion (slow poisoning) or they can actually be hired out to do it for a third party.

On why Israel will want Buhari dead, well Buhari just rushed into the Palestinian debacle with all his religiousty leaving his common sense behind where he declared full support for an Independent Palestinian State with Jerusalem as it's capital. If you want to get the Israelis really mad with you then speak up for Palestinian autonomy with Jerusalem as Arab-Muslim territory.

Chances that the Israelis did it: 97%

Buhari himself

At the end of the day, Buhari may be his own worst enemy.

He knows his age and his capabilities as an old man and the demanding schedule his current job demands but that doesn't in anyway deter the man Buhari as he will rather cut his left nut than resign from office.

Even his ear problem was due to straining his wrinkly ear drums under severe pressure changes brought about by flying frequently upandan in Air force one.

Chances Buhari is his own worse enemy: 99%

Vulture Presidency indeed..lol